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• An email from "Penis@growth.com" entitled "Small penis? Need some confidence?"
  
• Several emails from "FarmChicks," a hardcore bestiality site.
  
• Invitations to see some "taboo incest" (finally! All I could find up until now was incest that was perfectly ok).

My brother made my mom a cutting board in shop. It was in the shape of a cat. It has dark and light stripes. It's a really well-done piece. The only problem is, it's 3 feet long. It's sitting on the kitchen table because there's nowhere else to put it. In a related story, this brother (the yonger of the two) is a really good artist. It goes against every fiber of my being to compliment a sibling, but it's true. He's been drawing pictures of the guys in The Presidents of the United States of America (his second favorite band). And they're unbelievable.

The other highlight of my day was that we went to Sports Authority and I got new shoes. I hate shopping for shoes. My current shoes aren't pretty, but they're still functional. And they're comfortable, too. But my dad has this crazy idea that every time I'm home I need new shoes. So I got yet another pair of white sneakers. I'm thinking I'm going to continue wearing the old ones, unless I have some situation where I really need nice looking shoes. I already have too many pairs of old shoes laying around.