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DJ Gallo
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DJ Gallo is the founder and sole writer of the award-winning sports satire site SportsPickle.com. He is also a regular contributor to ESPN The Magazine and Fantasy Sports Monthly, and has written for The Onion and Cracked. His first book, "SportsPickle Presents: The View from the Upper Deck," will be in stores soon.
Gallo: NFL Week 13 review 
Think breaking down the NFL playoff picture is rocket science? D.J. Gallo makes it look easy.
DJ Gallo, Page 2 | Monday, December 4
Gallo: True Giants
DJ Gallo dares to break the omerta of the locker room by giving you the full transcript of the Giants players-only meeting.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | November 30, 2006
Gallo: College careers
If you think you have what it takes to be a college football coach, fill out our application and fire up your fax machine.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | November 28, 2006
Gallo: Goodbye, Steelers
The defending champs are all but dead and DJ Gallo analyzes where everything went wrong. Plus, a special apology from Michael Vick.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | November 27, 2006
Gallo: Mood swings
DJ Gallo puts on his Randy Moss mood ring and determines the emotional states of all the big names from Week 11.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | November 20, 2006
Gallo: College basketball preview
Look no further for all answers to the college basketball season. Guaranteed. Sort of.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | November 15, 2006
Gallo: Upset etiquette
If you want to score an upset in the NFL, you must follow DJ Gallo's strict six-step program.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | November 13, 2006
Gallo: The warriors
Think you know everything about Tom Brady and Peyton Manning? Think again.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | November 6, 2006
Gallo: MLB offseason preview
DJ Gallo has come up with all of the big offseason questions in baseball. And he even has the answers to go with them.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | November 2, 2006
Gallo: Guiding light
Did you know that the TV Guide Channel has a knack for summing up NFL games before they begin? See for yourself.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | October 30, 2006
Gallo: Poll position
Charlie Weis is befuddled by Notre Dame's drop in this week's polls. And DJ Gallo is befuddled by Charlie Weis.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | October 25, 2006
Gallo: Nobody killed Kenny
DJ Gallo attempts to hit up his voluminous NFL sources to find out what they think of Kenny Rogers.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | October 23, 2006
Gallo: Always a Fall Classic 
DJ Gallo takes a trip down World Series memory lane to see who won, who lost, who ended up looking like an idiot.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | October 19, 2006
Gallo: The bright side
Sure, it was one of the biggest choke jobs in NFL history. But here are 10 positives the Arizona Cardinals can take out of Monday night's game.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | October 17, 2006
Gallo: Trade winds
DJ Gallo thinks it's time the NFL takes a page from baseball and starts fanning the flames of the trade deadline rumor mill.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | October 16, 2006
Gallo: Don't blame A-Rod
It was another disastrous postseason for Alex Rodriguez and the Yankees. But DJ Gallo has 10 reasons you shouldn't blame A-Rod for the Bombers' early demise.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | October 9, 2006
Gallo: Message sent
To kick off his NFL Week 5 wrap-up, DJ Gallo has obtained transcripts of Donovan McNabb and T.O.'s text messages to each other from yesterday.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | October 9, 2006
Gallo: NHL for Dummies
If you're like us -- casual NHL fans who need a quick Page 2-style breakdown of each team -- then DJ Gallo has the preview for you.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | October 5, 2006
Gallo: MLB breakdown
DJ Gallo's in-depth, position-by-position analysis is your best bet to determine who will win the Divisional Series.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | October 3, 2006
Gallo: Handing out the trophy
So what if he's going only on a quarter season of knowledge? DJ Gallo is ready to crown the Super Bowl champion.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | October 2, 2006
Gallo: Week 3 awards
From Eli Manning to the Goo Goo Dolls, DJ Gallo has the best and the worst from Week 3 in the NFL.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | September 25, 2006
Gallo: Week 2 facts
Unlike 11 other teams in the NFL, DJ Gallo is 2-0 this season and he has geniuses like John Fox and Donovan McNabb to thank for it.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | September 18, 2006
Gallo: Week 1 facts
Who cares if the NFL is only one week old? DJ Gallo has reached some irrefutable conclusions.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | September 11, 2006
Gallo: Playoff jackpot
DJ Gallo ranks the odds of all the MLB playoff contenders making the postseason -- sorry, Phillies fans, you're out.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | September 5, 2006
Gallo: Top guns
