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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER/ANGEL THE SERIES

Gen

Fifteen Years On: Spike | PG | Future ficlet. Sometimes, the strangeness of it all hits him.

Other Pairings

Afterglow: Cordelia/Lindsey | S5 AU | PG | "You still don't get it, do you?" Lindsey says. "There are no sides."
'Fifteen Years On' Sorta Sequel: Spike/Other | PG | Future ficlet | The call comes in the middle of the night.
The Greatest Love Story Never Told!: Andrew/Avril Lavigne, Spike/Buffy | R | Yes, you read that correctly: Andrew/Avril Frickin' Lavigne. C'mon, you know you want it!
The Last Temptation: Spike/Buffy, William/Cecily | PG | It doesn't have to be this way. (Note: I actually wrote this, unspoiled, BEFORE "Chosen" aired. Because I am teh psychic.)
Like God Made Adam: Drusilla/Warren | S6 AU | R | Dru 1st Person POV (why yes, I am a lunatic). You like to make things, don't you? I like to make things, too. Oh, what fun we'll have, once I'm finished making you.
Mind/Fuck: Spike/Riley | S5| NC-17 | I keep trying to summarize this, but all I can think is: Dude, I wrote Spike/Riley!
Puppets & Strings: Spike/Faith(/Lindsey), Lindsey/Eve | S5 AU | NC-17 | "So you've got the hero, and you've got the quirky sidekick," says your assistant, drawing a sharp fingernail down your spine. "You know what's missing, don't you?" You nod, and she nods with you. "The girl."
Rerun: Wesley/Faith, Andrew | AtS S5 | NC-17 | Kisses bestowed outside of sex were promises she couldn't afford to keep.
Sleeping With Ghosts: Wesley/Faith | NC-17 | "Let's not play games," says Wesley.

Spike/Angel

deus ex machina: Post-NFA | PG | I make it all better. Well, somewhat better.
Hate and: AU AtS S5 | NC-17 | Spike has never been the leaving kind.
Men of Good Fortune: Sequel to deus ex machina | Post-NFA | PG-13 | It's a beautiful day. Don't let it get away.
Nostalgia: AU AtS S5 | NC-17 | It's just like it was.

Spike/Buffy

But I'm a Superhero!: Spike/Buffy with teases of lots of other pairings | Post-Chosen | R | Double the amnesia, double the fun. Or: The further adventures of Randy Giles. Long.
The Greatest Love Story Never Told!: Andrew/Avril Lavigne, Spike/Buffy | R | Yes, you read that correctly: Andrew/Avril Frickin' Lavigne. C'mon, you know you want it!
The Last Temptation: Spike/Buffy, William/Cecily | PG | It doesn't have to be this way. (Note: I actually wrote this, unspoiled, BEFORE "Chosen" aired. Because I am teh psychic.)
These Shoes: BtVS S6 | NC-17 | Buffy, Spike, evil shoes. Humor.
Untitled: Fusion with His Dark Materials | AU 'Beneath You' | PG | There was something wrong with Spike's dæmon.
What We Keep: Spike/Buffy, Xander/Anya | Post-Chosen | PG | There are the things she remembers, and the things she doesn't.

Spike/Faith

Lust For Life: AU AtS S5 | PG-13 | "I stole Angel's car and kidnapped you." Faith shrugged. "It was Giles's idea."
Puppets & Strings: Spike/Faith(/Lindsey), Lindsey/Eve | AU AtS S5 | NC-17 | "So you've got the hero, and you've got the quirky sidekick," says your assistant, drawing a sharp fingernail down your spine. "You know what's missing, don't you?" You nod, and she nods with you. "The girl."

Spike/Tara

She's Like a Rainbow: AU BtVS S4 | NC-17 | She comes in colors, everywhere.
Summer of the Snake: Spike/Tara, Dawn | Post-The Gift | NC-17 | Sometimes Dawn likes to pretend that Spike and Tara are her parents.

