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Quotes
(Diamonds Are Forever)


M: "We do function in your absence, Commander."

Bond: "Pity about your liver sir. An unusually fine Solera. '51 I believe."
M: "There is no year for sherry 007."
Bond: "I was referring to the original vintage on which the sherry is based sir. 1851. Unmistakable."

Sir Donald: "Tell me commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds?"
Bond: "Well, hardest substance found in nature. They cut glass, suggest marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girls best friend. That's about it."
M: "Refreshing to hear that there is one subject your not an expert on!"

Wint: "The scorpion!"
Kidd: "One of natures finest killers, Mr Wint."
Wint: "One is never too old to learn from a master, Mr Kidd."

Kidd: "If God had wanted man to fly..."
Wint: "...he would have given him wings Mr Kidd."

Moneypenny: "Mr Franks, your passport is quite in order."
Bond: "Oh, anyone seeing you in that outfit, Moneypenny, would most certainly be discouraged from leaving the country. What can I bring you back from Holland?"
Moneypenny: "A diamond - in a ring?"
Bond: "Would you settle for a tulip?"
Moneypenny: "Mmm, yes."

Bond: "Is Mr Case not at home?"
Tiffany: "There is no Mr Case. The "T" is for Tiffany."
Bond: "Tiffany Case - definitely distinctive."
Tiffany: "I was born there, on the first floor while my mother was looking for a wedding ring."
Bond: "I'm glad for your sake it wasn't Van Cleef and Arpel!"

Bond: "Weren't you a blonde when I came in?"
Tiffany: "Could be."
Bond: "I tend to notice little things like that, whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette."
Tiffany: "And which do you prefer?"
Bond: "Oh, providing the collars and cuffs match..."

Bond: "That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing!"

Tiffany: "I'll finish dressing."
Bond: "Oh please don't, not on my account."

Felix: "I give up. I know the diamonds are in the body but where?"
Bond: "Alimentary, Dr Leiter."

Driver: "The stiff... er... the deceased back there... your brother, Mr Franks?"
Bond: "Yes, it was."
Passenger: "I got a brother."
Bond: "Small world!"

Bond: "Now, don't tell me!! You're St Peter."

Plenty: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
Bond: "But, of course you are."
Plenty: "Plenty O'Toole."
Bond: "Named after your father perhaps?"

Bond: "I'll take the full odds on the 10, 200 on the hard way, the limit on all the numbers and 250 on the 11, thank you very much."
Plenty: "Say, you've played this game before..."
Bond: "Just once."

Plenty: "You handle those cubes like a monkey handles coconuts."

Bond: "I'm afraid that you've caught me with more than my hands up!"

James Bond: "Exceptionally fine shot."
Thug: "I didn't know there was a pool down there."

Bond: "Felix, if she gives your men the slip..."
Felix: "Relax, I've got upwards of 30 agents down there. A mouse with sneakers couldn't get through."

Tiffany: "What happened? Where are the diamonds?"
Bond: "Get in the car. If you see a mad Professor in a minibus, just smile!"

Tiffany: "What's going to happen to me? You did talk to your friend Felix about me..."
Bond: "Mmmm..."
Tiffany: "Well, what did he say?"
Bond: "Something about 20 years to life. Nothing important."
Tiffany: "20 years to life?"
Bond: "Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation."

Tiffany: "Well, that's a switch!"
Bond: "What's that?"
Tiffany: "The wolf being guarded by the three little pigs!"

Wint: "If at first you don't succeed, Mr Kidd..."
Kidd: "...Try, try again, Mr Wint."

Bond: "One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief. I'm afraid it's me, sorry about that old boy."

Bond: "Thank you. I was just out walking and my rat and I seem to have lost my way."

Bambi: "Well, hi there. I'm Bambi."
Bond: "Good morning, Bambi."
Thumper: "And I am Thumper. Is there something we can do for you?"
Bond: "I can think of several things off hand, but at the moment I'm looking for Willard Whyte."

Bond: "Acme Pollution Inspection... We're cleaning up the world and thought this was a suitable starting point."

Blofeld: "I expected at least one head of state... Your pitiful little island hasn't even been threatened!"

Blofeld: "As you see, Mr Bond, the satellite is, at present, over Kansas. But if we destroy Kansas, the world may not hear about it for years."

Wint: "A happy selection if I may say...."
Bond: "I'll be the judge of that. That's rather potent. Not the cork, your aftershave. Strong enough to bury anything. But the wine is quite excellent. Although, for such a grand meal I had rather expected a claret."
Wint: "Of course. Unfortunately, our cellars are rather poorly stocked with clarets."
Bond: "Mouton Rothschild is a claret. And I've smelled that aftershave before and both times I've smelled a rat."

Bond: "He certainly left with his tail between his legs..."

Wint: "Very moving."
Kidd: "Heartwarming, Mr Wint."
Wint: "A glowing tribute, Mr Kidd."

Kidd: "Well, they're aboard, and I must say, Miss Case is quite lovely... for a woman."

 

 
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