DJ Gallo previews the top 12 college football teams in the nation and offers up some fun facts -- including a very special request from Charlie Weis.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | September 1, 2006
Gallo: Trophy watch
With the college football season about to kick off, DJ Gallo has his own unique take on the top 20 Heisman candidates.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | August 28, 2006
Gallo: Ranking Madden
DJ Gallo takes a look at the player ratings in Madden NFL 07 and asks the questions no one dares ask.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | August 22, 2006
Gallo: Meet the major leaguers
If we know the favorite hobbies, TV and food of Little Leaguers, DJ Gallo thinks we should get the same info from the guys in the majors.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | August 21, 2006
Gallo: Fantasy formula
Do you want to win your fantasy football league? Then look no further than DJ Gallo's cheat sheet for the keys to victory.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | August 14, 2006
Gallo: The candidate
NFL owners are meeting in Chicago this week to pick a new commissioner. They already have five finalists, but DJ Gallo thinks they should consider one more.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | August 7, 2006
Gallo: Fool's gold
Ridding WSOP wannabes of 10 grand is just the tip of the iceberg for DJ Gallo's economic plan.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | July 31, 2006
Gallo: Camp questions
NFL training camps are opening up, so it's the perfect time to answer the NFL questions everyone has, like, "How will T.O. behave in Dallas?"
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | July 24, 2006
Gallo: Crystal ball
The second half of the baseball season has begun, and DJ Gallo felt compelled to offer his own unique take on all the division races.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | July 17, 2006
Gallo: Playing catch-up
DJ Gallo was on vacation last week, so he's got plenty to say about the past week in sports, on everything from Jose Canseco to Kobayashi.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | July 10, 2006
Gallo: Daily planner
DJ Gallo previews the July sports calendar, and let's just say you won't believe what's happening this month.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | July 3, 2006
Gallo: Draft day
If you're excited about the NBA draft, you can't do without DJ Gallo's guide to the first round.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | June 26, 2006
Gallo: Bogey blog
Did you know Phil Mickelson was updating his blog throughout the final round of the U.S. Open? We've got the transcript.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | June 19, 2006
Gallo: Enough about Bonds
Enough about Barry Bonds, DJ Gallo wants to write a book about the career of Jason Grimsley, the lesser-known baseball player linked to steroids.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | June 12, 2006
Gallo: Cup roundup
With the World Cup kicking off in Germany, DJ Gallo gives you 32 things you absolutely must know about the biggest event in sports.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | June 8, 2006
Gallo: Speaking sports
Why are so many sports figures giving commencement addresses? DJ Gallo helps them gets back to their roots with a speech of his own.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | June 5, 2006
Gallo: Text alert
The new fad in college recruiting? Text messaging. Here's what some prominent coaches might be typing to their recruits.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | May 31, 2006
Gallo: A-Fraud
DJ Gallo is done defending Alex Rodriguez. After A-Rod's pitiful performance this past week, Gallo's giving up on him forever.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | May 30, 2006
Gallo: Power down
There really is nothing as pointless as power rankings, right? That's why DJ Gallo's giving you his NBA and NHL playoff power list.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | May 22, 2006
Gallo: Derby recap
DJ Gallo recaps the Kentucky Derby while sipping on mint juleps and watching the ridiculous hats and fanfare on TV.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | May 8, 2006
Gallo: Making the grade
DJ Gallo hands out a few grades for the NFL draft, including Jets fans and Green Bay public schools.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | May 1, 2006
Gallo: Draft preview
You probably didn't know the NFL draft was coming up, so DJ Gallo is here to help get you up to speed.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | April 27, 2006
Gallo: Stop wining
With all the athletes lending their names to wineries, DJ Gallo thinks the label should be a little more honest.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | April 24, 2006
Gallo: Running hazards
Bleeding nipples is one hazard that should make marathons illegal, according to DJ Gallo.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | April 17, 2006
Gallo: Golf traditions
Golf is a tradition unlike any other and DJ Gallo points out all the excitement surrounding The Masters.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | April 10, 2006
Gallo: Football fix
There's only one thing better than the start of the NFL season -- the release of the NFL schedule. DJ Gallo breaks down all the key matchups.
DJ Gallo, Special to Page 2 | April 7, 2006
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