Is it just me and my unnatural obsession with the future Senator from Florida, or does Mrs. Straight Pagefucker looks like a younger, blonder Katherine Harris?

That is a younger, blonder Kitty Harris (who is also probably a Straight Pagefucker from what I've heard).

yeah, that's kitty. i'll clarify

The other mystery is the Don Johnson stubble there.

When I interned in the Illinois General Assembly back in the wayback, the J-Dog, then a state rep, was always clean-shaven.

Zury Rios-Montt de Weller actually looks like an older, more brunette Nancy Reagan. Or a younger, more Caucasian Jiang Qing.

Is this the heterosexual page-chaser that Tucker Carlson was referring to a couple weeks ago? Or is there yet still more to come?

How long before he blames a nun?

"Kitty" Harris??? As a Floridian, I can think of a lot of names to call her, but Kitty is not one of them.

The one thing that real politicos have learned from Spiro Agnew, is don't, ever, ever, admit to wrong doing, no matter how damming the evidence. I look for the chubby one to shrug it all off with: "why wasn't I told?"

I can't wait to hear about the underground straight mafia that's kept this from us all. I bet Bill Clinton is the Don.

Don't blame him yet, at least give him a chance to check himself into rehab.

Holy Shit! You've got to have big cojones to fuck around on your wife when your father in law is a former Guatamalen dictator. He might as well go into the witness protection program under the name Fredo Corleone.

While Jerry's in DC groping Kitty's senatorial assets, his wife is laffing it up in Guatemala with Hils!

Sorry Rep Weller is NOT straight as an arrow. Although I'm sure about now, with rumors of he "gayness" running wild in the IL-11th district, he wishes that were so.

I'm even inclined to believe that these rumors of Weller with a female page were started by the Weller Campaign to prove he is NOT gay or bisexual.

What stops me from being entirely sure is the memory of Weller with this gorgeous young - UNDERAGE - child/woman. There was just "something" about the body language in the photo that caught my attention. And he was a married man at the time.

For all the background on Jerry Weller and his democratic opponent, [John Pavhichhttp://www.pavichforcongress.com] see [LiberIL Viewhttp://www.soapblox.net/liberilview]

Still waiting for Kitty's Titty-Fuck Fundraiser.
I'll buy a ticket!

"Love" Means Never Having to Acknowledge Genocide

Congressman Jerry Weller (R-11CD IL) on describing Jean-Bertrand Aristide: "He was a brutal dictator, allowing children to be sold into slave labor, and if we hadn't gone in there, Mr. Aristide would be dead because the people would have killed him."

And on Saddam Hussein, Weller said, "... brutalizing the Iraqi people, using chemical weapons against his own people and committing gross human rights violations and crimes against humanity; and supporting international terrorism ... "

Compared to Weller's Father-in-Law, Rios Montt's reign of terror, according to an Amnesty International report: "People of all ages were not only shot, they were burned alive, hacked to death, disemboweled, drowned, beheaded. Small children were smashed against rocks or bayoneted to death."

Weller hugs and kisses the latter, because "love" means never having to acknowledge GENOCIDE.

A BuzzFlash Reader

[BuzzFlash Note: Weller's wife is "... Zury Rios Sosa, daughter of a Guatemalan general and dictator who has been accused of running death squads during the civil war in the 1980s." (http://www.thehill.com/thehill/export/TheHill...)]