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you can see a bit of episode 10 hospital scene with Umi and Tsukushi and Doumyouji in this youtube.

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Ones from season 1 are old.

Aaah I love NGs.
By the way, this is part of the Happening Taishou (NG fest, I guess you translate it into. basically a collection of best NGs from the year) 2007. In All Night Nippon, they mention this show, so keep it in mind.
(See, that’s why I’m translating this before ANN. That way you guys have context ^^ )

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Okay, I’m going to advertise here that I’m looking for the Gakkou he Ikou episode that was aired on 27th at 8pm. I’ve read what everyone had to say about it, and I’m DYING to watch it myself.

So I was searching youtubes and…

I found this.

The two main thing I want to mention is,

1. KinKi Kids are Arashi’s sempai.
Who knew that? I didn’t. I’m not a KinKi fan, and I’m not an Arashi fan, but I listen to both their musics, and… this bit was interesting tome. Now, I read elsewhere that NewS is Arashi’s kouhai, so.. it’s like KinKi Kids -> Arashi -> NewS huh.

2. Matsumoto Jun’s hair is SHORT.
This clip must have been from really early on. Everyone looks so young!

Finally, if you’re dying to know what’s going on…
Arashi is greeting their sempai, KinKi Kids. Now, Kinki kids is a duet…so I’m not sure why there’s the third person. Then each Arashi introduces himself, and then Kinki says he’ll give them a present of some sort. One guy looks inside his backpack and says he has nothing good. Then another guy brings out a package of ashes. He says if you put them in your refrigerator, it takes away the smell, and if you put it in water, it filters it or something. Then Kinki says “why is the fatty here promoting Arashi?” and the fat guy says “I’m not sure myself”.

Oh silly me, I forgot to embed the youtube. It’s a public video, so enjoy while it’s still up.

Just as funny as David Itou…
I think it has gone from translation -> summary -> bullet points ^^’

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A youtube… summary… I can’t even call these translations anymore. I only scripted the funny parts.
This is REALLY funny though!

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I shouldn’t have, but I was watching this vid while working on the website, and it just really impressed me. I don’t like the melody much (or the lack of one) but the words are… WOW. Amazing. Perfect. You can tell, I really loved it. It actually made me realize something more… but I won’t put it here because I don’t have the courage to admit what I was thinking before I heard this song ^_^;

Disregarding that incomprehensible babble…let’s move on to the lyrics.

There’s only English right now. If there’s any romaji requests, I’ll add that in later.
And for once, I typed the Japanese lyric out by myself, because I couldn’t find any text copy.
I also added few lines that were missing in the “subbed version”, so if you notice any differences, that’s why.

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This was Oosama no Brunch, aired on Dec. 16.

I got really lazy, and only translated the interview, and not even the complete interview, but… it’s still somewhat funny.

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KAT-TUN! on Oosama no Brunch.
Youtube has a funny way of making you watch more and more videos, and this is one that I happened to click on…

*Warning: Underneath this, there is the video, of course, but also a VERY harsh criticism of Kat-tun. Click at your own risk.
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[edit 2/6/07] Corrected a mistranslation.

The third and the last youtube update today…
Despite the boring title…
This is the Oosama no Brunch that was aired on Jan 6th.

the humor level gets 5 stars! It’s soo funny, and that’s one of the reasons why I decided to translate it. I hope you all get the jokes too…and I hope I didn’t butcher them.

the info level gets 4 stars. It reveals a lot about how close Mao-chan is with the other 4 guys. And… there might be some (real or acted out) Mao x Jun chemistry…? ^_~

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This was aired on Jan. 5, before 9pm.
In the first half, Arashi is promoting their song, Love so Sweet,
and in the second half, they’re explaining how the CG was done.

I don’t think translation is really necessary, but if you’re dying to know…
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