Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• Noon: NCAA FB with Todd McShay: We still say that this title sounds like a Nickelodeon sitcom.
• 1 p.m. NFL with Keith Kidd: Can I take issue with ESPN's 'Top 10 Toughest Players in the NFL' list, even though I have no plans to read it?
• 4 p.m. Football Scientist KC Joyner: You have won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry of my heart.

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• 11:15 a.m: Baseball with Joe Morgan: When your chat is 45 minutes, and you arrive 30 minutes late, it's like having an extra day off!
• 1 p.m. Football with Mel Kiper: Fantasy Football Rule No. 28: No one is less fun to participate in a fantasy football draft with than Mel Kiper.
• 3 p.m. NCAA FB with Beano Cook: So what was Red Grange like in person?

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• 11 a.m. The Buzzmaster! No ... seeing you just reminds me of Dan Shanoff leaving. Go away! (Sob).
• Noon Baseball with Rob Neyer: How many times have AL left-handed batters struck out on a Tuesday this season, huh, smart guy? ... Oh.
• 3 p.m. Page 2's Patrick Hruby: You have the Orton photo on your fridge, don't you? DON'T YOU?

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• 11 a.m. NBA with John Hollinger: Where were you when I was betting my paycheck on the Phoenix Suns?
• Noon NFL with Scouts, Inc.: Where were you when I became a 49er fan?
• 4 p.m. Argent Mortgage Indy winner: We think it's Marco Andretti. but these damn races all have six or seven different titles.

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• 2 p.m. USC DE Lawrence Jackson: Wasn't this headline unnecessarily harsh?
• 3 p.m. Fantasy FB Injury Report: Terrell Owens re-injured his hamstring, and I'm not feeling so hot myself.
• 3 p.m. Cal DB Daymeion Hughes: Hey, did you hear what USC DE Lawrence Jackson just said about you?

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 1:15 p.m. Actor Mark Wahlberg: Of all the people in the history of ESPN chats, you are the least likely to be on time.
• 4 p.m. Football scientist KC Joyner: You're mad, doctor! You'll never be abe to put a normal brain into Terrell Owens' body!
• 5 p.m. Poker player Roland de Wolfe: Hey, are you in for a piece of that WSOP lawsuit?

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 11 a.m. Baseball with Joe Morgan: Would you come speak at my Fire Joe Morgan seminar?
• 2:30 p.m. Former Eagle Vince Papale: I would have logged on sooner, but your wife cut me off in traffic and I ended up in a ditch.
• 4 p.m. NFL with Scouts, Inc.: Any sign of Gene Upshaw's leash? Hey, Bryant Gumbel said it, not me.

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• Noon: College FB w/ Mark Schlabach: Apparently Notre Dame isn't expecting a very good season. They've changed the "Touchdown Jesus" statue.
• 1 p.m. Boxer Sergio Mora: Wouldn't people be more enthusiastic about your sport if occasionally people used the ropes as a slingshot?
• 1:30 p.m.. FSU RB Lorenzo Booker. Sorry about this, we hate to drag you away from "class."

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• Noon Football with Todd McShay: Who better to talk scouting than a reporter who looks 17?
• 1 p.m. Baseball with Jayson Stark: What if we started the playoffs three weeks early? That would be cool.
• 3:30 p.m. Cal RB Marshawn Lynch: Well technically, at this point isn't everyone a Heisman candidate?

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• 11 a.m. Live from PGA Championship: Could the Internet get any more excting than this?
• 2 p.m. D.C. United D Bobby Boswell: If they outlaw diving, is there any reason left to watch soccer at all?
• 3 p.m. Seahawks K Josh Brown: Just think, if the refs hadn't blown so many calls in the Super Bowl, it would have been Matt Hasselbeck in that motorcycle accident.

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• 9 a.m. Shanoff's Morning Quickie: We'll remember the good times (sniff!).
• Noon MLB Insider Keith Law: This sounds so much like a Tim Meadows Saturday Night Live sketch that it's scary. But not necessarily funny.
• 2 p.m. College BB with Steve Lavin: Will your hair stay late to answer additional questions?

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• 1 p.m. UCLA recruit Kevin Love: Wait, there's basketball in Oregon?
• 3 p.m. Golf with John Hawkins: OK, what's with all the teenage girls? Is this pro golf or Nickelodeon?
• Wraps. Read Monday's chats: No! You can't make me!

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 11 a.m. NFL with Matt Williamson: I'm really looking forward to watching Matt Leinart this year. Could you talk to him? Please?
• 1 p.m. NCAA FB with Mark Schlabach: Admit it, you're wearing a Georgia Bulldogs t-shirt, right?
• 3 p.m. Fantasy Football Focus: Are we tired of the NFL.com "fantasy rules" commercials yet?

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• 1 p.m. Bengals' K Shayne Graham: As one of the few Ohio athletes who isn't incarcerated, how do you stay on the straight and narrow?
• 2 p.m. Boxing with Dan Rafael: Just because I scream "Stop hitting me!" and curl into a ball by the second round, is that any reason to pull my boxing license?
• 4 p.m. Mid-majors w/Kyle Whelliston: Bally, what do you do during the off season?

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• 11 a.m. Brunch with Buzzmaster: It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you get at breakfast, but you get a good meal.
• 2 p.m. Dynamo MF Dwayne De Rosario: Would soccer be more popular in the US if all goalies wore this mask?
• 3 p.m. Utah QB Brett Ratliff: From Chico High to Utah ... OK, where are you stashing the booze?

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• 11 a.m. NFL with Gary Horton: With recent Bengals' developments, I bet the guards are thinking twice about that game with the cons, aren't they?
• Noon. Baseball with Jerry Crasnick: How come every time I read License to Deal, I think of Jay Mohr? I blame you for that, by the way.
• 4 p.m. Heart of the Game's Ward Serrill: Let's get to the only opinion that really matters: What did Roger Ebert think?

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• 11 a.m. Baseball with Joe Morgan: I've bet 50 smackers that you won't be late for this chat. Don't let me down, Joe. Come on Joe, baby needs a new pair of cleats!
• 2 p.m. Boxer Oleg Maskaev: If the USSR had been disolved earlier, would Drago have beaten Rocky?
• 3 p.m. ATP player Thomas Johansson: Hey, here's a question you don't hear every day: Who would you rather face, Lleyton Hewitt or Juan Ignacio Chela?

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
• Noon. NCAA FB with Todd McShay: How does a person like yourself, who is only in the fifth grade, know so much about college football?
• 4 p.m.. Sunday IRL winner: And our lucky winer is: Jimmie Johnson. Welcome, Jimmy. ... Jimmy? Did someone inform him about the chat?
• 4 p.m.. LIVE from World Series of Poker: A Hollywood agent named Gold is leading? That's hard to believe after watching last night's Entourage.