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Thursday, October 20

Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

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The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf on Sunset & Fairfax is the center of the universe, or so it seems. Our temporary home office, here we have run into (and now befriended) the wonderful Diane Warren, DJ A.M., many many awesome PerezHilton.com readers, and - yesterday - we ran into the adorably cute Michael Levine (pictured above), brother to you know who from Maroon 5.

We were very happy when Michael came up to Perez because he thought a cute boy was hitting on him, but alas he had a bone to pick, so to speak.

Michael: Do you have a website?

Perez: Yes.

Michael: Is your name Perez?

Perez: Yes.

Michael: We need to speak.

Perez: (Is this guy a crazy Claymate???) We are speaking.

Michael: I'm Michael Levine.

Perez: (Stillness.) Oh my God, I owe you an apology!


And why would we owe Michael Levine an apology? Because we are mere mortals, and like all humans, sometimes we make mistakes.

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A while back, we POSTED THIS, which incorrectly identified the person in the picture with Lindsay Lohan as Michael Levine.

Well, it turned out not to be Michael but another fella by the name of Patrick Aufdenkamp, whom we've affectionately been refering to as "Lindsay's main gay." However, we hear that his friends call him Pooti.

As you can see by the photographic evidence, Patrick and Michael are two very different people, though Michael did admit that he is friends with Lindz as well.

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In a rather freaky coincidence, the day before yesterday, we received an email from none other than Patrick Aufdenkamp himself (or someone pretending to be him).

Pooti wanted to let us know that

1) He is not gay, so we should stop referring to him as Lindsay's "main gay".

and

2) He is not a hairdresser (though he may be in need of a haircut).

Patrick tells us that he is a musician as well and that he is busy recording an album.

So, now that we have all that taken care of, we can move on.

Is Patrick cheating on Lindsay????? As we were waiting in line to get into the now infamous Rose McGowan/T-Mobile party on Tuesday night, the one we we ended up not getting into, we saw Aufdenkamp arrive with none other than Nicole Richie!!

He may not be gay, but Patrick sure does hang out with all the gay icons!!

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P.S. Wondering about Michael's baseball cap? Ch-ch-ch-check out The Prom Kings. They rock!!

Comments

LMAO! Okay.. Im going to LA in April and im so going to this "Coffee Bean" place. I thought the place to be "seen" at was "Starbucks". I guess Starbucks is so last season.

... said gidero on October 20, 2005 02:55 PM

Hahahahaha...poor Perez! Hope you run into Mandy Moore. ;o)

... said mg on October 20, 2005 03:25 PM

First off, Patrick is clearly GAY with those Jesse Metcalfesque eyebrows (not to mention that wig or 'do in that pic with Lindsay). And second, that Levine kid looks like the wigger schmuck in the "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" video.

... said Hatch on October 20, 2005 03:30 PM

First off, Patrick is clearly GAY with those Jesse Metcalfesque eyebrows (not to mention that wig or 'do in that pic with Lindsay). And second, that Levine kid looks like the wigger schmuck in the "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" video.

... said Hatch on October 20, 2005 03:31 PM

Poor Perez. Just because you identified the wrong fag you now have to plug this guy's shitty band.

... said art school dropout on October 20, 2005 03:47 PM

aww.. i've been a "fan" of patrick since he started popping up in paparazzi pics with lindsay. his hair wasnt always so long though. also natalie and jessica.. but they havent been in pics lately.

... said chanel on October 20, 2005 03:55 PM

Yeah, Pooti is not gay... and I'm the fucking Pope!

-Rx-

... said RomeoX on October 20, 2005 03:58 PM

Pooti has got to be lying. He's so obviously Gay.

... said High on October 20, 2005 04:12 PM

i'd like to hear pooti's album. from what i hear, it's kind of a cross between culture club and 81-85 era depeche mode.


but it's not gay. no, not in the slightest.

... said eeee on October 20, 2005 04:16 PM

Pootie is a MO of the first order. No straight guy's eyebrows look like that and what's with the pout? Ugh, AND he's a hairdresser? Excuse me... stylist. Whatever, MO.

... said sonny on October 20, 2005 04:38 PM

he is no t GAY!!! he is just really into showtunes, wizard of oz, joan crawford, madonna

AND DAVID GEST!!!

... said guy on October 20, 2005 05:09 PM

i have seen and met patrick a few times. i think he is so cute and i love his crazy curly hair. hes on myspace...i know that for a fact cuz he didnt add me as a friend. hes always really crazy and a lot of fun. i hope to see him again very soon. he is my favorite.

... said StephStar11 on October 20, 2005 05:18 PM

i have seen and met patrick a few times. i think he is so cute and i love his crazy curly hair. hes on myspace...i know that for a fact cuz he didnt add me as a friend. hes always really crazy and a lot of fun. i hope to see him again very soon. he is my favorite.

... said StephStar11 on October 20, 2005 05:18 PM

i have seen and met patrick aufdenkamp a few times. i think he is so cute and i love his crazy curly hair. hes on myspace...i know that for a fact cuz he didnt add me as a friend. hes always really crazy and a lot of fun. i hope to see him again very soon. he is my favorite.

... said StephStar11 on October 20, 2005 05:19 PM

eeee how dare you mention Depeche mode and Pootie in the same sentence?! That's sacrilegious!

... said art school dropout on October 20, 2005 05:42 PM

as gay as the day is long.

