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Learn to speak Spangalese! Impress your friends! Be the envy of everyone everywhere! Are you planning on traveling soon? Then this complete kit is just what you need to master the artful and beautiful language of Spangalese.

New! For a limited time, you can download the following useful phrases used in everyday speech. All phrases come in easy to use WAV format.

Spangalese Term

English Term

"Blue Chef Farn Wahr" May I please have my leg back?
"Mocha Tar ah" The Gill man jiggled the wire
"En Sur vias plutoniut var" Don't put that in your mouth, the spiders haven't hatched yet
"Bull eash nah" How many ducks will you trade for my magic kidney stones?
"Maloya coy hoba huba" My tapeworm washed the car
"Mayna jing mala loo" My hands are soaking in dishwashing liquid?
"Wiggilo wagel hoggle" Where can I scrub my eyeballs
"Geh nae?" Do you know the serial number on the bumper of that 1958 Thunderbird?
"Rangleugar mho shwarma" Your Christmas elf is on fire
"Vokue mon Chuepo" I have buried my hat
"Lidbush don uenen deksez" The Library is full of tar
"Lunue d'ent" Your axe is swift Stewardess
Halley Mak ranfuer Your infant has swallowed my grenade
Darvan melod dislar Your hamsters do that funky dance
Saddam pez Kamel The librarians head has popped off
Lipsanae bully booly The Lemming is driving recklessly
Parut d'psuhe My hair-do is on Fire
Bacq el lab- There are tiremarks on your forehead