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Having completed my memoir, Das Suit, I am about to commence penning a best-selling adult novella. I've come up with seven possible titles.
Help me choose.
 The Old Man And the C Cups
 War and Piece… of Ass
 I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, But I Can't Get It To Shut Up During Sex Play
 Fahrenheit 69
 Catch Her With Some Rye

 All Quiet on the Western Front, All Naughty on the Western Back

 Catch 34DD



Tuesday, December 13, 2005, 5:43pm

A TERM IS CONCEIVED
And, thankfully, nothing else.

PARTY ALERT!

I'll be hosting a New Year's Party this year… in my pants.

That's right. Another legendary event thrown by yours truly. If you want to see how the Barnacle gets down (or you just want to get down my pants), click on the link below:

Party Evite

GET PSYCHED 2006

We all know New Year's is an enormous, steaming pile of disappointment. A full year's worth of failed expectations and fizzled dreams wiped clear to make room for 365 more days of failed expectations and fizzled dreams. This year? New strategy: Release my annual "Get Psyched" mix early. People say a good mix should rise and fall, but I disagree: a truly awesome mix should be all rise. Experience Get Psyched 2006 - the perfect antidote for the craptitude that is New Year's Eve. You're welcome.

PLAYLIST

1) YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME - Jonathan B. Jovi
2) THE HUMPTY DANCE - Digital Underground
3) COME SAIL AWAY - Stix
4) DON'T STOP BELIEVIN' - Journey
5) THE TRANSFORMERS THEME SONG - O. Prime
6) YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND - Joe Esposito
7) HIGH ENOUGH - Damn Yankees
8) JESSIE'S GIRL - Rick Springfield
9) ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE - The Scorpions
10) HIP HOP HOORAY - Naughty by Nature
11) CHANGE OF HEART - Tom Petty
12) RUN AWAY - Slade

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Josh Radnor

as Ted

Jason Segel

as Marshall

Alyson Hannigan

as Lily

Neil Patrick Harris

as Barney

Cobie Smulders

as Robin