The Top Ten Reasons Why a Dog Is Better than a Woman.
- 10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
- 9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
- 8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
- 7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
- 6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
- 5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
- 4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
- 3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
- 2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
...And the number one reason why a dog is better than a woman:
- 1. A dog does not shop.
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