Tired of having some soon to be convicted felon telling you that with a thousand hours labor and a thousand dollars investment, you too can fill your home with Holiday cheer? Me too! There are lots of ways to pretty up the house for the holidays without taking out a second mortgage.  I've always contended I could decorate any house for Christmas (inside) for less than thirty dollars, and I stand by my claim. Here are some tips for making your champagne wishes come true on a six pack budget.

  1. Go to your nearest Walgreens/Walmart/Target and stock up on those solid color glass ball ornaments. Stick to one or two colors that compliment but not match your decor too closely. That helps the feeling stay festive without blending in too much or being too gaudy. For example, if your room is largely blue, get red and gold balls, if it's brown, try blue and silver. Buy ribbon from the clearance rack (real cloth ribbon!) Tie varying lengths of ribbon the ornaments making a small bow just above the bulb, and suspend from the ceiling either over your dining table or any low traffic area using removable poster gum. It's not strong enough to hold posters, but it is strong enough to hold those glass balls.

  2. Then, take any clear glass bowl - if you're married, you finally have a use for that trifle dish or punchbowl from your registry -- and fill the bowl to heaping with more glass ball ordainments. turn them upside down so the part the hooks would go is less visible.

  3. On the tree lot, there are always lots of small stray pine boughs laying around. Too small to sell, they'll let you take them for free, just to not have to pick them up themselves. You can stick a couple in your bowl of ornaments or just place a few around the base of your candle holders. It has that window dressing look and is both free and takes about 30 seconds.

  4. Scented candles both cost way too much and are very distracting. You can make the whole house smell great by boiling some a sliced apple and some cloves and cinnamon in an open pan of lots of water. You don't want to use scented candles on your dining table because the scents can interfere with the meal's flavors. You can get unscented ones that melt the same (actually those without scents burn longer because without the oils the wax melts at a higher temperature) and put them wherever you won't set the house on fire. Buy a bag of cheap votives and set them out in the pretty pyrex custard cups you never use. The nice thing about the glass ornaments and candles is the light will bounce everywhere for a nice twinkly warm glow.

  5. Pine branches, pine cones, ribbon, apples and ornaments are really all you need for a simple elegant tool kit to spruce things up. There are infinite combinations, and don't forget to root through your cupboards and drawers for things you already have and just haven't seen the beauty in... yet!

memory: my first xmas alone, i exposed the brick wall in my brooklyn apartment with only an ice pick and a butter knife. it was actually quite relaxing at the time.
link: make a pine cone wreath
 

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