I swear to God that I will eat this sweet bunny on New Years Eve if by the...
31st of December, 2005
my bank account does not show at least
YOU CAN SAVE FLUFFY!!!
When this amount is reached, I promise not only to not eat Fluffy, but I will find him a home on a bunny farm where he can live the rest of his life in luxury just like the rest of us would like to do.
Actual amount in account:
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This could be Fluffy...
Only YOU can save Fluffy!
|Fluffys life story
I dont really know the full story for I found him a month ago on a cold and rainy night hiding under a bush in the park. No one showed to claim him and for a month now I have allowed him to eat to his hearts content and regain his strength.
Fluffys end lies in your hands. Either you make it possible for him to live in bunny playboy paradise or on New Years Eve I will be having
Rabbit stew with carrots,
bread and butter!
Heres what you can do
Open your hearts and send a check or money order for $1.00, or one of you can
write a check for a million dollars. It doesnt matter to me.
Just send a much as you want made out to:
1217 Plaza Blvd Suite E #315
Central Point, Oregon 97502
I wish you all,
but above all, I wish Fluffy much success.
Time is running out!