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Friday, September 30, 2005

It's a Wonderful Budget

No one looks forward to capital budget time.

Some departments get what they want; others need to try again next year.

Just like Christmas, it's rare to get everything you wanted.

We announced our capital budget early this year: $13.5 million.

...but that doesn't mean everything was set in stone.

When push comes to shove, we still need to work out the specifics and make it all balance out.

On Monday, Will looked...well, in pain.

He gently told his assembled staff of directors that some hard decisions needed to be made in order to finalize the budget for 2006.

Even though the $13.5 million budget is more than twice the amount of our previous record capital budget, we were still--on paper--way over.

So something had to go.

(No, not The Voyage! Calm down!)

Will presented three options that would get us back on budget.

Several directors groaned.

A few others blanched.

We talked through the options carefully, cautiously.

Will looked sick to his stomach.

Then Joe, who has worked here all but one of the years since we opened in 1946, suggested Option #4:

Will, I could wait another year for my department to move to new offices.

It was very quiet in the room.

Then Wayne spoke up. He could do without some of the food-service extras that were on the list.

April offered she could wait another year for new warehouse shelving.

And Vanessa suggested dropping her new storage building from the list.

One by one, each director came forward until the budget was where it needed to be.

It was amazing.

Heartwarming.

Sort of like a Jimmy Stewart movie.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Track paperwork

Just a quick post, with a photo from last Friday.

This is Chad on the left and Jeff on the right.



Jeff has worked on the construction of about 60 coasters over the years (including The Raven, The Legend and The Voyage). He's quite a character.

The National Geographic Channel crew had Jeff and Chad sitting on the tracks, looking at the coaster plans. This was to create some all important "cut-away" shots so that you don't just see their mugs when they're being interviewed.

Each had a bit of trouble keeping a straight face while studying the plans.

So did the crew.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

A coaster nut nearly cracked

Spending all of Friday with the crew from National Geographic Channel was great fun.

Incredibly hot, though ... it was around 90 degrees and quite humid.

Poor Quinn, the associate producer. She'd packed clothes based on normal late-September Midwestern temperatures. (Most of the crew hailed from California.)

I took a bunch of photos and will put those up on another post within a few days.

First, I want to tell you about Saturday.

We had a second TV crew scheduled for an all-day shoot. This was a location-scouting expedition, so we won't mention the name of the satellite/cable network until we know for sure that it's a "go."

But it's a big 'un.

We started out walking through the park with Will and Chad, down to the Voyage construction site.

The producer ... I'll call her, um, Liz ... asked me to tell her more about coaster enthusiasts.

I regaled her with a few stories and she asked if there was any way she could meet one of these interesting creatures.

As a matter of fact, there's a fellow here in town who moved his family to Santa Claus so he could live close to the park.

Liz started laughing. Really hard.

In her delightful British-accented voice she asked, "Could we possibly pop by his house? We've got to meet him!"

I quickly offered to call Paul and invite him to join us on the construction-site tour.

As much as I knew Paul would be thrilled to be included in the construction tour, my primary purpose was to stay on his wife's good side.

Carrie would have my head on a platter if she knew I'd facilitated an unscheduled "pop in" to her flat. (It's hard not to pick up that English way of talking.)

And I wouldn't blame Carrie a bit either. We both have Kindergarteners who tend to take over our houses with their many projects. Wouldn't have it any other way, but it's not exactly the showcase-environment you'd like to show a TV camera.

Will et al cracked up at how quickly Paul scurried over here.

He was stoked.

Camera in hand.

Heart pounding (or so he told me).

My heart was pounding, too, by the time we got to the place on the Snowy White Gravel Road from which you can see where the turnaround portion of our new coaster will be.

Contrary to most out-and-back layouts, we're actually going uphill in the first half of this 1.2-mile layout.

So instead of giving Mr. Physics the opportunity to gain speed using the topography along the way, we're requiring a 100-foot climb in the "out" part of the ride.

And it gets really steep there near the end.

After the tour, I coyly suggested that Paul probably needed to head home.

Why don't we just pop in to see your family this evening?


The terror in Paul's eyes was worth the price of admission.

"Um...well...I'd have to check with my wife. I have a feeling she wouldn't be quite ready for company."

