What Would Jesus Really Do?
Far be it from me to speculate on the inner motives and desires of the Son of God. Leave that to the internet. Here are the google results for variations on the phrase "What Would Jesus Do" which, as befits a proto-slogan, leads the pack with 427,000 google results. A recent check proves that my initial results are already outdated, as Jesus moves faster than the average cable modem.
Music
What Would Jesus Spin? 1,350
What Would Jesus Have On His iPod? 67
What Would Jesus Listen To? 334
Love and Death
Who Would Jesus Hate? 272
Food and Drink
What Would Jesus Eat? 39,200
What Would Jesus Bake? 3
What Would Jesus Fry? 1
Miscellaneous
What Would Jesus Blog? 53,500
What Would Jesus Drive? 93,600
What Would Jesus Say? 30,900
What Would Jesus Do With That? 31
What Would Jesus Say About George W. Bush? 4
What Would Jesus Fix? 0 (well, one, now that I've published this post)
Amazing! Also it's rather amazing that "What Would Jesus Say About George W. Bush?" only returns 4 hits. Even "What Would Jesus Say About Bush?" only returns 2 hits.
...and yet "What Would Jesus Eat?" gets 39,200. Maybe it's not so amazing after all.
Posted by: Mark Allen | December 05, 2005 at 09:02 PM
Even more amazing is that the combination ""What would jesus say about eating bush" gets nothing.
Posted by: Jeff T | December 06, 2005 at 10:13 AM
this page is at the top of most of the searches
Posted by: asdf | December 08, 2005 at 01:08 AM
Know where I can get a bumpersticker that sez:
How Would Jesus Drive?
Drivers with fish on their tails need to be reminded to stop tailgating in case the rapture happens unexpectantly.
Posted by: bazooka | December 08, 2005 at 09:42 PM
But... what would Jesus Google? (Yes, it's a verb.)
Posted by: Kat-A-Go-Go | December 08, 2005 at 11:07 PM