FIRST MONDAY

Blow the House Down: R | Julian Lodge/Nyles Chapman | Crossover with Black Death. "I didn't enter politics to be liked," Julian said.
Done and Done: NC-17 | Julian Lodge/Dr. Emmett | Crossover with Boa vs. Python. In horror and disaster movies, there was always some uptight, pretentious guy who nobody liked, who died in a humiliating manner while everyone in the audience cheered.
Five Things Julian Lodge Feels While Getting Fucked: NC-17 | He is so weak. To want this, to let himself have it.
Julian Lodge is Not Gay: NC-17 | Getting your dick sucked by a man didn't make you gay.
Manus Dare: NC-17 | Julian rewards himself.
Those Who Wander: PG-13 | Crossover with David Hewlett's oeuvre. "There's been some sort of mistake," Julian said, in the careful-slow tone he reserved for children. "I'm not the person you're looking for. I'm not supposed to be here."

GOOD OMENS

Vaguely Downwards: Crowley/Lilith | Pre-Book | NC-17 | He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people.

HIS DARK MATERIALS

Five Futures That Will Parry Never Found: Will/Lyra, Will/Mary, Will/OFCs | Post-TAS | PG | Parry among the women.

STARGATE: ATLANTIS

Gen

Major Ted: Fusion with Father Ted | Crack, PG | Elizabeth bit back a sigh. "Major Crilly, as you know, there have been some problems with your team in the past."
The Numbers: MENSA 'verse | He works hard, erasing the failure of the old John, turning himself almost overnight into a whole new person.
Realm of Dryads: PG | For the A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words challenge | "They're in the trees?" he asked.
Rodney McKay Can Heal Puppies With His Brain: McKay, Sheppard | G | "Sure," said John. Puppy! he thought.
The Twilight Kingdom: PG-13 | "It was our city first. We lived and loved and died here." A tour of Atlantis.
X: PG | Scenes from another evolution.

