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Great British Comedy Quotes |
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Of the many British sitcoms we have seen on our TV screens over the years there are guaranteed to be a couple of lines in each one that will always tickle our funnybones!
Quotes that will remain in your head for years to come. Even when you just say them back to yourself they will still seem as funny as the first time you heard them.
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Alan Partridge
Alan to Lynn: "Calm down Lynn, you've got minor women's whiplash"
Alan to Lynn: "What do you think of the polo neck? Balls out of the bath on this one"
Alan to Jed Maxwell: "no way you big spastic... you're a mentalist"
Builders to Alan: "I didn't know you are a raver"
Alan to builders: "I'm not a raver I'm straight. I've got a girlfriend, she's only 33. Cashback"
The Office
David to office: "Ok everybody, what am I doing in there with a dildo?"
The Young Ones
Vyvyan to Neil: "We're not having broken crockery again are we Neil? That's my recipe"
Neil to Vyvyan: "I'm not cooking Vyvyan, I'm just trying to nail the plates to the table"
Neil: "You're right, I've got to join the army quickly before Vyvyan has a baby" |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 17 March 2005 )
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