Sacred Cow Burgers
Fresh Meat Served on 02/05/2006
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Fresh Meat 12 items  Recent Leftovers 65 items 
The latest burnt offerings. Sliced right off the Sacred Cow's hide and seared to perfection. We use everything but the 'moo'!
A blast from your repast. A bit more aged, but just as juicy & tasty as the day it was carved off the Sacred Cow's carcass.
Side Orders 179 items  Mystery Meat 157 items 
Special dishes served up for special cases. This is the where all entrees land before morphing into Mystery Meat. Don't mind the maggots...
Stuff so old, it's just too morbidly fascinating to throw out. A mix of classic cuts and freezer burn. Bring your own stomach pump.
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