Rent My Chest
Yes. They're real.

I know I'm not the hottest guy on Earth, but I believe that I have the perfect chest for your message. So, if you PayPal me $20.00, I'll paint your note on my pecs with a black, purple, brown, green, red, or blue marker. You get to keep the 640x480 JPEG and use it as you see fit (or unfit, as my chest would be). Check back to see who was stupid enough to do it. Submission suggestions: your name, your URL, your mom, ex-girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, political statements, Bar Mitzvah's, etc. I will even link to a Web site if you want. The image will stay in rotation on this front page until ten other saps belly up. 85 people have done this already - so, what are you waiting for?!

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One message per $20.00. Max resolution: 640x480. Price subject to change. I retain the right to refuse any bustomer... what, with me being a nipple pimp and all. Absolutely no refunds. Women's breasts can be made available to you for $2000.00. (*) The statements reflected on my knockers do not necessarily represent the beliefs in my head. My life, my chest, my job. If you don't have a PayPal account yet, get one.
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