into the toilet. That is stupid.
heard some of you complaining that the men in your life leave the
toilet seat up after they use the bathroom. It seems this perfectly
normal practice somehow "causes" you to fall into the
toilet when it's your turn to use the potty.
you noticed that men never seem to have this problem? In fact, no
man has ever fallen into the toilet. And if one had, you would never
know about it, and nobody would make a website out of it. This is
because if a man ever admitted to falling into the toilet, other
men would make fun of him and throw stones at his forehead.
see, men are superior to women in one respect, and one respect only:
we understand the mechanics of a toilet seat. This knowledge apparently
eludes women, despite being the only ones to clean it, because women
only operate the toilet while in the seat is in the "down position."
I will let you in on our secret. It's called the "Toilet Seat
Check." It should be performed before every sitting.
are the steps to a proper TSC. The most important step is highlighted:
the bathroom and turn on the light.
at the toilet.
that the lid is up, and the seat is down.
this is not the case, make it so.
with toilet usage.
is my sincere hope that this knowledge will help avoid domestic
arguments, and instill in women the sense of responsibility, self-sufficiency,
and humiliation that men have enjoyed for centuries.