There have been rumours about Sonic possibly appearing in Super Smash Bros. Brawl on Wii...?
(if you had a thunder and lightning smilie, I'd be using it right about now, CVG.) Let the gamers have the above, as their reality. The kids can enjoy the sugar-coated Olympic mush. "Come on kids, exercising's fun...Just watch Sonic!"
This smacks of Darth Vader as the crossing guard.
Sonic ought to be in Smash Bros. Brawl more than freaking Snake, I know that for sure. There's already Samus and Fox for projectile attacks, and Sheik could always gain a short blade. To cover melee.