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Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Latest Update on Terror Alert level 

The Department of Homeland Defense has apparently obtained financial assistance from some large companies. Makes sense. Take a look here.

Monday, January 19, 2004

A Preview of the 2004 State of the Union Address 

This was the copy which Karl Rove severerely redacted. Interesting reading.

Tuesday, July 01, 2003

Batch Processing 

This was the first 'bulk' transfer of existing satire. I will go back and organize the articles later

Monday, June 30, 2003

Latest - Greatest Hits 

Satire from March 26, 2003 and prior 

US Forms its own United Nations

3-26-2003

Pray with God and GWB on the Fairway

3-13-2003

New Ordnance causes Flak for White House

3-12-2003

Japanese fashion

3-12-2003

Updated Homeland Security Rating System

3-02-2003

State of MUSLIM Union Address

2-26-2003

State of Union Address

1-29-2003

History Revisited - FDR Cartoon -"Court Packing"

1-16-2003

Iran Clergy Goes Into Catatonic Shock

1-16-2003

Bush Takes Clue From Powerball Lottery Winner

12-27-2002

Buildup Towards War -
Bush Chomping at the Bit

12-18-2002

Belgium Starts To Feel Its Oats

12-13-2002

Public Gaffes - Trent Lott, Michael Jackson and others

12-10-2002

Global Warming - What's the Hurry?

12-08-2002

Movietrailer - Oscar Material??

11-20-2002

Reprints

Does Jesus Belong at the FDA?

11-18-2002

Bush Defends Choice Of Pitt and Webster

11-1-2002

Washington Turns Scary on Halloween
The Soft Underbelly of the War on Iraq

10-31-2002

Reprints

Pinocchio's Nose
Who Is The Most Pathetic Liar of the Bunch

10-25-2002

Political Correctness Sinks To New Lows

10-25-2002

Bush Clarifies Meaning of 'Regime Change'

10-22-2002

US Supreme Court Rules on Corporate Fraud

10-21-2002

Bush Signs Iraq Resolution

10-16-2002

Jimmy Carter Cops Nobel Peace Prize
Bush Demands Recount

10-11-2002

A Serious Op/Ed Piece

10-10-2002

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President Irate Over White House Leaks

10-2-2002

GWB's Response to "Education President"

10-1-2002

"Education President"

09-30-2002

Political Anomalies

09-25-2002

FBI's Ten Most Wanted

09-21-2002

Iraq Calls Bush's Bluff

09-16-2002

Denmark wins Soccer World Cup

06-30-2002

Coverup in Department of Justice

05-30-2002

Guns In the Cockpit?

05-24-2002

One Precious Life

05-22-2002

Cuba Sticks To Its Guns

05-21-2002

GOP Raises $33 Million

05-15-2002

75%

Bush Shackles Former Presidents

05-14-2002

Enron and Arthur Andersen - Where Are They Now?

05-09-2002


Satire from May 10, 2002 and prior 

Satire from December 2002 and prior 

This blog will be converted to a political satire portal

Tuesday, March 25, 2003

(March 25, 2003 -- 9:40 AM EST // link)

Cliffnotes: Morality of War - via Tacitus.

'I lost a scout this morning to sniper fire and my first sergeant was hit by a mortar round yesterday. That means I am taking it a little bit personally. How am I meant to protect my men when the generals are denying me the ability to bomb enemy positions?".

On the outskirts of the central Iraqi town of Samawah, Capt David Waldron and his company of tanks are locked in a defensive formation. His men are under intermittent attack by snipers and mortar fire. They are also increasingly angry and frustrated.

From Basra to Karbala, south of Baghdad, coalition forces are under attack from soldiers in civilian clothes and Saddam Hussein's shadowy Fedayeen paramilitaries.

And yet 50 per cent of the coalition's desired targets are being vetoed by high command for fear of hitting a sensitive "no combat zone".

Original source: news.telegraph.co.uk

Reader Comments:
I'm glad we aren't targeting civilians, but it seems like there is a fundamental problem. If the goal is to minimize U.S. and civilian casualties, is that fundamentally incompatible with waging war? If you assume that the enemy will not fight, then it will work. Now that it has become clear the Iraqis will fight, what do we do?
Posted by: CA Pol Junkie on March 24, 2003 08:31 PM

Excellent commentary Tacitus, but what I fear is that this difficulty will lead many on the Right to begin arguing that we need to start fighting "dirty" in response and to drop our concern over civilian deaths. I understand this sentiment, but if we are going to be true to our stated intention that this war is being fought (at least partially) for the good of the Iraqi people, we need to resist these calls. Let's not let this turn into a replay of many Vietnam mistakes where our actions convinced many noncombatants that we were not really their "liberators", but just a substitute totalitarian regime.
Posted by: Doug-E-Fresh on March 24, 2003 08:34 PM

The problem here is that we are getting caught up in the contradictions Dubya used to sell this war. The most successful pro-war points were and are all about liberating the oppressed people of Iraq. Democrats point out that dropping bombs on people and leveling their cities is a strange way to go about liberating them. So Bush, Rumsfeld and the gang decide to pursue a more cautious plan of attack which minimizes civilian casualties as much as possible. Unfortunately, that makes the task at hand, conquering Iraq, much harder.

So we are now trapped, essentially, between the rock and the hard place. Unleash our full power, and the war goes quicker, but thousands of Iraqi civilians die, world opinion swings even more heavily against us, and the surviving people of Iraq (who we'll soon have to govern as an occupation force) hate us all the more. Proceed as we are now, and the war takes longer and more of our soldiers are killed. I think this is one of the reasons why those of us on the Left thought this was a bad idea.
Posted by: KevinA on March 24, 2003 08:41 PM

That's it, folks - the Iraq War in a Nutshell. Neat, compact package. I can't add a thing.

Cliffnotes: How the Democrats can regain control of the Government - in three easy lessons.

There you have it. Thirty minutes of reading. If you follow the instructions, you and your friends will change the White House and Congress in '04.

If you skip the reading, status quo will remain.

It's up to you.




Sunday, February 23, 2003

Hmmmm .... let's see if this works
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