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The Downtime Bar


Thanks for visiting The Downtime Bar. We would love it if you would Add your comments or join in a virtual party here. Please feel free to use aliases, character names, and have fun. But remember to respect each other: don't use someone else's real name or alias when you post.

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Make good on your debts.
Donald Trump Sunday, February 13th 2005 - 05:42:17 PM
I was going to post in here but have changed my mind. Don't take that post with 146 too lightly. It is indeed a virus and my boyfriend received it also! I am checking out-looks fun but not worth it-
Linda Sunday, February 13th 2005 - 05:41:13 PM
everyone defends zzzzz. What about Pam? Especially when people threatened her last week.
Hey Pam, I defend you. Please come back.

Me Sunday, February 13th 2005 - 05:16:57 PM
Martha, please accept my thanks for posting over at Claudias practice site. At least we dont have to hear about how zzzz is hogging the board anymore!! (LOL)
A Friend Sunday, February 13th 2005 - 03:42:14 PM
Whomever 741 is a real snooty sounding know it all-bet they dont have too many friends-they have to hang around a chat board to gain acceptance.
Seeker of the wood Sunday, February 13th 2005 - 03:27:38 PM
I think 741 is Martha/smoke
Hee hee Sunday, February 13th 2005 - 03:25:06 PM
Touche 741-we are even steven-quit it now-enough is enough
see ya around honey Sunday, February 13th 2005 - 03:23:07 PM
Odd, I was thinking the same about you! Since you are leaving, you won't know who is here, will you? And your assumptions about my intelligence are quiet false.
Not the troll here. Sunday, February 13th 2005 - 03:13:31 PM
741 I know computers are not alive-thanks for your clever wit. Someone was saying they wanted a virus sent to Pams computer and apparently they did send one. All fingers have pointed to Zzzzz and I would be very careful. I am leaving until someone with intelligence comes back on. It sure isnt you. Unless you are zzzz I see no reason why the problem should concern you anyway. You my dear, are what people call a troll
Adigos Sunday, February 13th 2005 - 12:55:07 PM
I wasn't sniping. "just some constructive criticism" was sniping about Zzzzz. I believe I requested that she stop.

Oh, and you can't "kill" a computer, they're not alive...
741 Sunday, February 13th 2005 - 11:23:03 AM


Post what you like and end it here please instead of arguing. If someone thinks zzzz has posted too much at the practice site. Fine-dont comment on it and start a troll war of sorts. She really does post way more than anyone else over there I agree, but if thats what she wants, knock yourself out zzzz, thats your business.
Lets get back to the stories and quit the sniping whoever you are 741. Another poster was told someone would be giddy if her computer was killed. Thats pretty rotten too and I didnt see you 741 come to her defense.
Just end it here..Who has a story to tell?

Ignore the trolls and let the stories begin. Sunday, February 13th 2005 - 10:21:16 AM
Cant we just move on 741 without your idiosyncracies??
agent 007 Sunday, February 13th 2005 - 10:15:03 AM
"you ae an idiot," indeed. And I won't shut up, because, as someone said, "...this page [is] for people to speak their minds which we arent allowed to do in regards to certain situations on other sites." Awkwardly put, but then...
741 Sunday, February 13th 2005 - 04:19:25 AM
No-shut up
you ae an idiot Sunday, February 13th 2005 - 03:45:07 AM
I said it was bad manners. Saying things here, behind her back, is bad manners. If you have a complaint, take it somewhere it will do some good - instead of just gossiping.
741 Saturday, February 12th 2005 - 05:48:44 PM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Filch Saturday, February 12th 2005 - 05:32:22 PM
get a grip-who said anything about bad manners? I agree with the below poster as I took a look over at the mentioned site and see the practice site is made up entirely of this one person mentioned 99%.
she is even writing messages over there on the practice site.
If anyone questioned this on that particular site, yes, that would be bad manners and look like it was trolling. Here you can hash things out. Sometimes it hurts to have the truth shown to someone.

