Veteran Bradford City striker Dean Windass has caused a stir by grabbing a player by the testicles during a match.
Not content with having one of the most hilarious names in professional football, Windass grabbed Cheltenham’s John Finnigan by the sack during Bradford’s 2-1 win on Saturday.
The act, which in today’s achingly PC environment is tantamount to severe sexual harrassment, resulted in Finnigan being sent off for retaliation when he raised his arm to Windass so he would release his grip.
“I think that is a violent act and a very unpleasant thing which doesn’t happen very often in professional football” said Cheltenham manager John Ward.
“I spoke to Dean and told him what I saw happen. He told me it was part of the game - I disagreed and said it wasn’t”.
Part of the game? I thought such boderline homo-orientated behaviour was restricted to the “macho” surroundings of the rugby field?
A change of codes may be in order for Mr Windass. Idiot.