McKay/Sheppard

And Time: PG | Dar_jeeling was saying that the Wraith aren't scary. She's right; they're not. But they should be.
And Truth, Beauty: R | There's no one who John meets who doesn't love him a little bit.
Applied Mathematics: PG | AU | 'McKay and Mrs. Miller' tag. If McKay were snippier (which, frustratingly, he's not) he'd say something like, "Why do you think, John?" drawing out his name the way he does, sending through John’s spine shivers of rage and something incalculable.
Are You Experienced?: NC-17 | Follow-up to The No. 1 All-Time Top Frivolous Use of Time Travel | "All right," Rodney admitted, "the pants were a mistake."
As Well As Valor: NC-17 | McKay/Sheppard, McKay/Other | Blowjobs and politesse, a guide; or, a brief history of Rodney McKay.
The Bang and the Clatter: Fusion with Good Omens | PG | Heaven and Hell's North American representatives have an Arrangement, too.
Blind Man's Bluff: PG | They tied the blindfold tight around the back of Teyla's head.
Bottom of the Ninth: PG | AU | Bottom of the ninth, two outs, bases loaded—John Sheppard at bat.
Coming Soon to a Galaxy Near You!: Vague Season 2 | R | "You're not the least bit disturbed by this?" John asked. Rodney shrugged. "Well, I'd have preferred a Coffee Bean, but..."
Consilience: NC-17 | Sometimes Rodney's brain scares him.
Control (These Hands) Control (Bring Her Down): Through Trinity | PG-13 | John, Rodney, control: the perfect ménage à trois.
DADT, Damyata, Dayadhvam: AU | R | He was aware of the controversy surrounding the application of DADT policy to an international expedition—and an international expedition to another galaxy at that—but in the end, it didn't matter. Everyone got the chip, or they didn't go.
Dæmonology: Fusion with His Dark Materials | Vague Season 2 | PG-13 | They had always wanted to fly; John couldn't fly; Nioke flew for him.
Dissonance: Vague Season 2 | NC-17
dis· so· nance n.
1. A harsh, disagreeable combination of sounds; discord.
2. Lack of agreement, consistency, or harmony; conflict.
3. Music. A combination of tones contextually considered to suggest unrelieved tension and require resolution.
Domestics: PG | Two people, three worlds, and life as a series of not-so-pointless tasks.
Down From Mt. Olympus: Post-Sanctuary | NC-17 | The force is strong with this one.
Eight Ways John and Rodney Gave Themselves Away: Vague Season 2 | PG | Nothing is secret which shall not be made manifest.
An Exceedingly Insular Man: PG | For Zoe Rayne. Don't project. Don't connect. Protect.
Focus: NC-17 | Sex in the control chair!
The Four Quarters 'Verse: Four Quarters | AU | R | Teyla is the beautiful one, Ronon is the enigmatic one, and Rodney, of course, is the genius one. But John, John is the star.; The Sea It Swells | AU | NC-17 | "What can I do," John says, standing barefoot in the surf, the ocean crusting salty over the cuffs of his ratty jeans, "what can I do to make you trust me in this?"; The Bellerophon Brothers | AU | Yeah, the joke's on somebody, all right.; Bootleg: The Best of the Puddlejumpers | AU | And I felt like a star/I felt the world could go far/If they listened to what I said. (A text-only version can be found here.); Tokyo Drift | AU | R | There was a reporter in the limo with them.; Five magazine covers the band was featured on (and why Rodney hates them) | AU | G; La Familia | AU | PG | They're done with scandal; then Teyla gets pregnant and won't tell anyone who the father is.
French Class: Through The Long Goodbye | PG | For Smallbeer: 'John and Rodney have to explain some wacky Earth custom to Ronon.'
The Hollow Men: Through Trinity | PG | He held his hand.
Horses Over the Hill: R | I'm in you, more so when they put me in the ground.
Hounds of Lurve: Vague Season 2 | R | Sir Arthur Conan Doyle meets Kate Bush meets cracked-out 19th Century pastiche. Or: "Colonel, is there a reason you're humping my leg?"
The Human Vacillation 'Verse: Human Vacillation | NC-17 | He had seen something that he was not likely to forget for a long, long time.; Grace | PG-13 | This was something he never thought he'd get to have.
Inhibited: 'Sanctuary' | PG | "This...is...cool," he says. "Also, it kinda tickles."
Idol: NC-17 | AU | "We can't do this here! If we get caught, you'll never work in this town again!" "Why, 'cause I'm fucking a man?" "'Cause you're fucking your agent!"
The Last of the Winnebagoes: PG | They're turning into the Statler and Waldorf of Atlantis, bitching at everybody from a balcony, their own hands tied.
Learning Curve: NC-17 | For Luthien: 'The second time...'
Little Things: Vague Season 2 | NC-17 | In paradise everybody's happy forever.