take a look if you dont believe Saturday, February 12th 2005 - 05:20:01 PM
And you consider speaking your mind to be synonymous with bad behavior and poor manners?
?? Saturday, February 12th 2005 - 05:10:32 PM
I dont get it! I thought this page was for people to speak their minds which we arent allowed to do in regards to certain situations on other sites.
???????? Saturday, February 12th 2005 - 04:51:33 PM
Not the least defensive. Just sick of the backstabbing.
741 Saturday, February 12th 2005 - 10:48:26 AM
Yo 741 why so defensive??
not me Saturday, February 12th 2005 - 10:16:58 AM
Yo, "Constructive" Critic - The practice page is for anyone, and is endless. Like this one. You have a problem, why not take it there instead of sniping behing her back?
741 Saturday, February 12th 2005 - 12:15:41 AM
This place is a gas.
Sylvia Plath Friday, February 11th 2005 - 03:53:08 PM
Jeez Zzzzz, quit hogging the practice site at Claudias. No one else has a chance. I didnt know it belonged to you and you alone.
just some constructive criticism Friday, February 11th 2005 - 03:23:24 PM
Is it time for a drink yet?
Severus Snape Friday, February 11th 2005 - 08:00:38 AM
Is it time for a drink yet?
Severus Snape Friday, February 11th 2005 - 07:55:44 AM
I blame the government.
Jamie Friday, February 11th 2005 - 12:08:24 AM
Oh No-people are at it again-someone is switching the order of the messages around! Techno Queens was below the poster talking about a b virus..someone is up to mischief and has been me thinks
I inquired and was told a virus could be traced to its orginating base so must believe its someone in here also.
I believe there were posts that were deleted the other night too and not by the webmistress, now things are being switched around to someones liking..hmmmm

not shakespeare Thursday, February 10th 2005 - 03:23:28 PM
TQ - thanks for re-enforcing that. I was beginning to feel as though I was in a wasteland of common sense.
741 Thursday, February 10th 2005 - 01:58:04 PM
I work in technology, and I have never heard of someone being victimized by a virus through a messageboard, unless they hit a link within the message. Thinking you can "catch" a virus merely by accessing a web page is moronic. If you're worried about viruses, don't click on any links.
TechnoQueen Thursday, February 10th 2005 - 01:02:45 PM
Pam is right. I received a virus threat today also that was traced to here. Its a w32 beaglemm. I dont want to be here either. Its too dangerous. I do believe this is the work of a revengeful person. I love the site and the people (apparently one found my computer) but cant take a chance either.
Be careful out there Indeed- Thursday, February 10th 2005 - 12:49:20 PM
what kind of time is elf 12345789 if this is a time?
befuddled and bemused Thursday, February 10th 2005 - 12:38:33 PM
Where is Secret Agent 007? He's always wreacking my latest invention?
The Wandering American Thursday, February 10th 2005 - 03:30:36 AM
"This is a cover up if ever I have seen one." LOL!! Thanks for the best laugh of the day. Do you work for the government, or the press?
741 (not the time but my secret agent badge number) Thursday, February 10th 2005 - 12:14:43 AM
And to the person(s) who say things like they hope God kills Pam's computer, you are better than that, too. I have seen you women at your best, don't do this, it doesn't make you feel your best.
hoping to reach you Wednesday, February 9th 2005 - 06:24:49 PM
Pam, you can do better than this.
hoping to reach you Wednesday, February 9th 2005 - 06:22:42 PM
It is 12:14 AM here in North America, same as you Pam. Check the New Zealand time on the right of this post. You will see that the time on the right, agrees with the time I pushed the "sign the book" button.
I HAVE PRESSED THE "SIGN THE BOOK" AT 12:14 PM Wednesday, February 9th 2005 - 06:14:31 PM
I agree. No one in here has ever signed like that. This is a cover up if ever I have seen one. Zzzzz is a computer killer and is spreading virus's.
Off to better ports Wednesday, February 9th 2005 - 04:50:15 PM
Sorry it wasnt meant as the time-it was her signaute-the time is at the right 7:46-take a look
poeple are strange and scary Wednesday, February 9th 2005 - 04:39:03 PM
Sorry it wasnt meant as the time-it was her signaute-the time is at the right 7:46-take a look
poeple are strange and scary Wednesday, February 9th 2005 - 04:37:38 PM
Everyone is welcome here! just duck under the yellow ribbon that says: "Line Police Don't Cross" lol

