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Doug Stanhope For President
"Stanhope in 08 - Drunk with Power"

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39 years old
BISBEE, Arizona
United States


Last Login: 9/16/2006
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    Doug Stanhope For President's Interests
GeneralCertainly not politics but somebody has to do it.
MusicWhatever I feel like listening to, without the FCC bleeping out what they consider inappropriate or fining the stations that play it.
MoviesThe Aristocrats, of course.
TelevisionAnything unblemished by censors, lawyers and network douchebags intent on keeping the populace ignorant, misinformed or simply bland and distracted.
Books"You Are Being Lied To" at www.disinfo.com. Start there and you will be well on your way to knowledge that you can't undo.
HeroesSo far as this campaign goes -Thomas Jefferson and Al Swearengen.

     Doug Stanhope For President's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Worcester, MA
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids


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   Doug Stanhope For President's Blurbs
About me:
This is the official Myspace page for Doug Stanhope's run for the Libertarian Party nomination for president in 2008.

My Fellow Individuals Who Live in America,

After announcing my candidacy for the Libertarian Party nomination for president in 2008, I have consulted with a wide assortment of political eggheads and know-it-alls about the fundamentals and specifics on running a campaign.

The consensus was that I am an idiot for announcing it this early. That's okay, I've been an idiot more than once in this life.

They say that it would have been far more prudent to allude to it - to say that I'm "putting together an exploratory team to look into the possibilty of a presidential run" or some such nonsense, to stimulate interest while we avoid being subject to the labyrinth of Federal Election Commision law.

So I think you'll have no issue in understanding my intention when I tell you that - officialy - I am "reconsidering my presidential run while my exploratory team looks into the viability of such an endeavor."

Any questions?

Didn't think so.

I have a pretty good feeling that my "team" will find it very feasible to wind up and kick the system in the front-hole in 2008.

Regardless of the creative wording, any presidential run I would be "considering' would be focused on issues of self-government, individual rights, government waste as well as...

Immediate withdrawel of troops from Iraq.

Ending the War on Drugs.

Pardoning all non-violent drug offenders.

Castrating the IRS and the FCC.

Lowering the drinking age to 18.

I've re-printed a Q&A I did for the Libertarian blog HammerOfTruth.com in my blog that will give you more detail on the campaign I would run. You should also read up as much as possible about the Libertarian Party.

The Libertarian Party is basically a party for people who don't want a party. People who believe in self-determination, personal responsibilty and individual freedom without government interference.

For more on the Libertarian Party, you need to check out www.LP.org and be sure to read the platform - http://www.lp.org/issues/platform_all.shtml.

Then become a member - http://www.lp.org/action/join.shtml.

Remember, we are just planting the seeds of this campaign. We are planning a move to Austin, TX in early 2007 where we will have better resources (eggheads and know-it-alls) to put this show into high gear.

I can think of nothing more tedious and uninteresting as politics. Unfortunately, the political arena is responsible for taking all the fun out of our lives. I feel like I'm wading into deep sewage to find my lost baseball. But we're certainly going to stir up some shit while we're down there.

I am not taking contributions. You can contribute to the LP at their site and you can show your support for a Stanhope campaign by grabbing the Stanhope in '08 - Drunk with Power T-shirt at www.dougstanhope.com/merch.

Cruel & Unusual Politics are about to get underway.Please subscribe to the blog for updates. You will be highly amused and hopefully greatly inspired between now and Novermber, 2008.

Let's make this country fun again. stanhope

Who I'd like to meet:
People who believe that they are better suited than government to run their own lives. The fringe elements - and if you look closely enough, you will see that you are part of the fringe element on some level.

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Trevor The Stingray




9/20/2006 4:28 PM

joseph




9/20/2006 9:55 AM

I filled the cup to the line,
so where oh where
do I send my
campaign contribution?

xo,
-baj
Puckbunny ~Ami~




9/20/2006 5:51 AM

The best thing about you being President is that you could do shit to people then blame it on alkyhol. AND you can do stuff and not remember it so you could pass all the lie detectors...
Jeffrey




9/19/2006 2:32 PM

Thanks for the support!
Seanny Rotten




9/19/2006 10:29 AM

J[i]nX




9/19/2006 12:44 AM

i guess they're making a movie about your race to the white house.
a comedian runs for president and ends up winning...
they cast robin williams as you though.
that's just unbelieveable, because robin williams is too hairy to be a president.
robb




9/18/2006 9:18 PM

promise that when you win dr. phil gets hanged.
Fzuk




9/18/2006 6:17 PM

Willie Nelson was cited for marijuana and shroom possession

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060918/ap_on_en_mu/people_willie_nelson
MICKEY D




9/18/2006 12:50 PM

Dirty Uncle Doug
once your given your term; can i have a tour of once of the missile silos?
what about diplomatic immunity?
how bout Ohio?
Trenton Donn




9/17/2006 11:12 PM

(meaning badass)
Trenton Donn




9/17/2006 11:12 PM

i think that picture is fucking sick
Cousin Joe Show




9/17/2006 8:45 PM

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Jack




9/17/2006 6:42 PM

I just saw the previews for that movie a few hours ago. My brother and I turned to each other and said "Doug Stanhope." There's got to be a way your eggheads and know-it-alls can exploit this.
kung fu masseuse




