So in honor of Boxing Day, we've opened our discount site - the Blunt-Light Specials*. This is where merchandise goes to die. Once liquidated, we won't be making any of this stuff again. We've slashed the prices so much, we're taking losses on some stuff (though even reduced-price moving merch is better than dead stock). Take some of that Christmas cash and drop it on this cheap-ass (yet high quality) swag!
*They say a joke blows if you've gotta explain it, but here goes:
For those too young to get the "Blunt-Light Specials" joke, waaaaay back in the day when K-Mart was a store you were openly derided and mocked for shopping at, periodically they'd turn on a flashing blue light in a section of the store, and shoppers would rush like roaches to scap up the discount merchandise offered below the glow.
PLEASE NOTE: Blunt-Light special items are subject to stock and may sell out while you are ordering. Orders may be cancelled if stock runs out during your order.