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Cast of "Ealdormere: The Movie"

Late one night at Pennsic, after copious imbibibles were put out of their misery, a drinking game ensued. If Ealdormere was a movie, what actors would play what people? The rules were simple. You couldn't cast yourself. And casting stuck if a bunch of people pointed at you and said 'Yeah!!'. Late into the night this game was played, and after we sobered up, we tried to write these down. The list has now expanded into this!

'*' beside an actor's name indicates the casting from the original game

You can now also vote for your favourite choices! Cast votes wherever you like - you don't have to express an opinion on every casting choice if you don't want to. Vote submissions are emailed to the web minister. The web minister reserves the right to refrain from adding unreasonable suggestions (i.e. actors who are dead or who are clearly the wrong age to play the suggested Ealdormerean). Vote tallies will be updated regularly.

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Ealdormerean Suggestion(s)
Actor Yeahs Nos Vote Suggest someone else
Adrielle Kerrec *Amy Yasbeck 3 3 yeah! no!
Nicole Kidman 3 1 yeah! no!
Aedan o Kincora *Howard Hesseman 4 0 yeah! no!
Ælfwyn aet Langenwude Jorja Fox 2 0 yeah! no!
Amy Brenneman 0 0 yeah! no!
Linda Hamilton 0 2 yeah! no!
Alexander Duncan macKay Drew Carey 0 0 yeah! no!
Anne von Talstadt *Kirstie Alley 10 0 yeah! no!
Kristen Johnston 0 0 yeah! no!
Aonghas MacLeoid of Strathafon Sean Connery 0 0 yeah! no!
Arlette des Saules *Winona Ryder 6 2 yeah! no!
Christina Ricci 0 0 yeah! no!
Kirsten Dunst 1 0 yeah! no!
Cate Blanchett 0 0 yeah! no!
Auguste Valizan *Tim Reid 6 4 yeah! no!
Wayne Brady 9 0 yeah! no!
Avery Brooks 1 4 yeah! no!
Chris Rock 0 4 yeah! no!
Meshach Taylor 1 1 yeah! no!
Cuba Gooding Jr. 1 0 yeah! no!
Laurence Fishburne 0 0 yeah! no!
Baldric Leeman of Newcastle Emlyn Heath Ledger 2 0 yeah! no!
Barak Hasdrubal *Patrick McGoohan 6 3 yeah! no!
Sam Waterston 0 0 yeah! no!
Nick Nolte 2 0 yeah! no!
Berus Wolfsonne James Belushi 3 1 yeah! no!
Brand Thorwaldsen *Matthew Broderick 14 0 yeah! no!
Johnny Depp 3 0 yeah! no!
Cheech Marin 0 1 yeah! no!
Animal (Muppet) 0 0 yeah! no!
Blaine Capatch 0 0 yeah! no!
Brianna Maginnis *Crystal Bernard 4 1 yeah! no!
Camryn Manheim 0 0 yeah! no!
Byron Mikhail Woodroffe Alan Rickman 3 1 yeah! no!
Caius Kane Jason Mewes 2 1 yeah! no!
Carlotta di Mendicci Rosie O'Donnell 1 2 yeah! no!
Cecil des Marches Argents *Rob Lowe 4 1 yeah! no!
George Michael 0 0 yeah! no!
Chiara de Montepulciano Jodie Foster 2 0 yeah! no!
Christina Macnamara Marilyn Chambers 0 0 yeah! no!
Cordigan d'Arnot *Bruce Campbell 6 0 yeah! no!
'Weird Al' Yankovic 0 0 yeah! no!
Cynred Broccan a cartoon character added digitally (1 of "yeah!" votes is specifically for Papa Smurf) 4 0 yeah! no!
Bruce Willis 2 1 yeah! no!
Daniel of Glamis *Conan O'Brien 7 1 yeah! no!
Liam Neeson 0 0 yeah! no!
Matt Damon 0 1 yeah! no!
Mel Gibson 0 1 yeah! no!
David Martin Failsworth *Patrick Stewart 14 3 yeah! no!
