“Heterosexually Yours”
I think I’m going to start ending all my letters and emails that way.
Anyway, here’re the EXTREMELY HETEROSEXUAL Valentines I sent out this year — all to INTERNET PEOPEL LOL!!11
Viral (board moderator): (card)
Sar (board moderator): (card)
Gummy (board moderator): (card)
Dave Cheung: (card)
Fred Gallagher: (card)
Josh Lesnick: (card)
Donald “Wayne” Lozen: (card)
Moot: (card)
So, yeah, I think I’m going to spend all of today crying while studying and eating chocolates that I bought for myself. SO WHAT ARE YOU UP TO TODAY?! HUH?!
Also, I totally expect something in return on white day from you guys.
Heterosexually yours,
Dan Kim
February 14th, 2006 at 4:39 am
OH, you’ve reminded me; I need to make a chocolate for myself to school >>.
February 14th, 2006 at 5:32 am
Hahahaha. I should eat some chocolate, do I even have any at home? ;_; sad day.
February 14th, 2006 at 6:25 am
I dont have any chocolate… I just have to synthesize it poorly with colby cheeze and frosted flakes! XD Heterosexually Yours, Weazal.
February 14th, 2006 at 7:32 am
I had a Pop Tart. Could’ve been chocolate, but was strawberry.
Loveu loveu confession desu,
Noou
February 14th, 2006 at 10:57 am
I envy you people. Not only is today Valentine’s, but also my anniversary with my significant? other.
I think she’s expecting me to jump through a series of flaming hoops for her today.
JUST KEEL ME KNOW
February 14th, 2006 at 11:32 am
Thank you, Dan.
I still doubt the title though
February 14th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
I was expecting Brokeback Mountain: Part Deux for Moot’s. Also, age for Anonymous.
February 14th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
AHH!! Shitting dick nipples! *runs screaming*
LoL happy v-day.
February 14th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
On an unrelated note: Clicking on one of the “buy poster” links returns an internal server error from the shopping site. Bad, BAD server.
February 14th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Oh, yeah, the store exploded. The links should point to a notice explaining things, now.
February 14th, 2006 at 5:05 pm
I totally love those cards. And I will also be one of the doomed singles. Maybe I’ll just make my own drinkable chocolate.
February 14th, 2006 at 5:11 pm
Hihi! I made a Nana valentine generator you can use to make your own custom Nana valentines! Check it out here: http://www.loverevolution21.com/
February 14th, 2006 at 5:25 pm
Happy Valentine’s Day, Dan!
I wish you many lolis, all passionately in love with you!
February 14th, 2006 at 6:49 pm
Happy liquor day, everyone!
February 14th, 2006 at 7:00 pm
Lol dan i loved the valentines, especially the one for Fred, nice!
February 14th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
;____; WAIWAI DESU~~~
I love it with all my black dickgirl heart
February 14th, 2006 at 7:28 pm
Oh gawd,
It’s like a sick, twisted 8 year old little 4channer unleashed his fury on the poor crayons….
And I thought Shitting dick nipples was supposed to be some sick joke. Next thing I know someone’s posting it in /b/… O~o
February 14th, 2006 at 10:45 pm
:( some how that doesn’t sound rquite ight:
Dear Mr. & Mrs. So&So
I’m sorry to hear about your loss, as you know little Timmy and I have been close friends since kindergarden. I’m sure he’s passed onto a better place now. You have my sympathy and condolences.
Heterosexually Yours, Dan Kim
PS: I both loath and admire your work, you Nana killer.
February 14th, 2006 at 10:59 pm
“(i u)”?
Brilliant!
February 14th, 2006 at 11:40 pm
Happy V day to you and your sister. Did you get her anything? I wish I had a sister……..
February 15th, 2006 at 10:21 am
Good god you’re weird, Dan.
February 15th, 2006 at 5:52 pm
Is that an NHK reference in Fred’s card? Jawsome!
February 16th, 2006 at 6:15 pm
D-don’t cry, Dan!
Tree loves you!
;___;
And, um… Tree got a bunch of candy!
And a cute little stuffed dog! ^.^
And she loves those valentines. They are sexy…ful. Sexyful. :’3
February 22nd, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Heterosexually yours as well.
White day = Steak & BJ day in North America
. (March 14th) http://www.steakandbjday.com/