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Upload your face and see what celebrities you look like. Drew looks like the Unibomber and Arnold Schwarzenegger |
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PETA staffer legally changes name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com. NeverGettingLaidAgain.com was apparently taken |
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If you are running Windows turn off your computer now. You will receive an email when it is safe to turn back on and reconnect to the Internet |
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Kobe Bryant suspended two games for flagrantly elbowing another player. Seen shopping for diamond apology ring |
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Woman calls police and tells them intruder broke into her home and installed porn on her computer. Men would call that a perk, possibly worth paying for |
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Lazy robber tries stick up through drive-thru....is as successful as the last attempted robbery via drive-thru |
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If you lost your foot out at sea, the Broward Sherrif's Office would like to speak with you |
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Fearing his wife's wrath, a penniless Ben Affleck desperately tries to sell his autograph to pay for baby wipes at convenience store but gets no takers (third item) |
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Police declare drunk driving roadblock a success after catching fewer drunk drivers than the officers on regular patrol |
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What was the best Fark headline of 2005? Link goes to Farkives. Voting enabled |
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Photoshop theme: The moment you break your New Year's resolution |
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Drew to be on Free Talk Live at 8:05pm ET tonight You can ask Drew anything. Relationship advice, politics, boobies. Email your questions to askdrew at freetalklive.com |
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As if the suffering from Katrina wasn't enough, the Saints will be back in New Orleans in 2006 |
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The Wall Street Journal goes off the deep end, ponders whether RFID chips are mark of the Antichrist |
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Two students mix bananas, pickles, butter, and clam chowder into their high school's milk cartons. Hilarity ensues |
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Swedish man fakes own death, rediscovered at routine traffic stop. No word on plans to found "Lazarus Jeans Co." |
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South Florida massage therapist arrested for posing as a gynecologist |
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"Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job" named most memorable phrase of 2005 |
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Drew will be on 640 GST Talk Radio Atlanta sometime around 3:10 or so |
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Shocking new research finds women more bitchy towards each other in office than men |
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Iraqi government takes a stand against corruption and collusion by appointing Ahmed Chalibi to position of Iraqi Oil Minister. Halliburton awarded no-bid contract to extinguish ensuing Fark flamewar |
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Mastermind thieves escape by running through snow. However will the police catch them? |
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Ahh, New Years Eve: Drinking champagne, singing "Auld Lang Syne," shooting off black powder muskets for 18 hours to ward off evil spirits |
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High protein diet under attack again, with little energy left to defend itself |
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Angry Chihuahuas attack officer |
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Tropical Storm Zeta forms in the Atlantic. Over a month late, shotgun marriage to Michael Douglas expected before the end of 2006 |
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Man has camera stolen. Finds one like it on eBay. Reeeally like it. Jailarity ensues |
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Two men charged with dumping Reggie the alligator in Los Angeles lake |
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Illinois basketball fans duped by fake tickets, didn't notice crucial misspelling |
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Woman who thought her stomach pain is due to a bad kebab surprised to discover she was actually pregnant, gives birth within moments of arriving at the hospital |
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Norwegian airport security takes five-year-old's Christmas present |
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Two idiots arrested for doing unwanted repair work to woman's car. In supermarket parking lot. Even after she told them to stop |
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Sweden takes your "Jesus is my Homeboy" shirt and raises you some jeans with skull, inverted cross logo |
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Photoshop this geeky swordfight |
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"A case can be made that the articles on horse sex are the most widely read material this paper has published in its 109-year history" |
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Hotline opens for homeless dogs in Jinan. Lack of opposable thumb expected to make holding phone difficult but not impossible |
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Police officer arrested on charges of shaking down drug dealers for money may employ a unique defense. "He'd been under the influence of hip-hop" |
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Mayoral candidate surprised that his "Will work for crack" campaign proposal didn't go over so well |
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Man goes to work with a headache, leaves a note for his boss, drives himself to the hospital, and discovers he's got a bullet lodged in his brain |
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This New Year's Eve, please do not fire your gun into the air like a Palestinian or Detroit Pistons fan |
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Three 10-year-old boys on Christmas break would: A) Play with their new toys, B) Go to the movies, or C) Break into a school and have a 5 hour, naked vandalism party? |
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In their haste to obtain a suitcase full of cash, armed robbers force courier off road, promptly steal his first-aid kit |
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You're 10 times more likely to be bitten by a human than a rat - and 99 other "fascinating" facts to fill this slow news day |
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Although now a larger problem than illegal drugs, Federal budget for fighting computer crime cut to $16 million. That's "million" with an "M" |
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Coaching women through childbirth has little effect as they aren't willing to just pick themselves up and walk it off, say experts |
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"Remember that petition we signed to give supermarkets liquor licenses? Yeah, it turns out we were actually banning gay marriage..." |
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See where every plane flying over the United States is at this second |
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Nissan creates car where, when bored at stoplights, you can flip on an X-box 360 and use your steering wheel and pedals to play racing games. What could possibly go wrong? |
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Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Texture -- "Allez cuisine" |
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The government will run out of cash in February 2006 unless congress raises the debt celing or prints more monopoly money |
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The top 30 names in college basketball, including Pooh Jeter, Austen Powers, and Chris Porn |
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Researchers say Belgians most likely to keep their New Years resolutions, Brits most likely to fail. Americans most likely to say "Who cares?" |
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Dead people continue to be an influential voter demographic in Memphis |
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Catholic League gets South Park season finale reruns pulled, protesting episode's "appalling and disgusting portrayal of the Virgin Mary" |
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Crime-ridden apartment building + $200,000 federal anti-crime money = crime-ridden apartment building |
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Dick Clark-bot repaired, ready for New Year's Eve duty |
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One local custom you shouldn't bring back from Iraq or Kentucky: shooting guns into the night sky to celebrate |
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Today's "woman keeping 60 raccoons on her property" brought to you by Martinsburg, WV |
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Farris skips school, goes to Iraq. Principal Ed Rooney still in hot pursuit |
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