WELCOME TO MY WEBSITE
IN ORDER TO ACTUALLY SEE MY WEB-SITE PLEASE TAKE A MINUTE TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR BROWSER BY SELECTING THE APPROPRIATE ANSWERS:

FRAMES?
NO FRAMES?
NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR 3.X?
NETSCAPE COMMUNICATOR 4.X?
INTERNET EXPLORER 3.X?
INTERNET EXPLORER 4.X??
JAVA ENABLED?
JAVA SCRIPT ENABLED?
JAVA VIRTUAL MACHINE?
ACTIVE X ENABLED?
SECURE BROWSER?
REJECTS ALL COOKIES?
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T CARE.
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR SILLY WEBSITE ANYWAY.

PLEASE PRESS THE "SUBMIT" BUTTON BELOW. DEPENDING ON YOUR CHOICES AND THE CURRENT MOOD OF YOUR BROWSER, YOU MAY OR MAY NOT ACCESS MY WEB-SITE. TRY TWO OR THREE TIMES 'CAUSE HALF THE TIME I CAN'T EVEN OPEN IT MYSELF.

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