Gemini Sagas Personality Disorder Chamber
A Shrine a demented shrine well, almost
By: Millerna Millerna@saintseiya.org
Saga: I dont understand! Why am I here? Who brought me here? What is this place? *touches padded wall*
Millerna: Youre such a thoughtful man I love you! *drools*
Saga: Excuse me?
Millerna *shakes her head *: Ahm, never mind.
Saga: Well, why am I here?
Millerna: *blinks * What? Oh you meant that literally
Saga * watches crest-fallen Millerna for a moment*: Indeed
Millerna: Well, the way I figure, Camus has a shrine/Interview, Shun and Hyoga have one, Shaka too, Aiolia and Aphrodite do and Milo has one! Even Mu managed to get one and he has no eyebrows! So now its your turn!
Saga *sweatdrops* : Ahm but Im evil!
Millerna: No matter sos Aphrodite and still!
Saga: Just hurry up, Kanon and I have a baseball game to go to.
Millerna: A baseball what?
Saga: er I have a date?
Millerna: This is serious!
Saga: *sigh* Well, you see, were trying to get to know each other I mean the whole sunion cape thing sure didnt help, if you get my drift.
Millerna *clears her throat* : Indeed! Well first lets start with your royal good-lookingness
Saga: I protest!
Millerna: To what?
Saga: You said good-lookingness!
Millerna *flush*: I know the word doesnt exist
Saga: NO! What you actually should have said was: GREAT-lookingness!
Millerna: I cant say that it doesnt exist!
Saga: But dont you see! Are you blind? I am an excellent, remarkable, beyond beautiful specimen of the male species!
*insert show shower scene*
Millerna *gawks*: WOW! Im in heaven! Ahhhh!
Kanon *teleports in* : Saga, were late! Milo is holding our seats- ! ACK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Saga *blinks*: Er Kanon. What are you doing here?
Kanon: What did the doctor say about taking your clothes off to impress girls?
Millerna: Don't worry, Kanon-san it's working!
Saga *infuriated*: Not true! I do not take off my clothes to impress girls! *turns to Millerna*, Why, thank you!
Kanon: Do, too, double-crossing freak!
Saga: I do NOT! You no-good, Athena-hating salamander!
Millerna: Kanon-chan, Id love to interview you too, but I cant so I wont Go bother your first defender!
Kanon *evil smile*: But I never bother my fans unless they ask me to BWAHAHAHA.
Saga *looks sullen*: And then Im the pervert
Millerna *shrugs*: So, Saga, what do you think makes you worthy of your own shrine and club?
Saga: What? Cant you see? Are you blind? Im GORGEOUS! And evil to boot!
Kanon *looks bored*: Yeah, yeah, gorgeous and evil, blah blah!
Millerna: But what about personality?!
Saga: Im evil!
Kanon: I tried telling you that years ago
Saga *glares* : Will you shut up with that already?
Saga: Well, my personality can best be described as split. My evil nature is extremely evil, hey I killed the Pope, and my good nature is angelical ( ? )
Kanon: Yeah, angelical, only dont ever take him scuba diving.
Millerna: Indeed what about relationships? It seems to me you are the saint that has been most paired up in fanfictions and doujinshi
Saga: What about it?
Millerna: Well, you know, how do you feel about it?
Saga: I dont get it.
Kanon: She thinks youre a male slut.
Millerna *sweatdrops*: Ack, thats not what I meant!
Kanon: He is, he really is! BWAHAHAHA
Millerna *hysterical as Sagas hair turns gray*: Moving on, moving on! Tell me about your merits?!
Kanon: He has none, he failed fourth grade, blew up our fathers basement, Athena thinks hes a cross dresser, he has an uncontrollable fear of small furry animals and he still sucks his thumb!
Latter in that bugger Sunion Prison !
Millerna: Well, this was pretty pathetic, even for a first try but not to worry, I will rise again and when I do
Kanon *cutting her off*: Ack, talking makes you breathe more, stop hogging the air!
Millerna: Well, I cant help it! Ack!
Kanon: Ack, stop it! Quit moving around. Its very tight in here! Save your energy, and get off my feet!
Millerna: Sorry er Its not my fault, I havent been locked up and left to drown before! When is he coming back?
Kanon: It depends, do you know how to swim?
Saga: Hm, I wonder how many drool drops theyll give me
Credits for this page:
The Images above ( images: 1, 3, 8 and 12 ) were kindly lent by Stayka DeyAvemta
All Kanon images and image 11 belong to Pollux at Defenders of Kanon Club
All other images were scanned and given to me by the wonderful Rae (Seika) the 2nd defender
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