146= 01:46 AM EST or 07:46 New Zealand time
720 (time, not virus) Wednesday, February 9th 2005 - 01:20:24 PM


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test Wednesday, February 9th 2005 - 12:43:45 PM
Pam Ė Looks to me as though 146 is someone out to get Zzzzz, not Zzzzz herself. If it is Zzzzz that posted that, so what? How did you get a virus from the DT? I really donít understand that bit. How could any virus be traced back to someone at the DT when we donít know who anybody is?? As for deleting messages, if it wasnít the webmistress, or a glitch, it had to be one extraordinary hacker. Something J/Z has never struck me as. Zzzzz has only signed once, on a drawing, on this page. Iím not defending J/Z for any reason except that I donít see any evidence that sheís done anything. People around here are awfully quick to point fingers with no evidence of anything to back them up. I think you may be taking circumstance a bit too seriously.
Do not understand you guys... Wednesday, February 9th 2005 - 12:38:25 PM
Sorry below poster, I tend to disagree with you. Zzzzz signed her name Zzzzz etc. and used the number 146 and the "humor" bit thinking it was funny. Isnt it a coincidence that I got a worm virus with that same exact code after someone that was traced back to this DT said they hoped someone would kill my computer?? I am not paranoid just hurt and scared.
This place used to be fun but not anymore

Pam Not afraid to use my own name-stop defending Zzzzz-as for the missing posts-they were mine-and I was informed personally by the webmistress that she didnt delete them. After they went missing Zzzzz showed up?? Hmmmm-interesting-not saying it was her-but they were gone-same thing happened over at the claudia GA site to me with Zzzzz-she is the gremlin and I would be careful of her. Wednesday, February 9th 2005 - 10:03:30 AM
You guys are amazing! Nobody but the webmistress and the gremlin can delete posts. (And no, the gremlin is not Joan/Zzzz)

Joan/Zzzzz is mentioned over and over but I only see a few posts from her and sheís not calling anyone names or causing trouble. Since you canít tell who someone is unless they sign, why do you think every other signatory is J/Z? Someone is sick of Martha, Smoke, Chandra and all, but I donít see them anywhere here anymore. What, exactly, are you sick of them doing? Staying away?

You are the worse group of delusional paranoids Iíve ever seen. (Specially you, Pam. Get a grip, girl!)
In awe of your petty peevishness and ill humor. Wednesday, February 9th 2005 - 08:47:41 AM


Hey, the banner is back..
Adigos-dont want to get my computer "killed" by the banner person Wednesday, February 9th 2005 - 07:39:17 AM
in case anyone is interested, earlier today the message signed 146 had a flying banner across it with Zzzz and someone chasing her. (This message was received by someone in here with those same numbers in it that was a worm virus) I dont want to play in here-its too dangerous. I believe she is "killing" computers.
Please guys-be very careful Wednesday, February 9th 2005 - 07:28:23 AM
Do I see Capt Jack at the sports bar? Why, yes, I believe I do! And he's waving a Patriot's Banner!!! Way to Go, Patriots!!!
The Wandering American Wednesday, February 9th 2005 - 04:01:37 AM
watch out people, the virus started with the numbers that zzz signed her post below.
outta here and fast-zzzz is a computer killer Wednesday, February 9th 2005 - 01:37:19 AM
(-o-)z z zzzz. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(6( )6)- - - - Hey Zzzzz, I'm gonna get you!!!

add a pinch of humor
146 Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 07:46:37 PM


Give me a pint bartender
Hagrid Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 06:24:27 PM
Peeves, take a hike
stop causing trouble Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 06:23:51 PM
'iddle joanie has found some new friends at claudias. wait until they get to know the real her..ZZZZZZz
Peeves Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 06:19:31 PM
I will not warm myself by the fire, I will become the flame
Severus Snape Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 06:14:36 PM
Captain Jack, come here and play..
Island Girl Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 05:02:53 PM
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle or rum
Drink up me heartys

