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Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about EEs, REAL EEs. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about EEs. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
1. EEs are mammals.
2. EEs solve equations ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the EE is to flip out and write matlab code.
Weapons and gear:
EEs can calculate anything they want! EEs calculate ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this EE who was eating at a diner. And when some dude forgot the convolution integral the EE killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw an EE totally uppercut some kid just because the kid said imaginary numbers suck.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that EEs have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
EEs are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. EEs are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start DTS next year. I love EEs with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about EEs?
A: EEs are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they know about complex variables, but on the other hand, they can't talk to girls.
Q: I heard that EEs are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, EEs can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do EEs do when they're not writing matlab code or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent playing video games, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Mark.
He's a lot older than me and is in grad school,
which is bragable.