I noticed he walked out of earshot to call poor Carrie.

In a moment, he was back: "Hey! Great news! I can stay here longer ... so you can just interview me here!"

Ah, the power we wives wield.

We climbed another hill so that Liz could interview Paul. This time, it was right next to the lifthill at The Legend.

Somehow, without my reading glasses, I was able to figure out Paul's camera and snap off a few.



While the interview went on and on (Paul has many opinions, ideas and recollections), I retreated back down the hill.

Families floating by on Frightful Falls started waving at me, so we amused each other with that for a while.

And then it was really time for Paul to head home.

By the next day, he'd already posted page upon page of photos on his website, Negative-G.com. Here's the direct link to his report.

I first got to know Paul early in 2000 when we were getting ready to premiere The Legend.

And Carrie was getting ready to give birth to their son.

The "due dates" were alarmingly close.

Paul's determination to be present for both births (he lived three hours away from the park at that time) gave me a new understanding for "coaster crazy."

Somehow, he worked it all out.

Celebrated the birth of his son.

Rode on one of the first trains out of The Legend.

Found a new job.

Moved his family to Santa Claus.

Hmmm.

If Liz ends up doing an hour-long documentary about Paul, I guess I'll understand.

The pod people

There's a new "podcast" out there; this one is hosted by the folks at CoasterBuzz.

They asked me to be part of their premier 'cast (oh, yeah, right...so all of a sudden I'm, like, Miss Popular now that we're building some huge coaster...).

It was fun. A little weird, though, since we were hooked together by computers and telephones. Not having eye-contact with the others felt strange. (Meant I didn't have to dress up, though, which was a plus since it was my day off.)

Head over here if you'd like to hear it.

And yes, I did enjoy yelling at the PodBoys.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

More Voyage pics

Good grief!

Where did the day go?

I promised yesterday to post more Voyage construction photos, so I'd better get to it.

This photo is the beginning of the final tunnel. It's actually back on the other side of the station. That's the beginning of the station there on the left.



And here's a look at the first drop.

The angle of decent is 66 degrees, which is the steepest on any wooden coaster in the U.S.

Can you imagine what it will look like when you're sitting in the very front seat?

(Just don't ride there with me--unless you first stuff your ears with cotton balls.)



Now let's walk over to the other side of the lifthill.

The height of the structure in this photo is approximately 100 feet.

So what we're seeing is just over half-way up. Only 63 feet more to go!



And this photo is taken from up the hill, back in the 4th of July section.

The water in the foreground is the pool at the end of Raging Rapids.



Although The Voyage has a steel structure, it's definitely a wooden coaster.

Take a look at all the layers of wood on the track.

Look all the way up at the top of the picture and you can see the many layers.



The people who put those layers of wooden coaster track down so precisely are called, oddly enough, trackers.

It's considered just about an art form in the industry; there aren't all that many trackers out there.

That's Luis on the right. He's our tracker for The Voyage.

He gets to be interviewed by the National Geographic Channel tomorrow morning.

And he's really looking forward to it. (Not!)



We'll be sure to take more pictures.

Ninety-five candles

Those pretty flowers throughout Holiday World & Splashin' Safari?

We have Frieda to thank.

And today's her birthday.

She's 95.



Frieda has worked in just about every department over the years. Front gate, food services, the Betsy Ross Doll Museum.

Since she "retired," she's been in charge of our greenhouse.

Our "plant manager," if you happen to like puns.

She was interviewed for a newspaper article a number of years ago. I just loved her proud statement: There's not a rocking chair that's been built that would hold me!

My favorite Frieda story is from 1993, the year she turned 83.

That was the year Splashin' Safari opened.

A local senior citizens group called in the early spring and asked for a "sneak peek" for their members. The water park wouldn't be open for another few months, but they were curious. Plus it was lovely weather for a heart-healthy walk-about.

We started out from the front gate and strolled down to the entrance to Splashin' Safari. From there, we could see the nearly-completed water park. (The first year, the water attractions included the AmaZOOM, Bamboo Chute, Congo River and Crocodile Isle.)

Then we circled back up through the 4th of July section.