Captain Jack Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 04:53:22 PM
Drinks all around
The Barkeep Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 04:44:33 PM
Whoever wants to kill someones computer is a bitch and a sick person.
You need help. Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 04:01:52 PM
That will be 50 points taken from Gryfindor for coming into a pub for underage Wizards. There will also be a detention.
Professor Snape Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 03:55:53 PM
That will be 50 points taken from Gryfindor for coming into a pub for underage Wizards. There will also be a detention.
Professor Snape Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 03:52:52 PM
You're smarter than you think.
Severus Snape Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 02:25:27 PM
Hi, This is my last visist to the DT until hopefully summer. Joan, please stop with all the name calling, spreading of virus's (it wouldnt be my computer to die but my sons and then he couldnt do his homework-does that make you feel really big??) and stop deleting my posts. You are so immature and I have handled this problem to the correct authorities. Have a good life Joan. God knows I have tried to make amends with you.
Pam Not afraid to use my name-you were too afraid to identify yourself hoping someone would kill my computer. By the way Joan-yes, you are very talented with HTML and that is a very sincere compliment. Bye-Bye- Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 02:23:32 PM
Hey, lets get back to the bar....
I'll have a gin and tonic

Miss Prissy Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 02:12:20 PM
Joan-please stop trying to pass viruses around and STOP deleting everyones posts. Believe me someone is on your trail watching..
The Police Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 02:09:07 PM
Notice at the Bar: Missing posts are not the doing of the webmistress. It must the gremlin that visists here.
Stop deleting all the posts- Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 02:07:07 PM
Barkeep, Professor Terlawney dreamily asked, "Would you please bring me a stargazer"??
Professor Terlawney Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 02:04:17 PM
I would prefer a warty toad drink
Professor Flitwick Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 02:03:23 PM
My good man, would you please send over one of those celery spritzers??
Professor Sprout Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 01:57:38 PM
Come in, Come in, my dear Professors and have a drink. The tavern is now open.
The Bartender Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 01:56:13 PM
It was definitly Zzzzz fooling around about Pam as she is jealour of her being over at Claudia GA's site. I am also leaving. She is nuts and I am sure would try to give Pam and the rest of us a virus to "kill" the computers. Maybe Claudia NZ should be informed???
Adios Amigos Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 10:06:15 AM
Please be careful in here guys. Someone is trying to send a worm virus to everyone's computer. I have the virus scan etc. and it wouldnt accept it but can tell it came from here. I was on the other night but am taking a much needed rest away from here.
Whomever is doing this is very cruel indeed. Remember, in life it is better to be nice to people as it always comes back to haunt you.
Please note that someone wrote they hoped someone would kill Pams computer. This is twisted person probably doing it.
That is one sick puppy.

Over and out Tuesday, February 8th 2005 - 09:59:23 AM
Better make it a round my good man, here comes that oaf Hagrid.
Severus Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 07:23:21 PM
Professor Snape, did you forget about that drink??
Lucius Malfoy Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 07:22:10 PM
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Party time...Chinese food on the menu...Zzzzz is going far, far away. Bye, bye.

(-o-)z z zzzz

Zzzzz, Joan Pa USA
Joan Pa USA.....Zzzzz Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 06:59:55 PM


Lucius, is that Bellatrix that entered the room?
Severus Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 06:16:09 PM
Okay-whoever said they wanted my computer killed-please back up your statement with your name..What the heck is that all about??? Someone mentioned the site of Claudia's and the nice photos taken on the practice site and I get slammed??? Why??? What did I do?? I was over there and commented to Zzzzz that her photos looked good and meant it..She probably wont reply, but it was in earnest that I said it.
Sorry if you dont like me, but I will post where and when I want to as should you. At least I have the courage to sign my name. How about You?? I think I see a yellow streak on your back.