... said missnee on October 20, 2005 06:02 PM

that's why i mentioned 81-85 DM. everyone who likes them (and is straight), myself included, wouldn't be caught dead listening to any of their tunes from this era.

... said eeee on October 20, 2005 06:37 PM

That guy Looks like Joey McIntyre!!!!

... said nunya on October 20, 2005 06:40 PM

whoever said the comments on this site were the best part was so right! you people are hilarious

... said regis philbin's prostate on October 20, 2005 07:30 PM

Pootie? have we run out of gossip? what's the world coming to? where's Britney? When will she come out with her remix album and save our souls?

... said Keisha Koleness on October 20, 2005 07:46 PM

Michael's hot!

... said 1TopModel on October 20, 2005 07:56 PM

love patrick, i actually saw him on prince street one day. sadly i recognized him first, and then recognized lilo standing next to him. actually she was talking on her cell and he was standing around waiting. it was truly a great time.

... said shutup on October 20, 2005 08:12 PM

Where are the Photo Shop Pictures!!!?!?!?

... said Frankie G on October 20, 2005 08:17 PM

Did I miss the 'exclusive' interview with Lohan? I had expected more pics or something? Hmmm.

... said NaughtyVoyeur on October 20, 2005 08:24 PM

Thats it Perez. Im driving over the Coffee Bean and meeting you face to face. Clearly I need to hang out at the coffee houses more if I want to meet celebrities like Pooti and um, that other guy.

Kisses and crystal meth,

DJ

... said distressed on October 20, 2005 08:31 PM

Ted Casablanca had a great story about Lohan. She was sitting on the floor of a 7-11, mascara all over her face, cackling at pictures of herself in the magazines.

... said conan doyle on October 20, 2005 08:34 PM

I bet pootie's really called 'bootie,' but he's too stupid to figure this out.

... said linus on October 20, 2005 08:35 PM

"Did I miss the 'exclusive' interview with Lohan? I had expected more pics or something? Hmmm." - NaughtyVoyeur

yeah Perez, when are you posting that exclusive interview with LL?

"Ted Casablanca had a great story about Lohan. She was sitting on the floor of a 7-11, mascara all over her face, cackling at pictures of herself in the magazines." - conan doyle

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH that is fuckin hilarious. but i think, if i was famous, i would probably do the same damn thing. i wonder how much powder LL had to sniff sniff before she had enough balls to laugh at herself

... said Laura Bush on October 20, 2005 08:45 PM

Pooti is recording a new album... he's the leatherman in the new village people

... said Spock on October 20, 2005 08:59 PM

The Lindz hair is fried! So sad. Good God, She's only 19? It's going to fall out before her 21st. Go back to red Lindz, channel your inner Ann Margaret. I'm begging you!

... said 1TopModel on October 20, 2005 10:47 PM

Yeah, I agree, what the fuck is Britney doing?!!? I don't care about these ugly people.


Stop calling these douches "cute". They're ugly completely fucked up in the face. Stop it, it's made me angry.

... said PJ on October 21, 2005 12:22 AM

Um.... Photoshop Madhouse?

... said Mary In Sacramento on October 21, 2005 12:45 AM

WHERE IS PHOTO SHOP!!!!!!!?!?!?!?

... said Frankie G on October 21, 2005 12:49 AM

hey Perez its great that all these cool things are coming your way but you should not loose sight of what got you here in the first place! YOUR DELIGHTFUL BITCHINESS!!!!!!!!!! Saying sorry isn't bitchy, it the oppisite of Bitchy. I get that you are a nice person and all of the sudden all these people that you were making fun of know who you are now making it no longer annon. but you have a gift. The gift of gab. More specifically the gift of gabbing about celebs. They may know who you are now but make like Tom Petty. DON"T BACK DOWN!!!!!

... said uh what???? on October 21, 2005 01:32 AM

Why is this "Hollywood's Most Hated Website"? You're nothing more than an attention-seeking queer with a lap top, a camera, a pink shirt, and a set of lips to kiss everyone's ass with. Ted Casablanca you most definitely are not.

... said Alex on October 21, 2005 04:48 AM

Unfortunately Perez's large donkey teeth often become smeared with feces whilst kissing everyone's ass. But on an up note, he's use to it and has grown accustomed to the taste. It's all good.

... said Jerom-ance on October 21, 2005 10:45 AM

Who cares about Lindsay Hoehans friends, there just like she is, a flash in the pan...

... said FABIAN on October 21, 2005 12:10 PM

I thought Perez meant he had to say sowie to Michael Levine b/c Perez caught ML in drag -- does anyone else see 'drag queen' in that pic of Lamesey Hohan.
hair looks green - she just comes off looking rather "man-ish" as my mom would say.

... said bono on October 21, 2005 01:18 PM

i love lindsay

... said kasty on October 22, 2005 12:19 AM

You got the right stuff, baby
Love the way you turn me on
You got the right stuff, baby
You're the reason why I sing this song
All that I needed was you
Oh girl, you're so right
Said all that I wanted was you
You made all.... every one of my dreams come true
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
The right stuff
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
The right stuff!!!

... said nunya on October 22, 2005 01:41 AM

Yo Perez... Sir Pooti is no musician! He's hooked up with Duff's main gay (or shall we say ex main gay?) Marco and are working on a clothing line. They call it "Legacy". Pooti says it's "going good" and should be out early next year.

... said jay on October 22, 2005 01:33 PM

congratulations to the pregnant girl on the left side of the first picture

... said Lis on October 22, 2005 01:45 PM
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