Ed Harris 4 2 yeah! no!
Ealasaid Loganich na Kildare Susan Sarandon 1 0 yeah! no!
Eanor of Amberhall Sarah Jessica Parker 12 0 yeah! no!
Uma Thurman 2 1 yeah! no!
Cate Blanchett 2 1 yeah! no!
Britney Spears 0 1 yeah! no!
Hilary Swank 0 0 yeah! no!
Edouard Beausoleil *Alan Rickman 6 1 yeah! no!
Tom Cruise 1 4 yeah! no!
Joaquin Phoenix 2 0 yeah! no!
Edward the Red *Kevin Bacon 11 1 yeah! no!
Hugh Grant 0 0 yeah! no!
Eirik Andersen Colin Hanks 3 0 yeah! no!
Eleanor Cadfan *Carol Kane 8 1 yeah! no!
Michelle Pfeiffer 2 1 yeah! no!
Madonna 1 0 yeah! no!
Elina de Braose Priscilla Barnes 4 1 yeah! no!
Elizabeth McLellan Sharon Stone 2 1 yeah! no!
Eoin ua Beirne Patrick Dempsey 4 0 yeah! no!
Kenneth Branagh 3 2 yeah! no!
Erick of Longacres *Tim Curry 18 0 yeah! no!
Willem Dafoe 0 0 yeah! no!
Etian au Naval Sinbad 6 0 yeah! no!
Bruce Willis 0 0 yeah! no!
Evan QuickTongue *Meatloaf 10 0 yeah! no!
Robin Williams 5 1 yeah! no!
Dana Carvey 0 1 yeah! no!
Nathan Lane 0 0 yeah! no!
Evander McLachlan Russell Crowe 1 2 yeah! no!
Antonio Banderas 0 0 yeah! no!
Greg Kinnear 0 0 yeah! no!
Falco LeMacecrer Paul Reubens 2 0 yeah! no!
Finnvarr de Taahe *Donald Sutherland 16 2 yeah! no!
James Cromwell 4 0 yeah! no!
Fiona Averylle O'Connor of Maidenhead Angela Lansbury 3 0 yeah! no!
(guest starring)
Fred the Bastard
*George Carlin 16 0 yeah! no!
Gaerwen of Trafford *Kathleen Turner 11 0 yeah! no!
Genevieve Chastellain d'Anjou Delta Burke 14 1 yeah! no!
Signourney Weaver 0 1 yeah! no!
Gibbon of Sutton Courtney Marvin the Martian 1 2 yeah! no!
Billy Crystal 2 0 yeah! no!
Michael J. Fox 1 0 yeah! no!
Grimkell Vikarrson Richard O'Brien 2 1 yeah! no!
Gunnar Hlidskijalfsson Tommy Lee Jones 0 1 yeah! no!
Ron Jeremy 0 1 yeah! no!
John Goodman 0 0 yeah! no!
Gunnar Truthsinger Woody Harrelson 2 0 yeah! no!
Gunter von Weaselburg *Dennis Hopper 9 1 yeah! no!
Sean Connery 0 4 yeah! no!
Bill Murray 3 0 yeah! no!
Burt Reynolds 0 1 yeah! no!
Tom Hanks 0 0 yeah! no!
Gwerydd verch Rhys *Gwyneth Paltrow 8 0 yeah! no!
Halfdan Blackanvil Richard Karn 6 0 yeah! no!
Hector of the Black Height *Dan Aykroyd (with stunt double for the fighting 5 1 yeah! no!
John Lithgow 8 2 yeah! no!
Kenneth Branagh 0 0 yeah! no!
Helen of Greyfells *Drew Barrymore 8 0 yeah! no!
Hereward the Feorvuend of Lindcylene Bruce Campbell 0 1 yeah! no!
Iago della Zagatto *Tom Green 4 1 yeah! no!
Mike Myers 0 0 yeah! no
Inez Rosanera Queen Latifah 0 2 yeah! no!
Whoopi Goldberg 2 0 yeah! no!
Missy Elliott 0 0 yeah! no!