Pam Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 05:59:43 PM
Why would you want Pam's computer to die or Zzzz's for that matter? They havent done anything wrong.
Stop causing trouble Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 05:45:31 PM
there goes the neighborhood
Too bad Zzzz's computer wouldnt break Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 05:42:07 PM
There goes the neighborhood.
if there is a god, he'll kill pam's computer Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 05:33:35 PM
I've been there too. The photos are awesome. Martha has posted quite a few and Zzzzz has posted some also on the practice page. It's worth checking out.
Lurker Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 05:16:03 PM
If you haven't checked it out yet try:
Claudia's Alan Rickmans Download Haven
It's a great site, plus it let's you practice your HTML/photos etc. on a special page. All the regulars from the GB are there right now posting photos!
Have fun

What a blast Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 05:13:02 PM
I congratulate you on your stunning victory.
Count Olaf Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 04:50:15 PM
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE PATRIOTS ARE DYNASTY WINNERS............
WAY TO GO GUYS--COME BACK TO N.E. AND GET READY FOR ANOTHER VICTORY PARADE-YOU DESERVE IT...

Excited Pats Fan Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 04:48:11 PM
GO PATS!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

Pats Fan Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 02:25:53 PM
Super Bowl 06:00, be there! come on in, it's cool to socialize with everyone, hope you have fun!!
pigskin Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 12:10:10 PM
Isn't this The Downtime Bar? as in, "let's eat, drink, and be merry"? but of course!
overheard Sunday, February 6th 2005 - 10:31:49 AM
I lost an OUNCE!!! I'm so happy!
elf #123456789 Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 06:35:20 PM
Count Olaf:
ishmai-Translation: Bugger off

Sunny Baudelaire Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 06:17:21 PM
Balderdash!
snapie Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 05:46:26 PM
I think Sirius Black flew off with all the DT women on his Hippogriff!
What happened to Martha? Smoke? Chandra? Janinie? Zzzzz? Pam??? Island Girl?? Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 05:15:03 PM
Alan you play the cello so well
Emma Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 04:25:40 PM
Count Olaf is in charge in here now! Watch out trolls
Count Olaf Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 04:24:23 PM
There's the Baby-grab her Esme and get her to work to make our dinner!
Move it toothy

Count Olaf Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 03:54:37 PM
Inshe:
Tranlation: Help

Sunny Baudelaire Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 03:53:30 PM
Filchie, you will say yes when you should have said no!!
Elvira Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 03:47:21 PM
I hope the nasty cakesniffers return.
Carmelita Spats Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 03:43:47 PM
I cannot add to your stories as mine would just bring woe about the woman I have loved and always will, Beatrice.
Lemony Snicket Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 03:42:14 PM
Amused-please add to the stories. We would love to have you contribute!
Looking forward to your Rowling story (LOL) Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 03:35:20 PM
Look at all the JK Rowlings wanna bes
amused Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 01:20:06 PM
Severus, let's check out the two new professors that just walked through the door. Professor Miranda Crankshanks is for you, She is going to be assisting in the Dark Arts this year. I think Ill go check out Haggley Peggly. She is Bellatrix's friend and knows all about poisons.
Lucius Malfoy Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 11:00:39 AM
Filch, stop writing on the bathroom walls with your for a good time call the DT gals-martha/smoke/Zzzz/Chandra
Professor Flitwick Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 10:55:02 AM
Filchie, stop crunching on those toenails and come chew on this..
Elvira Saturday, February 5th 2005 - 10:52:02 AM
Quit the bickering and pass the seasoning.
It's the season of the witch

Severus Friday, February 4th 2005 - 07:25:07 PM
I may eat nails Lucius, but I find you always eat "screws"
Bellatrix Friday, February 4th 2005 - 07:24:05 PM
May I join you Bellatrix for a breakfast of nails?
Lucius Friday, February 4th 2005 - 07:23:05 PM
Anyone can speak troll
all you have to do is point and grunt

Fred Weasley Friday, February 4th 2005 - 07:16:34 PM
Brazil, here I come---
Thanksss---Amigo

Boa Constrictor Friday, February 4th 2005 - 07:15:38 PM
I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
George Weasley Friday, February 4th 2005 - 07:14:35 PM
Oh Potter, you rotter
Oh what have you done
You're killing off students
You think it's good fun.

Peeves Friday, February 4th 2005 - 07:13:37 PM
Can I see Uranus Parvati?
Ron Weasley Friday, February 4th 2005 - 07:05:30 PM
I have told you, I have warned you,
Let the sorting begin at last.

