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Hip-Hop Rumors: Kay Slay Doll, Ja Rule, Happy 1,000Th To Illseed!
DJ KAY SLAY SLAPS YOUR FAVORITE BARBIE!
If you want to slap Barbie’s Ken, there is a DJ Kay Slay doll on the way that can help you make it happen! That’s right. From what I understand, a guy has decided to make a Kay Slay doll and put it on the market. The toy Slay will be 9-inches long, have real gold and say various phrases like “I’ll slap the s**t out of you and your b***h!” and “All my jail n***as lock in!” The doll will retail for about $100 to $350 and come with a free mixtape. Only 1,000 will be made so start saving up now, kiddies! I heard there is a Mos Def and a Slick Rick doll on the way after the Kay Slay one!
JA RULE IS READY TO RIDE AGAIN!
After being 50 Cent’s punching bag for a few years, Ja Rule is back! Alas, The Rule might see some cracks in his nemesis’s empire, because he has returned fire in the form of “21 Shots.” It’s pretty hot. Anyway, I have heard again that Ja may return in the form of Loki, an alias. Also, I have heard that he’s now part owner in The Inc. I’m not sure when that happened, but I’m happy to see him and Gotti working together for the common goal. Nevertheless, you can hear it on AllHipHop’s homepage in the music area!
LATOCHA XSCAPES ESCAPE TO RUSSELL?
Word has it, LaTocha Scott from Xscape has aborted her former group for solo pastures, but I heard she is officially signed to Russell Simmons Music Group (RSMG). Now, the rumor I got was that the dissolution of the 90’s group was related to Tiny after she started a group called the Georgia Peaches with another girl that LaTocha had brought to the mix. But, that’s just BS gossip who knows or cares! A lot was going on behind the scene with that group! At any rate, LaTocha has lost quite a few pounds, I heard, and has been seen with Tony Austin, the president of RSMG. I’m not a slow jam dude, but her song “Slow and Easy” is pretty good! She worked it out literally! (Note: we interviewed them a while back and they had just reunited check it!)
HAPPY 1,000TH TO ME & YOU
Only my homey Young Val congratulated me on my 1,000th rumor! Well, clearly it’s more than 1,000, but its 1,000 pages of rumors, block chatter and utter crap! I want to thank all the gracious artists for understanding, my friends, the people that write me, my enemies and haters as well. None of this is possible without you! Anyway, here is to 1,000 more and big shout out to Young Val for remembering!
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT - GRAVY'S TALKING!
Gravy might not be talking to police after getting shot at Hot 97, but he's talking to AllHipHop.com. No more talking - check it out right here. And don't forget the rumors i posted earlier today!
Hey, I heard a rumor that at least three states have made formal moves to have the president of the United States impeached.
Remy Ma and Papoose? That might be the best rap couple since Kool G Rap and Ma Barker if it’s true!
Dem Dopeboyz’s street team must be working overtime, since their fan club keeps emailing me to say that they might be signed to Young Jeezy’s CTE there you go, guys!
This is one for the ages! Check out my boy Bell Moye and his depiction of the late great Biggie Smalls! I’m loving the art! I need him to immortalize me on the canvas or paper or something! Get at me!
YESTERDAY, WE LOVE YOU!
A picture tells a thousand words - Read the rumors and see the pictures by illseed!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
WHERE: AllHipHop.com, MySpace.com/TheIllseed
HOW: Send your rumors to illseed at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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