As we walked by the Avenue of Flags, past what is now The Alamo (I think it was Tank Tag back then), the grumbles started.

"How much farther?"

"Can't we sit down somewhere?"

"Young lady, you really need to provide transportation for these tours!"

These tours? Silly me, I thought I was doing them a favor...

Suddenly, everything changed in the blink of an eye.

Or, rather, the slam of a hoe.

We couldn't see her yet, but we sure could hear Frieda.

She was up the hill, by the bumper boats.

There was a clump of stubborn weeds underneath the weeping willow.

And Frieda was determined to win the battle of wills ... or rather, roots.

I kid you not! As we crested the hill there was Frieda, hard at work. Swinging that old hoe over her head and slamming it down into the roots.

Not little refined nudges to move the weeds. Big, huge, vigorous, full-body chops.


The senior group came alive.

They called out to each other and hurried up the hill en masse.

They eagerly surrounded Frieda and talked about flowers and trees with great animation.

The tour was a success. (No thanks to me.)

Many happy returns, Frieda!

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

90 degrees is more than just today's temperature

You remember 90-degree angles from math class, right?

Straight up.

Perpendicular.

When you bank a curve at 90 degrees, it takes on an interesting look.

And a little voice in your head whines, "How will the train stay on the track?"

Then a smarter, more logical voice reminds you of the laws of physics.

But it still looks...well...scary.

Rachel and I took a nice walk this warm afternoon.

We're hosting a crew from the National Geographic Channel on Friday, so we wanted to be sure we were familiar with the latest construction efforts.

We rounded a corner.

Is that it?

No, that's not 90 degrees.

It looks close though, doesn't it?

Close enough for me...




But, no.

The banked curve was fine for a photo.

But that banking wasn't fully vertical.

Not nearly.

Maybe we'll find it if we keep walking.

As we rounded a curve in the road, just a few yards ahead, I must admit I screamed.

It was so startling to see track completely on its side.

On purpose.



And that's one of two curves banked that way on The Voyage.

More photos tomorrow...

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

We're going to need a taller crane!

Actually, one is on the way.

Because that lifthill is mighty tall.

Here's a look from Highway 162, to the north of the site.



See, there's the "Welcome to Santa Claus" sign on the right, then the Yellig Park sign.

Off in the distance, in the middle, is The Legend.

Look slightly to the right of The Legend and you'll see The Voyage, well above the tree tops.

I took this shot from our Employee Parking lot.

It's actually rather startling to look over and see the structure up so high.

Will tells me it won't be long before the crews "top off" the big hill.

We'll have to plan a little something special that day, as it's a milestone in the construction of any coaster. (Brandon wants cake. He never fails to ask for cake when we have something to celebrate. He has a miracle metabolism and can get away with consuming multiple large pieces, the bum.)

This next photo is from over toward Holidog's FunTown.



That's the Employee Parking Lot again in the foreground.

And finally, the foundations are still being poured elsewhere on the coaster.

Take a look at the first photo in this HoliBlog post from back in July.

This is what it looks like now:



We'll keep you posted about the "topping off" ceremony, as you may want to join us via our webcam.

...and you'll want to be sure to have plenty of celebratory cake on hand.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

A Voyage verse

Lots of lumber, neatly stacked.



Working hard, that's a fact.



Adding structure, piece by piece.



Ready to ride? Bring some grease!



Twisted track, to the right.



That hill on the left will double in height!



Using your imagination...



There on the right...the Voyage station!

Where are they now?

Remember those mystery ladies from one of last week's posts?

We've identified them all!

Thanks to a series of emails from interested parties (actually, they were all from Jeff in St. Louis), we now know that those beauties all went on to find successful careers in the public eye.

Before we begin, take one last look:



Anyone look familiar?

Even a bit?

Again, this is a photo from our Santa Claus Land archives.

No scribbled notes on the back.

No date.


But don't you think this might be Marilyn?

Just take a quick look and you'll probably agree.

Don't stare, though.

That's rude.


And couldn't this possibly be Jackie?

You know...Jackie O.

...back when she was Jackie B.


After identifying the most famous beauties, I was stuck.

Cousin Jeff came to the rescue within hours via email.