9/17/2006 5:25 PM

oh shit. have you heard about the new Robin Williams movie? A comedian runs for president and wins. What the fuck.
Jamie




9/17/2006 3:25 PM

Nice Presidential Run... I'm working on a Planned Parenthood commercial to stop people from breeding. and a few other things. Have a good one!
Killing Pablo




9/17/2006 1:28 AM

hey, we're both from worcester! and we both escaped! kudos, my friend...
Slaughter




9/16/2006 10:07 PM

When, " philosophers become kings and kings become philosophers."
Tabs For Life




9/16/2006 9:40 PM


TabsForLife!
Fzuk




9/16/2006 3:40 PM

just saw a commercial for a movie where Robin Williams is a comedian that runs for president because he hates politicians
Terry Rice




9/16/2006 2:08 AM

I CANT BELIEVE THIS NINJA PUTS HIS COCK IN ME




9/15/2006 8:11 PM

THE FIFTH EPISODE OF SONIC WARRIORS "JUDGER BE JUDGED" IS UP AND RUNNING, VIEW IT DIRECTLY FROM YOUTUBE:

1ST PART:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0EJleR6Oo4

2ND PART:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHJoESRpuvw

PLEASE ENJOY THIS EPISODE...THEY FIGHT A FRIGGIN WIZARD!!!!!!!!
3rd Party Candidates




9/15/2006 7:52 PM

Let Freedom Ring

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Terry Rice




9/15/2006 7:40 AM

You know I MAY actually VOTE for the first time ever this time to get your ass in office! FREAK!
JC - 1000




9/15/2006 2:31 AM

whats your stance on beastiality
College of the Canyons Libertarians (L-CA)




9/15/2006 1:35 AM

Magnanomus




9/14/2006 1:21 PM

Doug, Can I be you secratary of intimidation!?
Gunslinger




9/14/2006 7:18 AM

You have my vote, Doug. Keep up the good fight.
some ppl call me the gangsta of love




9/14/2006 1:08 AM

heard you on stern the other day...you have offically become the greatest man alive...no believe me im the lame ass person in charge that those shity awards
Ben Again




9/13/2006 9:04 PM

An 18 can get their hands on booze, but there's no way a kindergartener can keep from saying the pledge of allegiance. Have you thought about getting it out of schools?
Derrick




9/13/2006 8:57 PM

www.jeffcolibertarians.org
Stephen




9/13/2006 6:24 AM

Doug




9/12/2006 6:08 PM

I found this tagged on an electric box in downtown Portland, OR.
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CatGrl




9/12/2006 2:38 AM


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Doug, I just wanted to let you know that my husband I greatly respect and enjoy your comedy its amazing shit and I loved listoning to you and Bingo on Stern---you rawk!
I CANT BELIEVE THIS NINJA PUTS HIS COCK IN ME




9/12/2006 12:38 AM

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Lisa




9/11/2006 11:46 PM

I fuckin love the new campaign pic!
Tabs For Life




9/11/2006 11:17 PM




*The war machine springs to life.*
*Opens up one eager eye.*
*Focusing it on the sky.*
*Where 99 red balloons go by*
Tyler




9/11/2006 10:35 PM

make this country ours again dude.
Report Rape




9/11/2006 10:29 PM

Mark the DJ




9/11/2006 6:50 PM

CRIKEY!!!


RonnieP




9/11/2006 5:05 PM

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XOXO
IBPMS247




9/11/2006 3:47 AM

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David




9/11/2006 3:06 AM

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~*Emerald~*~Nights*~




9/11/2006 2:56 AM

Thanks for the add, '08 will be the very first year I vote, I refuse to vote just to vote, but now there is finally someone who's got it right!
You have my vote Doug, lets hope, pray, chant, wish, what-the-fuck-ever, that you get ellected! lol
Amy




9/10/2006 3:25 PM

You were hysterical on O+A on Friday. Why didn't you plug this website? You'll just have to go on the show again, you killed.
Brenda




9/10/2006 12:03 PM

NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A CAMPAIGN POSTER!!!! THIS WAS TAKEN AT DOUG'S SHOW AND CAMPAIGN KICK OFF LAST NIGHT IN HIS HOMETOWN, WORCESTER MASS. PHOTO TAKEN BY DICKIE CUMMINGS AT RALPH'S CHADWICK SQUARE DINER/ROCK CLUB!
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The Redrum Shop




9/10/2006 11:54 AM

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Stephen




9/10/2006 11:15 AM

I believe human beings and fish can co-exist!
Spyduhman




9/10/2006 12:26 AM

Do you need a running mate?
David




9/9/2006 8:54 PM

Since when do men get camel toe
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the RED EYE




9/9/2006 2:08 PM

Hi Doug, would you like to call in to the show tonight? We're on from 11pm to 2am in the west.
866-319-1230
http://theredeyeradioshow.com
-john wessling
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