Ug invented the wheel, fire, nuclear technology, the club, and murder. His reason for fighting- he has a puny brain.

* Run Head Smash: charge back - forward(punch)
* Big Ground Slap: down, down(punch)
* Igneus Velocity Increaser: down, downback, back(punch)
* Clubba Clubba: forward, forward (punch)

INNER POWER MOVE(found by Happypeepeehead):
Dubba Clubba Clubba: down, downforward, forward, down, downforward, forward, down, downforward, forward(kick)

SLAUGHTER MOVE:
PREHISTORIC PULPER: forward, back, back(punch)

Spice is our parody of the typical high school slut...well, ok maybe we took it too far making her a violent prostitute working for her pimp, Uncle Guido. Those are real sample from a porno movie she makes when she does her moves! Her reason for fighting - she hates men, and she hates women for liking men.

* High Heel Spin Kick: down, downback, back(kick)
* Slut Floor Spin: downback, down, downforward(kick)
* Limber Leap: charge back - forward(kick)
* Beaver Buzzsaw (found/named by BloodyVirgin42): charge down - up(kick)
* Super Ho: back, back, forward(punch)
* Boots were made for walking (found by ShadowBlade): forward, forward

INNER POWER MOVE:
Ho On The Inside: ?

SLAUGHTER MOVE:
THE EMASCULATOR: back, down, down(kick)

Savage woke up in a desert wasteland after the nuclear war of 2121, and had no memory. He made a place for himself as lord of the fight cages. Savage suffers from Tourette's Syndrome, a disease that causes him to swear everytime he gets excited (or is it an excuse?) His reason for fighting - the glory of victory.

* Atomic Smash: forward, down, downforward(punch)
* Get the Flick Off: down, down(punch)
* Tourette Shaker: charge back - forward(punch)
* Unintentional Profanity Punch: back, back, forward
* Accidental Spasm: down, downforward, forward(punch)

INNER POWER MOVE:
Death Twitch: down, downforward, forward, down, downforward, forward, down, downforward, forward(kick)

SLAUGHTER MOVE:
CROWD PLEASER: down, up

Chi was the victim of a cruel practical joke. His master told him to guard a bridge when he was a mere child until the "flying monkeys" came. Chi never stopped guarding it. Now he's 45 and he can't speak any language, but he has tought himself many unique skills (he's had plenty of time to meditate). His reason for fighting - after 30 years everyone looks like a flying monkey.

* High Slithering Snake: down, downforward, forward(punch)
* Low Slithering Snake: down, downforward, forward(punch)
* Oriental Head Spin: back, down, downback(punch)
* Head Whipper: press punch a lot
* Fortune Cookie Flip: forward, forward
* Mantis Claw: charge back - foward(punch)
* 'Scuse Me: while jumping(down + kick)

INNER POWER MOVE:
Swarm of Snakes: ?

SLAUGHTER MOVE:
CLOSE SHAVE: back, back, back(punch)

A brilliant painter and all around lady's man, Pierre is more than comfortable with his femininity. He and his brothers run an art studio of painting and sadomasichitic gluttony. His reason for fighting - people are much more colorful with bruises.

* Stroke of Death: charge back - forward(punch)
* Kick de France: down, downback, back(kick)
* Sacre Bleu: down, downforward, forward(kick)
* Frenchy Flip: forward, forward OR back, back
* Slapdash Painting(Found by BloodyVirgin42): down, downforward, forwared (punch)

INNER POWER MOVE (Found by BloodyVirgin42):
Ministilt Maul: Forward, Downforward, Down, Downback, Back, Forward, Downforward, Down, Downback, Back, Forward, Downforward, Down, Downback, Back(punch)

SLAUGHTER MOVE:
PAINTING WITH YOUR MIND: charge downforward - back(punch)

After refusing to eat his father (the chief) when he retired, Mojumbo was forced to wear the mask of shame. Now he uses a massive arsenal of pyrotechnic voodoo to portect his pride and his people. His reason for fighting - because he's hungry!

* Fireball Flambe: down, downforward, forward(punch)
* Chubungu Tripper: downback, down, downforward(kick)
* Human Meat Roll: charge back - forward(punch)
* Cannibal's Flame: forward, down, downforward(punch)
* Spinning Flesh Sizzler: down, down, down(punch)

INNER POWER MOVE:
Triple AssBlaster: down, downforward, forward, down, downforward, forward, down, downforward, forward(kick)

SLAUGHTER MOVE:
MEAT PUPPET: forward, back, forward(punch)

Lazarus was a skilled Scottish doctor before he signed up for a three hour tour of the Carribean. After hitting a nasty tropical iceburg, the ship sank and he was forced to use his buddy's body as a raft. Now stranded on a desert island with only his hat, kilt, and a whole crate full of bottles (if he were MacGuyver he'd be outta there), he's completely senile. His reason for fighting - he needs a new raft.

* Scottish Drop: back, down, downback(punch)
* Broken Bottle: down, downforward, forward(punch)
* Stranded Smacker: charge back - forward(punch)
* Beard Whip: down, downback, back(punch)

INNER POWER MOVE (Found by Joseph Collins):
Kilted Kamikazi: down, down, down + punch, down + punch

SLAUGHTER MOVE:
PLAY YER PIPES LAD: down, downforward, forward(kick)

Vlad Dracul (Vlad the Devil) has a dangerous obsession with putting villagers on sticks. He almost always has to deal with an angry mob of vampire-killers. With the ability to control minds, transform, and open his mouth even wider than Spice can, Vlad is a very powerful bloodsucking machine. Reason for fighting - come on, I mean, "Vlad the Devil," that tells you something, right?