The beauty on the other side of Santa looks like Lucy's friend (not Ethel) but I'm drawing a blank. Hmm... let's google that... Oh yes - Betty Ramsey!


And Jeff says this is Andrea Martin.

By golly, the photos sure look similar, but I'm not sure if the ages synch up.

Close enough. We're almost done!



This one (no offense, Jeff!), I really do question.

The final beauty is now a grandma.

Why, that's Lindsey Lohan's grandmother Bertie Lohan. Her friends just called her "Bert."

Maybe we'll try this again some day. We have lots and lots of old photos.

And for some reason, every last face looks familiar.

Site unseen

An email like this always gives us pause.

To know that a young fellow has been wanting to visit us for a decade (do the math -- this has been going on since he was five, and probably not nearly tall enough to ride The Raven) is rather amazing.

Especially when you realize the kid's from Florida!

Emails like this remind us that each family has a story. And that each family deserves the very best visit we can provide. Because for some, the journey has been long in miles and time.

Anyway, Michael T. is from Fort Myers; he said it was okay to HoliBlog him.

My name is Mike and I live in Fort Myers, Florida. Yes, I am a huge coaster enthusiast and I plan on installing your coasters in the future. Although I have never been to your park, I just wanted to comment on something.

It has been a tradition in my family to take a trip to Cedar Point every year since before I was born (June 11th, 1990). And every year we pack up the cars and head to the park with all of my cousins, aunts, uncles, and grandparents (who are from the Detroit area). I will admit that Cedar Point never gets old, and there is a reason why it was voted the best park in the world by Amusement Today. But after this year, my preferences have switched a little.

You see, I have been wanting to come to your park ever since the introduction of The Raven, but I haven't been able to make it yet. I consistently nag my folks about how your park has a charm like no other, and all I get in return is, "But Cedar Point has big roller coasters and Holiday World only has two." But you see that has now changed with you addition of The Voyage. I have been hyping your park for YEARS and I think it will all pay off in 2006.

I tell my family about how your park offers free parking, suntan lotion, and Pepsi products (or is it Coke?) and they are amazed. And quite frankly, I am too. They now adore the fact that your park is run by a family and is so generous and welcome to its guests. Every time I talk to them, I always mention Holiday World, and I get them wanting to visit more and more.

Your array of World class wooden roller coasters is just the icing on the cake too! Because I am a coaster enthusiast, I have ridden many rollers coasters, more wooden than steel. My all time favorite is Shivering Timbers (which is an airtime monster) and has been ever since it opened in 1998. My father knew the Jourdans (the owners of the park at the time) and I got to tell them what a fantastic creation the ride was. I love that ride and am a Hard Core, Die Hard fan of it. But that might change with the addition of the Voyage.

Ever since the announcement on July 13th 2005, I have been gushing over it. With the most airtime in the world, this thing is almost guaranteed to be a fantastic coaster. My #1 wooden coaster spot might change come the summer of 2006. It really shows that Holiday World knows how to put together a great coaster. From the Shivering Timbers inspired hills, to the 90 degree banking, to the most tunnels in the world, you guys have done it again.

I am truly excited as can be to visit your park in 2006. I'm sure it will be the time of my life, and of my family's too! Your park is a work of art and is like nothing else on the planet. I love the fact that Holiday World is so "low key" and not industrial like Cedar Point or Disney World. And even though I have never been to your park, from all of the reviews that I have heard, Holiday World should be considered the best park in the world. If I had a choice as of right now, where I would want to spend my vacation, I would definitely pick your park. Holiday World's slogan should be billed "The Amazement Park."

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Some dark details

Everyone knows what a roller coaster is.

But not everyone is all that sure about the term "dark ride."

Here's a primer:

It's in the dark.

You ride in a multi-passenger car.

It's indoors.

It's air-conditioned.

If you're not already sold, how about this: as you move from room to room, you'll follow a story and see lots of fun settings.

All of this themed, of course.

Hmmm...in the Thanksgiving section.

There's an added component: it's interactive.

So while you're riding through the dark, cool scenes, you'll compete with others in your cars.

And what will the competition be all about?

We turned to the top "dark ride" company for ideas, and they put on their thinking caps.

It turns out those hats included a few feathers.

