To help us create a "better online experience" for our visitors we require certain types of users to register.

If you are an employee, partner, affiliate or legal representative of any site which enforces compulsory user registration then we require you to complete our registration process. It costs nothing to register and will only take a moment.

Registration must be completed prior to using any resource of including viewing pages or emailing the site operators. Failure to do so constitutes a breach of our Terms of Use and non-authorization to use this site. Server logs don't lie.

First Name
Last Name
ZIP Code
E-mail Address
Home Phone
Date of Birth
Political Orientation
Sexual Orientation
What percentage of sites do you visit that require registration?
What percentage would you be comfortable with?
Do you completely trust your personal information to all these sites?
How do you determine what sites to trust and not to trust?
Do you consider privacy a commodity?
If so, what worth (in US dollars) would you place on your own privacy:
Would you be willing to have an RFID chip inserted under your skin in exchange for a free, 12 month newspaper subscription?
What if we told you that you couldn't access news unless you agreed?
Explain how we can verify the information you enter in this form is correct:
Explain how a search engine like Google would function if no content was publicly accessible:
Annual Income (in US dollars)
Total worth of assets
Total outstanding debt (including credit cards and loans)
Current bank balance
Amount you expect to spend on pharmaceutical products this year
Amount you expect to spend on herbal supplements this year
Have you ever suffered from any form of depression or anxiety?
Have you ever suffered from any form of sexual dysfunction?
How many sexual partners have you had in your life
How many times per week do you engage in sexual intercourse?
How many times per week do you masturbate
Out of ten how would you rate your satisfaction with your partner's sexual performance 1 10
Out of ten how would you rate your partner's satisfaction with your sexual performance 1 10
Do you currently buy Viagra over the internet?
Are you ever likely to buy Viagra over the internet?
List the email addresses of three of your friends or family members most likely to buy Viagra over the internet:
Would internet advertising influence you into buying a new car?
What if the car was shiny and the ad popped up in front of what you were looking at?
Have you ever fantasized about killing your boss?
Have you ever sympathized with members of Al Qaeda?
List the names of any of your friends, family or neighbors you suspect may sympathize Al Qaeda:
Have you ever contemplated overthrow of a government?
I consent to having this information sold to the highest bidder on eBay.

Time to fight fire with fire- if you run a website then please consider placing the following snippet in your Terms Of Use:

Any subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, agents, or employees of any site employing compulsory user registration mechanisms are not authorized to access the content or services of this site.

Pass it on.