“Vita brevis” = “Life is short, but Greg Swann’s articles are long” Keeping one step ahead of Yamamura Sadako’s clutching fingers, I still have a day or so left to deal with this nonsense.
(Onlookers are directed to the comments on this post)
Let us skim lightly over Swann’s tangled mass of argumentation. First he flatly informs us:
“As it happens, I posted at length this morning on how theft terminates property rights.”.
Okay. Let’s get on our magic Internet carpet and go there, shall we? What I find at presenceofmind.net is an extended excerpt from Swann’s novel-like-thing JANIO AT A POINT (1988). The first thing I notice - after suppressing my horror at a character who (grins) - is that the excerpt is an argument against the State, or an argument against forcibly compelling anyone to help you defend your rights - but it does not seem to actually deal with the notion that “theft terminates property rights” Can anyone - even Swann - tell me how the last sentence in the following paragraph is derived from the rest of the paragraph? (Emphasis mine)
You have full right to your person, to your spirit, your mind and your body. You have every right to defend yourself and the things you make with your life. But you have no right of or to another person. If you cannot defend your rights, you yourself or the delegates you hire, you have no right to demand your defense of others, neither as “punishment” for injuries they did not inflict, nor as a salve upon your wounds. You are free and so are they. They do not owe you anything. So if you fail to defend your right to your property, no one else is obliged to defend it for you, or to suffer your loss in your place. Thus can property rights be terminated by theft.
Q.E.D.? Huh? Perhaps I am a poor reader. Okay, onwards. In the next link provided, Swann goes furthur, and informs the bereaved Kennedy that he cannot use force to get his car back from a hypothetical “gangbanger.”
KENNEDY:“Suppose you go to take your car back from the gang-banger and he says “Over my dead body”. And suppose means it. Are you morally entitled to take it back over his dead body, or are you morally obliged to prefer his thieving life to the productive part of your own life that you traded for the car?”
…etc, etc. Swann loftily replies:
SWANN:”The answer to the question is obvious, though. People who kill people present a much greater peril to their neighbors than people who steal cars. The car will be replaced by the insurance company. The life cannot be replaced. Never. Not even in John’s fervid imagination. There are much better arguments against killing–I address them in fiction in A canticle for Kathleen Sullivan–but from the point of view of the polity, a person who behaves as John Kennedy imagines himself behaving is a far greater threat to the peace than is a car thief.
Great. Fuck you, victim. “The car will be replaced by the insurance company.” Those who can’t afford the necessary additional insurance probably shouldn’t own cars. They are undoubtedly anti-reason, anti-life whim-worshippers - and, worst of all they are probably renters*
Oh, wait, there’s one problem. Swann is betrayed by his disembodied lecturer, Janio:
(Again - from JANIO AT A POINT)
So, what happens? Your car is stolen from a parking lot. You report it to your security service, but they can’t find either the car or the thief. No stain on them: the thief drove the car hundreds of miles away. If you had bought that locator they recommended… (grin) Anyway, your car is gone, and, for the sake of the example, let’s say it wasn’t insured for theft. You are out the car for transportation, but you are also out the amount you paid for the car. This is the thief’s fault - but no one else’s…
Whoa. Wait a second here. Swann’s just said (in another post) that force can’t be used to reclaim property! What is Swann’s imaginary “security service” supposed to do if it did catch the thief? Persuade him with sweet reason? Read extended excerpts from JANIO AT A POINT at him until he gives up? They can’t use force - if he resists, they’d risk killing him, and Swann says neither they or anyone else can do that.
How do you think police arrest thieves now, Swann? Do you think those guns are plastic fakes? Or are you saying that “security services” can kill, but the car owner can’t? (Possibly you’ll allow the “security service” to quietly steal the car back. Good luck with that little project! Oh, wait - theft terminates property rights!) Or is it that you just don’t bother reading what you’ve already written when you write something else?
In Mr. Swann’s rhetoric, three goals can be dimly discerned:
1. To present himself as a wild, anarchistical, Objectionist kinda fellow, uncompromising and stern…
2. ..While remaining a middle-class, respectable, community involved kinda fellow, who pays his taxes and depends on the local constabulary…
3. …and all times positioned in regards to everyone else as the most moral, most rational person in the room. “Every man for himself and Greg Swann against all.”
Well, I don’t have any of these goals. Even among certain underground business entrepreneurs, Mr. Swann’s unique notion of property rights would not be endorsed - and perhaps violently resented. “Let justice be done though the heavens fall” - and to hell with “the peace”, whatever that is.
*“Unlanded warriors won’t fight like Hoplites, making them poor defenders of liberty. But since they have literally nothing to lose, they will fight for any or no reason, making them excellent offenders against liberty.” - G. Swann, explaining how renters are evil.