Here's what those bird brains at Sally Corporation came up with:



We're not going to give away too many details ahead of time, of course.

But before anyone starts getting worked up about the type of...um...instrument that will be used to...er...capture the fowl critters, take a gander:



A Turkey Call!

Families will search for turkeys throughout Gobbler Getaway and individuals will gather up the largest flock possible.

Remember, the goal is to "Save Thanksgiving."

When the project gets further along, we'll remind you to take a look at Sally's webcams.

(They're working on other rides for other parks, too, of course. So chances are if it doesn't look like it belongs in a ride called "Gobbler Getaway," it's being made for another venue.)

I wish I could remember all the different ideas the Sally crew came up with before the Turkey Call was triumphantly plucked from thin air. I do recall that Jim wanted everyone to use turkey basters; Drew is probably still making fun of that idea. (Quite jovial fellows, they are. One never hesitates to roast the other when an idea doesn't take flight.)

Here's another look at the Turkey Call device:



That's all the "dark ride" information for now. Don't worry, though...there will be more glimpses in the coming months.

Will asked me the other day if I thought we could come up with enough HoliBlog ideas for the off-season.

Somehow, I think we'll do just fine.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Day tripping

We all breathe a big sigh of relief when park operations turn to "weekends only" around here.

Those first few weeks there are always a bunch of trips to hear about from various staff members. In the past couple of weeks, several families visited different parks in the region.

Some pals from various departments have also sneaked away for day trips.

The Security and Games department heads enjoyed a day at Patoka Lake:



Looking a little cozy?

A bit of fraternization, even?

Not to worry, they're a HoliCouple.

Two years ago, Chris even proposed to his beloved via a park security camera (how could April resist that kind of romance?). Their one-year wedding anniversary is coming up soon.

Plus, they had plenty of chaperones...



...nothing like a bunch of security staffers to make you feel safe.

(Once they figure out which side is "up.")

Someone else is out pawing around.

Yes, we've heard again from Holidog.

He'd emailed us a while back about his upcoming travels.

Holidog is back in touch after a brief jaunt.

Poor pup nearly got in trouble for trying to walk out of a convenience store with a Pepsi (without paying).

In his World, after all, they're always free.

Heading eastward, Holidog was in search of "the big stick" he'd seen long ago on a postcard.

I had planned to bark softly and carry that big stick. I had to ask a nice lady for directions once I got to Louisville. I think she found me to be quite fetching.



Holidog was impressed to find out the giant bat at the Louisville Slugger Museum is 120-feet tall, which is taller than The Raven and The Legend. (But not nearly as tall as The Voyage will be!)

Meanwhile, our curious canine is still sniffing around...

I can't wait to find out where they keep the giant Frisbee!

By the way

That's the first drop they're working on right now.



...and they're just getting started.

It's a long voyage, after all.

Coaster Car Colors

Months ago, when The Gravity Group was creating the virtual ride for The Voyage, they asked us about the color of the trains.

We weren't quite ready to make that decision yet. It's not just a matter of "what's your favorite color?" There was a bit of research to be done and opinions to be gathered.

That has now been accomplished.

The color of The Voyage's three trains has been determined:



The trains will have seven cars each (The Raven and The Legend have six-car trains).

Each coaster car will seat four riders.

Here's a side view of one of the cars:



If you check out our webcam, you'll see a portion of the structure is tall enough to stick up above the trees.

What must the squirrels be thinking?

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Anyone know these beauties?

Jerry was sorting through some archival photos the other day and asked me if I knew what this was all about:



Goodness! Is that Marilyn?

And what's with those high heels?

Must be beauty queens.

If so, where are their sashes?

Their tiaras?

Didn't they have tiaras back then?

What good is it being a beauty queen if you don't get to wear a tiara...

If you're wondering where this was taken, it was back when the Santa statue was located in front of Santa Claus Land's main buildings (this area is now "back of the house"). Santa was elevated somewhat, and there were steps to get up on the same level with him.

Anyone recognize these ladies?

If so, please be sure to email me so we can share the story.

We Three Drop Cloths

Well...two.

People are always fascinated to know what we do on the days the park isn't open.

All sort of things...



That's Don on the roof and Kyle on the smaller ladder.

