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    Monday, July 11, 2005

    Looking For My Leopard

    Here's a little song which gives us a glimpse into the tragic life of a little kitten trying to deal with the crapness of his leopard.



    Very moving, I'm sure you will agree.

    posted by Joel 7/11/2005 01:21:00 PM

     

    Thursday, March 24, 2005

    Who's Winning? We're All Winning!

    It's spring time, and my soul is flooded with purest joy. So, I've made the happiest thing in the world. This is a video for "Winners" - another one of our 7 Seconds Of Love songs.


    posted by Joel 3/24/2005 12:25:00 PM

     

    Friday, January 28, 2005

    Alco-Monkey Lunacy!

    This is First Drink Of The Day, from our new band, 7 Seconds Of Love.



    As you can see, we've upped the energy levels and TOTALLY ROCKED OUT. And yes, that's me singing. And no, we're not really alcoholic monkeys.

    We're playing some live gigs. There's details here. This is the 7 Seconds Of Love set, with lots of songs you haven't heard before. And it's all ROCKING.


    posted by Joel 1/28/2005 01:24:00 PM

     

    Monday, November 15, 2004

    Extreme Traditional Dancing and Utter Horror

    Here are some hardcore Morris Dancers. And I mean Hardcore.

    Also, here is a horror movie. It's incredibly terrifying, with awe-inspiring special effects. I originally filmed this with James Craven some time ago, and edited it with Stefan Hamilton and James Wood.

    In other news, some people sent me photos of Spongmonkey Halloween costumes they made. They're so lovely they deserve a public airing.

    posted by Joel 11/15/2004 09:56:22 PM

     

    Friday, October 29, 2004

    Secret Video! And also Spanners

    Deep within the secret dome at the floor of the ocean that is rathergood headquarters, the daily routine has finally been recorded and made available for all the world to see.

    Also, Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Spanners! And they're in 3D too. Blimey guvnor.

    posted by Joel 10/29/2004 09:24:50 PM

     

    Friday, October 08, 2004

    Chinchilla Mayhem!

    These little guys just burst in and started banging out MF From Hell by the Datsuns. They're taking the fight to the kittens alright. They're a bit sweary, mind. They RAWK, and they RAWK HARD.

    Here's a little snippet of life at Iggy Pop's Ocelot Shop.

    And here are a couple of Teddy Bears having a hectic balloony adventure.

    posted by Joel 10/08/2004 01:35:16 PM

     

    Friday, August 13, 2004

    Kittens! Music! Fish!

    Here are some little kittens singing about their love of fish. As kittens do.

    Also, here is a song with some monkey things discussing elephants and their appendages.

    posted by Joel 8/13/2004 06:05:05 PM

     

    Thursday, July 08, 2004

    Sweet sweet, beautiful music

    Anal Seepage is a joyful, joyful tune which will probably have you soiling your underwear with glee.

    La la la Oo-hoo-hoo is a look at the lives of little creatures that spend all day, every day saying "Lalalalalalalalala Oo-hoo-hoo" to each other. It's all they do. Ever. They never, ever stop.

    The Soluble Song is a beautiful little ditty which I'm sure will leave you, also, thanking the Lord that you are not soluble.

    This hardcore biker kitten ain't stopping for nobody. You'd better get out of his way. The music is by Y.O.B. for this one and the animation was done with Rob Manuel.

    I've also made mp3s of the songs from rathergood available for download here.

    posted by Joel 7/08/2004 04:45:13 PM

     

    Friday, February 27, 2004

    Sumo Florist, Yeah!

    Hoorah for the Sumo Florist!

    (this is not really suitable for kids- it contains adult content- as you'd expect from a Sumo Florist of course)

    posted by Joel 2/27/2004 01:20:16 AM

     

    Friday, February 06, 2004

    Songs to Brighten Up Your Day

    Here's a lovely little ditty entitled "When Biscuits Go Wrong"

    And here is a very informative song from the Zoology Dragon

    posted by Joel 2/06/2004 09:06:12 PM

     

    Monday, November 24, 2003

    New Musical Mayhem!

    Here's a tragic ballad about some poor little baby orangutans who bought the wrong bananas

    To balance out the sadness of that one, here's some fearsome stomping Laibach kittens.

    And here are some extremely naughty, very very rude little hedgehogs. Bad hedgehogs. Naughty, rude hedgehogs.

    posted by Joel 11/24/2003 06:07:31 PM

     

    Monday, July 28, 2003

    Hippo Girl

    Here's a touching ballad about a little chap's love for his girlfriend.
    BTW, I've had a lot of questions about things that look like my work on TV. I've answered your questions in the FAQ

    posted by Joel 7/28/2003 02:07:11 PM

     

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