* Myst Teleport: down, downback, back(punch)
* Nosferatu Spin: charge back - forward(punch) OR reverse directions
* SheepEater: down, downforward, forward(punch)
* Hypnostare: forward, forward(punch)

INNER POWER MOVE: (found by Happypeepeehead)
Spite & Smite: down, downforward, forward, down, downforward, forward, down, downforward, forward(kick)

SLAUGHTER MOVE:
WOODEN ENEMA: back, forward, down(punch)

Blind from birth, Jinsoku has mastered his fighting skills by challenging trees to duels. He has won almost every fight against his wooden enemy. High in the snowy mountains, Jinsoku lives with his Aunt and Uncle. They make sure his wrist blades are sharp and his sandals are tied. His reason for fighting - he can't see anything, all your loud noises and your foul odors scare him.

* Nekuya Blade: down, downback, back(punch)
* Blind Man's Nodokiru: forward, down, downforward(punch)
* Gintsu Spin: charge back - forward(punch)
* Yell of the Mountain Gods: forward, forward(punch)
* Speedy Snow Blade Thrash: press punch a lot

INNER POWER MOVE:
Blade Breath: down, downback, back, down, downback, back, down, downback, back(kick)

SLAUGHTER MOVE:
AINU INDIGESTION TREATMENT: down, down, down(punch)

Asylum was locked away in an insane asylum because of his tendencies to hurt others, play rough, and listen to alternative music. He claims to have the personalities of Hitler, PeeWee Herman, Tiny Tim, Ethan Petty, Dr Seuss, and many, many more all living in his head. His reason for fighting - it wasn't him, it was the other guy!

* Schizo Kick: down, downback, back(kick)
* Psycho Spiral: forward, down, downforward(punch)
* Loony Spin: down, downback, back(punch)
* Crazy Dive: down, up(punch)
* Bouncy Ball: downback, forward(kick)
* Split Personality: down, downforward, forward(punch)

INNER POWER MOVE: (Found by Rhino)
Identity Crisis: down, downforward, forward, down, downforward, forward, down, downforward, forward(kick)

SLAUGHTER MOVE:
I'M SORRY, AM I IN YOUR PERSONAL SPACE? : charge back - forward(punch)

Portal aka William Spade is in the game as a usable character (has something to do with moving the cursor in circles around the select screen), but I am without a code. I will update this if I find it. His reason for fighting - he's pissed off.

Here are some moves found by the Joystick Lunatic.

*Plasma Shot: down, downforward, forward(punch)
*Gut Cutter: forward, down, back (punch)
*Charging Slash: charge back, forward (punch)

SLAUGHTER MOVE:
POP THE CORK: forward, forward, back(punch)

PLAY AS PORTAL USING THE JOYSTICK LUNATIC'S PATCH (A NIFTY LITTLE PROGRAM THAT SWAPS CHARACTER FILES FOR YOU USING A SIMPLE MENU. DOWNLOAD IT HERE AND BE SURE TO PUT IT IN THE SAME DIRECTORY AS TS.EXE)

Staine, the Leader of the Takar death squad, is also a secret character in this game. The way to use him was similar to Portal's but I can't find it either. Staine has his own level where you fight in the hands of the Ratchkar - the god of the Takar. His reason for fighting - anyone who has seen a time portal must die.

Here are some moves found by the Joystick Lunatic
*High Homing Shot: down, downforward, forward (punch)
*Low Homing Shot: down, downforward, forward (kick)
*Teleport Floor Punch: down, downback, back (punch)
*Dimensional Phase: back, back, back (Invulnerable to everything)

SLAUGHTER MOVE:
MOLECULAR BLOATATION: down, forward, punch, forward

CODE TO *FIGHT* AGAINST STAINE: BEAT EVERY CHARACTER BEFORE PORTAL WITHOUT CONTINUING, AND FINISH EVERY FIGHT WITH YOUR SLAUGHTER MOVE.

PLAY AS STAINE USING THE JOYSTICK LUNATIC'S PATCH (A NIFTY LITTLE PROGRAM THAT SWAPS CHARACTER FILES FOR YOU USING A SIMPLE MENU. DOWNLOAD IT HERE AND BE SURE TO PUT IT IN THE SAME DIRECTORY AS TS.EXE)

The Takar have transformed Savage into one of their croanies, but why does he have Guillotine's head and the ball from Nogginknockers 2? Could it be a blatant plug??? His reason for fighting - it's a blatant plug.

* Nogginknocker - back, forward(punch)
* Other Special Moves - try Savage's moves

CODE TO USE RAVAGE: AT THE SELECT SCREEN, MOVE THE CURSOR TO MOJUMBO AND PRESS:
DOWN, DOWN, RIGHT, DOWN, DOWN, RIGHT, DOWN, UP, RIGHT, DOWN.

Buddy is a scout leader in Tard Patrol Troop 401. Using his big moronic head and his oversized hairy arms, Buddy tries to hug anyone in sight - usually killing them. His reason for fighting - we told him to.

* Tard Card: down, downback, back(kick)
* Tardwagon Charge: charge back - forward(punch)
* Give the Ground a Hug: down, down(punch)

CODE TO USE BUDDY: AT THE SELECT SCREEN, MOVE THE CURSOR TO MOJUMBO AND PRESS:
UP, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, (KEEP PRESSING DOWN UNTIL HIS DOWN'S SYNDROME CAUSES HIM TO SHOW UP).

Buddy's Ending! Thanks to SlothJosh for coming up with such a mongoloid idea, now you can use the original Buddy "please register Timeslaughter" cinematic for his ending in the game - grab THIS file, extract it to your Timeslaughter directory for Buddy goodness.