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Blame the Sky

Reprinting 03/03 - 03/04. 264 pages!
Skellington
PREORDERING NOW
Girl Spy

All-new material
Scare-o-deleria 1

SOLD OUT
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Heavy Metal Hearts & Flowers
NOW AVAILABLE
Teatowel
SOLD OUT
Looks, Brains & Everything
SOLD OUT

T-SHIRTS
VampireBearsTalking MachineManowar
GuiltomaticOkayToBeYouKrakkagarTupping Liberty
End of line shirts - ltd numbers left
Saddest WookieeBest MonkeyTaxi Drivers

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

Q. My t-shirt has not arrived yet/can I swap a shirt/how big are the shirts?
A. Please email Neil Gustavson who handles distribution. I have no control over the t-shirts. Unless you've ordered a personalised book or a book being shipped outside North America, Neil's your man.

Enquiries about book orders outside North America, please email me.

Q. Can I pay by cheque/postal order?
A. Yes you can, but only if your cheque is drawn on a bank in the UK (otherwise I pay a large fee). Email me first if you're not sure. I also accept UK postal orders and Australian and Canadian postal money orders.

Q. I don't trust the postal service, can I have my items delivered another way?
A. Email me if you have special requirements, I can offer signed-for delivery or Fed Ex - all it costs is money.

Q. My purchase hasn't arrived, where is it?

A. If you haven't received your book or t-shirt within 28 days, something is possibly very wrong. Most orders are turned around in 2-7 days, so don't suffer in silence, drop me an email and we'll find out what's happened.

Q. Do you have any of (unavailable shirt) left in my size?
A. When a shirt vanishes from the shop page, it is usually because I don't have any left at all. I don't often bring designs back but feel free to email me and ask me if I will - if enough people make a request, I'll get the message.