It's been bugging them for a while that the Nativity Scene needs a fresh coat of paint.

So they're painting the manger.

It's stable work, after all.

There's something a bit odd about seeing two of the three Wise Men protected by paint-speckled drop cloths. (The third King is far enough away that even Don won't mistakenly drip on him.)



"Those people need some paint, too," said Don.

What people?

"You know, Mary, Joseph...the people."

Come ride in October!

Just in case you haven't looked at the Park Hours page on our website, please take note that for the next three weekends we are not open to the public.

We have been "bought out" by various local corporations for a series of private parties for their employees and families.

James is not pleased.

Mom, when can I ride The Raven again?

"Honey, the park is closed for the rest of September. It'll be three weeks."

Three days?

"No, sweetheart, three weeks."

Three days?

"Three weeks, James. We can go ride coasters again in October."

When is that ... three days?

I'm in big, big trouble!

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

More construction photos

So where will Bahari River be located?

It helps to look on this graphic.

It will be back here, between the two wave pools and behind Monsoon Lagoon:



Remember all those culverts?

They're being put to good use. Gotta keep the creek out of the River, right?

And now, on to the main course.



A milestone was passed the other day; all the footers for Phase 1 have been poured.

And how many phases are there?

Ah, good question, Grasshopper.

The Voyage construction has four phases.

The return to the station is pictured here:



We'll have to ask Chad if this is one of the 90-degree banked curves.

At staff meeting this week, Will told us more crews will be added soon, so those first three hills will take shape rapidly.

Overheard near the Front Gate

Jim from Franklin, Indiana, emailed us to share a cute story.

At the end of a recent visit, up by our Front Gate, Jim overheard a little boy (maybe four years old) ask his mom:

"Why didn't we get to ride that ride?"

Well, honey ... because that isn't a ride, it's a water tower.

Jim also asked about our plans for 3006.

Either that was a typo ... or he's a guy who really likes to plan ahead!

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Oh, good grief!

I just got an email from an enthusiast, asking for a "hint" about what we're going to add for 2007.

...2008, anyone?

Monday, September 05, 2005

New friends from New Orleans

Look at this beautiful family.



That's Tommy and Melissa Lee and their five children. They're from down South.

I'm rarely at a loss for words, but when I asked Tommy and Melissa where they came from, and the answer was "St. Bernard Parish," I just gasped.

Their house is under water. So is the place they escaped to before the hurricane hit. But they got out alive and they're together. And they're grateful.

They headed north to Indiana. Tommy said he'd been thinking about relocating up here anyway (he's a Boilermaker); this is just a little sooner than he'd planned.

The Red Cross office in Huntingburg is helping the Lees out. We're so glad they thought to include us.

The smiles on the Lee children's faces as they headed out into the park were contagious.

And the hugs from Melissa and Tommy, along with the heartfelt "God bless you" from each of them nearly made me cry.

Good folks.

No matter which State they call "home."

What a difference a decade makes

Actually, it was 11 years ago that we announced The Raven.

I'll never forget that day.

And our ... well ... "model."

It was remarkably low tech.

But it was all we had.

No virtual ride, no streaming video, no sound effects, no 3-D renderings.

Will recently dug the model out of his office closet and sent it over to archives.

The archives room just happens to be right outside my office, so before the model got packed away, we talked our good-natured boss into posing with it one last time:



Fast-forward 11 years and imagine our glee when we had a virtual ride of The Voyage to add to our website on July 13.

Immediately, I heard from some folks who wanted to be able to download the file rather than stream it.

It took a while for me to figure out whom to ask and how to ask it, but we got it done. So if you're one of the downloaders, please go help yourself.

Meanwhile, here's one of the visuals we included in our 1995 Press Kit:



You may have noticed there were a number of changes made to the layout after this rendering was ... rendered. (Hint: The swoop over Lake Rudolph.)

A number of years later, a request came in from a producer of one of the "top coasters" shows (I'm pretty sure it was the Discovery Channel). The Raven made their list and they wanted a 3-D graphic of the layout to use for the show.

Enough time had passed that it wasn't a problem getting one made.



Looks weird without all the trees, doesn't it?

