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Welcome to ABAS Productions!

So you've finally arrived. I've been waiting for you for a very long time, you know. But, no matter, you're here now, and that's all that matters. Now, come on, I have much to tell, and little time to tell it in.

Imagine, if you will, a town much like yours, in fact, it may very well be. In this town resided a small boy posessing a large imagination. Little Jimmy often gazed out of his bedroom window, imagining the myriad of wonders this world has within it. Then finally, after much begging, Jimmy's parents bought him a new computer. Little Jimmy was ecstatic, not knowing what lied in store for him.

Jimmy surfed the internet constantly, taking in all the information it provided. Soon, Jimmy found that this world he imagined was not all he had expected it would be. Jimmy had almost given up on life, that is, until he came to a small website posessing our very same name.

Jimmy played all of our games, and watched all of our videos. He made entries on our guestbook, comments on our news posts, and even posted on the forums. What he saw and felt changed him. Jimmy went on to realize his true potential, and set out on his journey through the known world.

Jimmy went on to change the world.

Jimmy's real name was Jesus.

That's right, Jesus loved this website - you should to.

For that matter, Buddha, Vishnu, Shiva, Moses, Solomon, Ahura Mazda, Izanagi, Izanami, Confucius, Vardhamana, Lao-Tse, Muhammad, Shri Guru Nanak Dev Ji, and Baha'u'llah were all regulars to the site. Of course, their current duties prevent them from contributing as much as in the old day, but they still swing by now and again...

Anywho, if I haven't sufficiently offended you so much that you have stopped reading this, you're welcome to explore the site. Hope you have fun. Leave an entry on our guestbook to show someone actually goes here. Please...