James Douglas of Eoforwic Michael McShane 2 0 yeah! no!
John Goodman 1 0 yeah! no!
James Belushi 0 0 yeah! no!
Joanna of Northumberland *Sigourney Weaver 4 0 yeah! no!
Gina Gershon 0 1 yeah! no!
Jocelyn of Ealdormere Christian Slater 0 0 yeah! no!
Joleicia of Litchfield *Holly Marie Coombs 1 0 yeah! no!
Sandra Bullock 9 2 yeah! no!
Mercedes Ruehl 0 1 yeah! no!
Jennifer Aniston 0 1 yeah! no!
Cate Blanchett 0 1 yeah! no!
Justinian Clarus *John Rhys-Davies 10 1 yeah! no!
John Goodman 1 1 yeah! no!
Robbie Coltrane 1 0 yeah! no!
Brian Blessed 0 0 yeah! no!
Kayla the Cheerful *Linda Hamilton 6 4 yeah! no!
Cameron Diaz 4 1 yeah! no!
Denise Crosby 0 1 yeah! no!
Sharon Stone 0 1 yeah! no!
Kildare Silverwolf *Kiefer Sutherland 8 3 yeah! no!
Cary Elwes 8 4 yeah! no!
Louise McLellan Vicki Lewis 2 1 yeah! no!
Lucius Aurelius Varus Kyle MacLachlan 2 0 yeah! no!
Luke Wolfsson *Heath Ledger 2 1 yeah! no!
Magnus of Ben Dunfirth *Dana Carvey 4 0 yeah! no!
Malik 'abd al-Rahman al-Kariim Avery Brooks 4 1 yeah! no!
Denzel Washington 6 1 yeah! no!
Eddie Murphy 3 2 yeah! no!
Laurence Fishburne 5 2 yeah! no!
Cuba Gooding Jr. 1 1 yeah! no!
Samuel L. Jackson 1 0 yeah! no!
Marian of Heatherdale *Calista Flockhart 4 2 yeah! no!
Cameron Diaz 10 1 yeah! no!
Melissa Joan Hart 3 2 yeah! no!
Drew Barrymore 1 0 yeah! no!
Cate Blanchett 0 0 yeah! no!
Marion FitzWilliam Elizabeth Hurley 1 2 yeah! no!
Mauvrneen MacKellar Ricki Lake 4 0 yeah! no!
Menken Brechen *Rowan Atkinson 19 0 yeah! no!
Mordain Blackcloak *James Woods 6 1 yeah! no!
Sam Waterston 2 0 yeah! no!
Morgatai Bahadur Harrison Ford 0 0 yeah! no!
Morgon the Fey Wanderer *Courtney Love 6 1 yeah! no!
Jennifer Tilly 1 0 yeah! no!
Jenna Elfman 2 0 yeah! no!
Rose McGowan 0 0 yeah! no!
Angelina Jolie 0 0 yeah! no!
Moria the Black *Susan Sarandon 6 2 yeah! no!
Faye Dunaway 11 1 yeah! no!
Julia Roberts 0 1 yeah! no!
Jorja Fox 0 0 yeah! no!
Morna Douglas Montgumery of Renfrewshire Dixie Carter 0 0 yeah! no!
Gates McFadden 4 0 yeah! no!
Oikawa Katsu *Sam Elliott 6 3 yeah! no!
James Woods (also playing Tarkatai Bahadur) 2 1 yeah! no!
Robert Sean Leonard (also playing Tarkatai Bahadur) 1 1 yeah! no!
Jean-Claude Van Damme (also playing Tarkatai Bahadur) 0 4 yeah! no!
Clint Eastwood 0 0 yeah! no!
Onami Yoshirou Kageyoshi John Goodman 5 0 yeah! no!
Osanna de la Warre Neve Campbell 0 0 yeah! no!
Pankratz Pugge Paul Reubens 0 0 yeah! no!
Pauline de Calais Susan Sarandon 0 1 yeah! no!
Perceval de la Rocque Sean Connery 3 0 yeah! no!
Petreus of the Marines *Oliver Platt 7 0 yeah! no!