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Testy times

It's back-to-school time.

And the kiddos aren't the only ones taking tests.

Will, Mrs. Koch and our staff of directors are taking tests this week, too. The online "assessments" are meant to tell us about our strengths and weaknesses (or, rather, opportunities for growth).

I plowed through all the questionnaires (the first one has 435 questions!) on the first day. (No doubt, that tells the analyst something about me before he or she even looks at my responses.)

Mrs. Koch has been out of town, but she's back now and is determined to complete hers today.

Meanwhile, a professional photographer drove down this morning from Bloomington. Mrs. Koch is slated to be the cover girl for a really nice regional home and lifestyle magazine. She and her home will be featured in their December issue.

The giant black Christmas tree is already in place. Other decorations stay up year-round. Lots and lots of Santas.

In between shot set-ups, we were laughing about some of the "true or false" statements on the first questionnaire.

Everything tastes the same.

I prefer showers to baths.

I enjoy listening to the symphony on the radio.


I half-expected to see: Boxers or briefs?

Mrs. Koch says the last time she took such a test was back in the 1950s.

When she was a Catholic nun.

The Sisters all took the Rorschach test.

(That's the ink-blot test.)

It wasn't long before Mrs. Koch had us howling.

They called me in after I took the test.

Very concerned.

Sister told me, "Nuns shouldn't think that way!"

What was I supposed to see in those ink blots?

Angels?

I saw body parts.

I probably said "pelvis" and that was all it took.

Good grief! I was a nurse and studied anatomy. What was the big deal?

They never did tell me exactly what concerned them about my answers.

(Sigh!)

Maybe I'll do better on these tests.

I should have known...

James spent his final four in utero months riding around Holiday World & Splashin' Safari as Mommy took reporters and travel writers on tours of the parks.

When my ob/gyn figured out how significant a baby was on the way, he offered to speed things up a bit. Sweet Baby James was 12 days early when he was born on August 12, 1999, yet still weighed in at a respectable 9 lbs. 13 oz.

He was already making plans:



Several of the coaster club publication editors asked for a photo of the Raven Maven's new baby (yes, that's what they call me), and this one was an instant hit.

Mouth open wide, arms in the air.

Ready for airtime.

James turned six last month. Time for Kindergarten.

And the mandatory quick-before-school-starts-up doctor's check-up.

When James hopped up on the scale and then had his height measured, we forever crossed over into a new era.

Forty-eight inches tall.

I've worked here long enough that instead of my mind converting 48" to "four feet," my immediate thought was:

He can ride the coasters now.

Dr. Kreilein just happened to be walking down the hall and saw my stunned look. "Hey, James -- you're tall enough to ride The Raven and The Legend! Way to go!"

Dr. Kreilein has two boys of her own. And season passes. She understands. It's a bit surreal to have your pediatrician look up after listening to your child's heartbeat and ask, "So how's The Voyage coming along?"

James's heartbeat was probably a bit elevated. He's been wanting to get on those coasters for years.

When will I be old enough?

Saturday was the day.

Gary and I cautioned James ahead of time that he had to measure 48" in the park, just in case there was a slight discrepancy.

There wasn't.

Saturday afternoon, yours truly got to work on the Golden Ticket Awards news release.

Daddy and James had coasters to ride.

James really likes air-time.

He likes the front seat. He likes the back seat. No complaints about the middle seats either.

He can't get enough.

"James, let's go ride some other rides," suggested my husband.

Aw, Dad...they're all boring.

Good gravy. I given birth to one of them.

My baby is an enthusiast!

Upon arriving home that evening, James dragged out his tub-o-K'nex and went right to work on...

Raven: The Home Version.



If you look closely you can see he even included the "dogs" going up the lifthill (they make the "click, click, click" sound) and the flags.

James and The Raven have taken over our living room. Yesterday I got up off our couch and obliterated the queue!

My red-haired son isn't completely single-minded though; he occasionally takes a break to head back to the computer alcove to watch the coasters' streaming video.

Mom, what color will The Voyage's flags be?

My youngest found a way to express his true feelings to me the other evening. Adding his own twist to a quote from his favorite Spider-Man movie, James solemnly announced:

"With great coasters comes great responsibility."