The Sorting Hat Friday, February 4th 2005 - 07:02:20 PM
In the cauldron boil and bake
Fillet of a fenny snake
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf
Witches, Mummy, Maw and Gulf
Double, double, boil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double, double, boil and trouble
Fire burns and cauldron bubble
Double, double, boil and trouble
Something wicked this way comes.

Hogwarts Choir Friday, February 4th 2005 - 06:57:47 PM
Sign here gentlemen, you are now officially members of V.F.D. quipped Count Olaf to Severus and Lucius.
Count Olaf Friday, February 4th 2005 - 06:46:25 PM
Kubacki
Mr. Poe-Sunny is trying to say-please use your handkerchef Friday, February 4th 2005 - 06:42:09 PM
Violet, my dear, I think you have been in here too long. It looks like you have been on the sauce and are not of legal age to be here.
Mr. Poe Friday, February 4th 2005 - 06:41:10 PM
Klaus, I should have put poison in his suace while I had the chance.
Violet Baudelaire Friday, February 4th 2005 - 06:39:45 PM
I will care for these orphans as if they were actually wanted.
Count Olaf I only need one to survive to inherit their fortune Friday, February 4th 2005 - 06:27:59 PM
Please join us Count Olaf. Where are the orphans asked Lucius?
The brats are locked in their bedroom with their one bed. They better make my troupe and myself some roast Beef and not that stupid sause and noodles again for tomorrow nights supper.

Count Olaf Friday, February 4th 2005 - 06:24:28 PM
Severus, who are those two fascinating women with the white powdered faces that just walked in with Count Olaf?
I'm all hot...and bothered...

Lucius Malfoy Friday, February 4th 2005 - 06:21:30 PM
Lucius, This Count Olaf needs to join our circle of friends
Severus Snape Friday, February 4th 2005 - 06:05:51 PM
It is "in" to be out of here
Esme Squalor Friday, February 4th 2005 - 05:41:38 PM
Severus, name your poison and lets drink up my good man.
Lucius Malfoy Friday, February 4th 2005 - 05:34:17 PM
They're all hiding from Count Olaf and the coughing sniffing Mr. Poe
The Baudelaires Friday, February 4th 2005 - 05:11:36 PM
Where did everyone go?????
Friday Friday, February 4th 2005 - 12:47:03 PM
Count Olaf, The cakesniffers must be in here someplace!
Carmelita Spats Thursday, February 3rd 2005 - 07:28:46 AM
I will sniff you out in here you Baudelaires. I know you're hiding! Come out come out wherever you are
Count Olaf Thursday, February 3rd 2005 - 02:15:07 AM
Miss Tonks, my girl, take your hands off me! - and place them lower down... there...that's it....oh, my stars and serpents....mmmm
Severus Wednesday, February 2nd 2005 - 01:18:04 PM
My My Severus, why so Coy? Isn't that your book titled "Secrets of the Potion Master" as told by Tonks???
Lucius Malfoy Wednesday, February 2nd 2005 - 11:11:34 AM
You may need that book, Lucius. I assure you, I do not.
SS Wednesday, February 2nd 2005 - 07:37:32 AM
Severus, good things and happy events will take place shortly in your home..
Tonks Tuesday, February 1st 2005 - 03:49:26 PM
Lucius my good man, what are you reading that deserves your most rapt attention?
Severus, this is the book for us-Bellatrix's Witch Sex Secrets

Professor Snape/Lucius Malfoy Tuesday, February 1st 2005 - 01:44:11 PM
Just when you think the computer is on the fritz! Sorry for the triple.
TWA - not Trans World Airlines Monday, January 31st 2005 - 04:35:19 AM
Greetings! My computer is acting up again so I'll give it another go! Sorry to be just adding this in now but... How's this...

