Poor Piglet
Aww. Poor Piglet. This wouldn't happen if the british attempts of tolerance and religious understanding weren't so retarded.
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Aww. Poor Piglet. This wouldn't happen if the british attempts of tolerance and religious understanding weren't so retarded.
In case some of you don't know or weren't aware, there is a group of US Marines and Secret Service agents currently residing in every major Hotel in Egypt. They are not there to protect any US visitor or anything of the like: They are there to secure the hotels , they have been doing this for a while now and they are there on a permenant basis it seems. You don't believe me, go to J.W. Marriot. You will see them there.
The Venezuelan government has implemented an interesting program : The poor could bring in trash, and trade it for Food. I guess it beats looking inside the trashcan for food. Now the people will fight over the trash instead of the food inside the trash. That's what I call Dignity.
I was gonna report it, but Nadz beat me to it: In Britian, the Dudley council (in a Tory area nonetheless) has banned all all work pictures and knick-knacks of novelty pigs and "pig-related items" because a muslim employee complained that she found it to be offensive. Among the items : A Piglet (from winnie the Pooh) Box tissue. Yes, people, Piglet is Haram. It's part of the super-conspiracy to make muslims like pork, or something.
In order to meet their recruitment targets, the US Army is lowering the bar and letting more people in who scored on the lower side on their apptitude tests. Not very wise army people. Not very wise.
The International Crisis Group just issued a report on Egypt that examines the chances for democratisation following the country's first democratic elections. Check it out.
Her latest post is awesome.
Here is a list of the 50 most embaressing ways to die, the most embaressing of which, in my opinion, has to be # 39 : Getting Sodomized by a horse. Talk about adding Insult to Injury!
Chavez 's government is now regulating music on the Radio and making it hard for Venezuelan Radio stations to play foreign (i.e. american) music, in the name of cultural promotion and social responsbility. Naturally, the local musicians who no one listend to cause they SUCKED are happy about the new law, because their music will play more on the radio now and they will make more money. The only people poised to lose are the actual Radio stations, who will very likely lose their younger audience because they keep playing music that they don't really like.
The Phat Phree has a great article on the different types of asian women and how to nail them.
Today starts the month of Ramadan, where muslims deprive themselves of food and drink in the morning to be as gluttoness as they wish in the afternoon. Now, I would like to wish you all a Happy Ramadan, and would like to remind you that due to the holiness of this month, there will be increased chances of Jihady attacks. Now, how do you like that?
Bush chose a woman to be his next supreme court nominee, and it's ruffeling everybody's feathers it seems.
Nadz has an awesome post on the different types of Anti-War protesters and how to deal with them. Take the "Bush Hater" type for example:
The State of Israel, unlike another state we won't mention *coughEgyptcough*, is concernd for their citizens safety and wellfare. So when they heard that the "Egypt Mujahedeen" declared an all out war against the government and other American & Zionist agents of the like in Egypt, they issued a travel warning to its citizens not to go to Egypt.
Continuing the media conspiracy to scare me away from American Women all together, comes this latest nominee for "the Sociopathic mother of the Year award": Silvia Johnson. Not only was she the mom charged with having sex parties with her teenage son's friends where she slept with 5 of them, she is now the mom who got injured for letting her 14 year old daughter drive her car and flip it over, the day before the sentencing in her case. Fantastic.
Merkel won the last seat in the Germany election, making her ahead of Shroeder Party by 4 seats. 4. Now that's what I call a majority!
There is a rise in Latino converts to Islam in the USA. More and more latinos are jumping ship from Catholicism to Islam, due to reasons such as morality and return to family values.
Another Oklahoma bombing, suicide-bombing this time, where only the suicide-bomber got injured. And Islam was not involved. Sweet.
There is this guy at work whose wife just had triplets.3 Children. At the same. One right after the other. I keep getting this image of a Pez Dispenser whenever I think of it. Or one of those Tennis-ball-spitting-machines. It's all very mentally disturbing to me Image –wise, I don’t know why!
I have shitloads of work today, so there shall be no blogging. Sorry.