Phillida Parker Shirley Jones 5 1 yeah! no!
Shirley MacLaine 0 0 yeah! no!
Quintinus Alexander *David Spade 4 1 yeah! no!
Greg Kinnear 2 0 yeah! no!
Rachel Redhaven of Dorylaeum Swoosie Kurtz 5 0 yeah! no!
Susan Sarandon 0 0 yeah! no!
Raffe Scholemaystre *Frank Oz 7 1 yeah! no!
Ragnheithr Thorbjarnardottir Jessica Lange 3 1 yeah! no!
Ragni Dzintara of Amberhall *Glenn Close 10 0 yeah! no!
Randall Horgarthsson Jake Lloyd 3 0 yeah! no!
Randwulf Widefarer Jeff Goldblum 4 0 yeah! no!
Richard Larmer Richard Dreyfuss 1 0 yeah! no!
Roak of Ealdormere *Brendan Fraser 10 2 yeah! no!
Scott Bakula 2 2 yeah! no!
Hugh Jackman 4 1 yeah! no!
Rolf de Chablis *Stephen Furst 6 0 yeah! no!
Rory Cennedi the Kid *Patrick Swayze 8 1 yeah! no!
Chris O'Donnell 1 0 yeah! no!
Nicolas Cage 1 0 yeah! no!
Rosalinda Margareta de la Fuentes Katherine MacGregor 2 0 yeah! no!
Rustique du Sorde Courtney Love 0 2 yeah! no!
Helen Hunt 1 2 yeah! no!
Claudia Christian 0 1 yeah! no!
Gema Zamprogna 0 1 yeah! no!
Sandra Bullock 0 0 yeah! no!
Rylyn Buchanan Rosie O'Donnell 2 0 yeah! no!
Camryn Manheim 0 0 yeah! no!
Sarnac Kir *Rutger Hauer 8 5 yeah! no!
Mick Foley 3 0 yeah! no!
Drew Carey 4 2 yeah! no!
Jerry Doyle 0 1 yeah! no!
Skallagrim the Frenzied Michelle Trachtenberg 3 2 yeah! no!
Susanna the Unyielding *Katherine Hepburn 7 2 yeah! no!
Shirley MacLaine 5 0 yeah! no!
Vanessa Redgrave 1 0 yeah! no!
Sylard of Eagleshaven *Christopher Walken 10 2 yeah! no!
Denis Leary 1 1 yeah! no!
Tancred of Tanglewood Sam Elliott 5 1 yeah! no!
Tangwystl de Courci Geneviève Bujold 2 1 yeah! no!
Tarkatai Bahadur *Tommy Lee Jones 8 1 yeah! no!
James Woods (also playing Oikawa Katsu) 5 1 yeah! no!
Robert Sean Leonard (also playing Oikawa Katsu) 1 0 yeah! no!
Jean-Claude Van Damme (also playing Tarkatai Bahadur) 0 1 yeah! no!
Thorbjorn Osis Brandsson Dolph Lundgren 16 3 yeah! no!
(guest starring)
Thorgrim of the Rozakii
*Dennis Hopper 2 0 yeah! no!
Trumbrand the Wanderer *Chuck Norris 9 1 yeah! no!
Tynne Duair ap Beul John Goodman 5 1 yeah! no!
Vali inn svartr fleikingr Adrian Paul 9 2 yeah! no!
Russell Crowe 0 2 yeah! no!
Orlando Bloom 0 0 yeah! no!
Wilhelm von Potruff Billy Bob Thornton 0 0 yeah! no!
Worgen McGreggor *Brian Blessed 7 3 yeah! no!
Xristinia Viaceslavibna *Helen Hunt 6 2 yeah! no!
Cameron Diaz 0 0 yeah! no!
Zahra bint al-Nahr al-Ishbiiliya al-Naariya *Salma Hayek 4 1 yeah! no!
Minnie Driver 4 0 yeah! no!
Mia Sara 1 0 yeah! no!

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Last modified Wednesday, March 3, 2004, 15:20:20 ET