"Hey Tonks",asks Servius, what to you say to us flying our broomsticks to see what Capt Jack and Miranda ( as in Richardson - loved her in "Merlyn" and "The Phantom.." are up to? Think of the possiblities for that party.
The Wandering American Monday, January 31st 2005 - 04:33:30 AM


Sorry to be so late in entering on the story....How about...."Hey Tonks", asks Sev, HOw about flying our broomsticks over to dance with Capt. Jack and Miranda ( as in Richardson - loved her in "Merlyn" and "The Phantom") Where do you think that party might "take off" to??
The Wandering American Monday, January 31st 2005 - 04:27:00 AM
Sorry to be so late in entering on the story....How about...."Hey Tonks", asks Sev, HOw about flying our broomsticks over to dance with Capt. Jack and Miranda ( as in Richardson - loved her in "Merlyn" and "The Phantom") Where do you think that party might "take off" to??
The Wandering American Monday, January 31st 2005 - 04:25:54 AM
Oh sevi, get off me now-what a night
Tonks Saturday, January 29th 2005 - 04:22:24 AM
Severus, you silly thing. If I can morph a new hair color, or an entirely new bod, why wouldn't you think I could do a Hippogryff? You're in for it now, you foxy wizard. Prepare for a three point landing...
Nymphie Friday, January 28th 2005 - 01:34:47 PM
Severus, the secret paths of your heart contain many blessings to be shared with another.
The Hippogriff Friday, January 28th 2005 - 12:47:22 PM
Lucius hide me my good man. I concocted a love potion but for some odd reason, the Hippogriff got to it first and now he wont leave me alone! Help-here he comes--
Severus Snape Friday, January 28th 2005 - 12:39:10 PM
Hi, Harry - have you noticed Professor Snape is keeping his wand stuck in his trousers instead of his cape pocket? Must go to the library and see what kind of spell that's for. And why has Nymphadora been climbing the trellis outside Slytherin?
Hermione Thursday, January 27th 2005 - 08:11:13 AM
Tonks, you are so demonstrative with your feelings, please see me after Potions Class today. I will be waiting....
Severus Snape Thursday, January 27th 2005 - 06:47:17 AM
Lucius, get me back to the castle fast...
I think those students found my hidden supply of viagra and mixed it in with my potions today that I took thinking it was a harmless substance. Its not funny Tonks-this is all your fault woman for making me feel like this. I have had this erection for 2 hours now!! Good God woman, how much more can I stand??

Severus Snape Wednesday, January 26th 2005 - 05:50:05 PM
Sevi, your broomstick is the best. Oh my, is that it sticking out of your robes?
Tonks Wednesday, January 26th 2005 - 05:29:35 PM
Lucius, look who has joined us tonight! Why it's none other than my girlfriend Tonks. I don't let on to others, but she has a way that makes my best broomstick tremble.
Severus Snape Wednesday, January 26th 2005 - 04:47:13 PM
"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation, but not the power of speech." - George Bernard Shaw
Wednesday, January 26th 2005 - 04:02:11 PM
"A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead." - Alexander Pope
Wednesday, January 26th 2005 - 04:01:01 PM
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off. - Jack Handy, Deep
Ice in yours Bellatrix? Wednesday, January 26th 2005 - 03:51:21 PM
Bellatrix, you seem to be missing the point here, which is PROFESSOR SNAPE IS FICTIONAL! We're just having a bit of fun, here. Alan Rickman himself has dubbed people who go out of their way to collect Snape action figures "insane". If you want to get all frazzled and toasty about whether or not a fictional character would get it on with another fictional character, maybe somebody needs to up your meds.
Oprah Wednesday, January 26th 2005 - 10:40:04 AM
Snapes needs and "lusts" are deep and much needed.
He needs the perfect woman. Wednesday, January 26th 2005 - 09:06:24 AM
Snape may have been the ultimate rule follower when he was younger, but how many rules did he have to break to enter Voldemort's world?
snow angel Wednesday, January 26th 2005 - 07:29:31 AM
Shadowmarch, an episodic fantasy, is live and online. But it's more than just online fiction. The site itself will be regularly updated, full of goodies and behind-the-scenes information...  and the heart of a community that will shape the Shadowmarch story itself. It's also going to be a place to find out anything you want to know about Tad Williams, his old and new work and his public appearances...

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