Looking for Lamour: PG | Suzy_queue asked for a road trip: "Don't be silly," John says. "You're Bob and I'm Bing; now get in the car and let's go find ourselves a Dorothy."
Magic Marker: Vague Season 2 | PG-13 | John's eyes were wide with horror. "You're telling me that I walked around all day with 'Property of Dr. Rodney McKay' written on my ass?"
Mary Lynne's Revenge: R | Rodney contemplates chicken, John is a connoisseur, and vengeance is, unexpectedly, sweet.
Misery to Man: R | MPreg | "It's science's answer to reincarnation," he said. "Well, alien technology's, anyway."
Missionary Position: NC-17 | Um. Kind of what the Season 3 premiere would be like, if it were written by Douglas Adams. And he was on crack.
Mixing Memory and Desire: R | Written for the Badfic Summary Mini-Ficathon, in response to Neery's summary: When an AMNESIC Raawdney is sold to Jon as a slave(!1!), he is TERRIFED of Being RAPED(!) by this MysteriouS, DangerouS, DarK stranger!!!1! Will there be a happy ending for my OTP??? Will John earn Rodeney's trust? Will Rawdeney regain his memories?
A Monologue for Two Voices: Fusion with His Dark Materials, AU | Prequel to Dæmonology, PG | Tardis80 wanted something about Rodney and faith or Rodney and Tyk. This is both.
The No. 1 All-Time Top Frivolous Use of Time Travel: PG | Oh, like you wouldn't.
Office Hours: NC-17 | AU | WIP | Professor John Sheppard had a gift: by the end of the first class, he could always tell exactly who that semester's troublemaker was going to be.
Playing Tag: R | Dog-tag porn
Pleasure Principle: R | 'Conversion' missing scene(s). Three ways it might've gone.
Pony Up: PG | For Godofwine: 'John buys Rodney a pony.'
Revelations: NC-17 | AU | John is a priest, Rodney is sin, and I am so going to hell.
A Rush and a Push and the Land is Ours: NC-17 | AU | Written for the reel_sga challenge. "Rodney had always figured himself for a man born in the wrong era."
Saddle Club: Sequel to Pony Up | PG-13 |Astolat said: "How about TWO ponies?"
The Sensual World: NC-17 | He took the kiss of seedcake back from his mouth.
Sexual Healing: R | "Okay," Rodney said. "So basically, you're trapped in a crappy--oops, that's redundant--a pornographic version of Pay It Forward. No sex is definitely not an option, so what can we do here?"
Silence Implying Sound: For this prompt in the Urban Legend Slash Challenge. "They need to take seven and they might take yours."
Sliding Scale: NC-17 | McKay/Sheppard/OFC | It suddenly struck him: for two guys who were enthusiastically balling each other every night (and after lunch, when convenient) they certainly spent a lot of time talking about women.
Something Wicked: McKay/Sheppard, Weir/Zelenka | Through Aurora | PG | Faustian bargains were so passé.
Sons of Adam: PG | They both read until the books betrayed them.
Spectroscopy: PG | A binary star is a stellar system consisting of two stars orbiting around their center of mass. For each star, the other is its companion star.
Sports and Other Metaphors: R | Set after 'Tao of Rodney'. Life throws John curveballs; will he step up to the plate?
Tactics: PG-13 | 'The Tower' tag. "I didn't, you know."
Tannhauser Gate: PG-13 | Atlantis didn't love him any more than Troy loved its wooden horse.
Teeth: Through 'Conversion' | PG | Drabble. Rodney dreams of teeth.
Things to Love: NC-17 | After their respective adventures, John and Rodney meet up again.
Transference: NC-17 | "You're stealing my cool!" John complained.
Truth, and Other Literary Endeavors: Through 'The Tower' | R | Rodney is writing his autobiography. John has some constructive criticism.
The Universe Is Not Enough: Though Coup d'Êtat, humor | Based on Ficklememeer's postcard. "Deadly-calm, deadly-serious: "I'm a spy," Rodney said."
The U.S.S. Indianapolis: Through 'Epiphany' | PG | What's that one, there, on your arm?//Oh, that's a tattoo. I got it removed.
Wealth: NC-17 | McKay/Sheppard, other pairings | Someone's watching them.
We Have Lingered: PG | 'Grace Under Pressure' tag. "We have to go back," he says.
The Wing Trilogy: The Man Who Rose From Earth | PG | Yea, he did fly upon the wings of the wind.; Flux | NC-17 | This is a kind of flying that Rodney can get behind.; The Rise and Fall | PG | This is nothing like what happened to John.
You Must Remember This (Same Old Story Remix): PG-13 | Remix of You Must Remember This by Auburn | "Do you think we've done this before?" he asks.
You're Pretty Good Looking (For A Girl): NC-17 | Rodney crossed his arms under his breasts. "Well, this is stupid. And typical. Both my opportunities for hot gay sex and hot heterosexual sex are ruined!"

Other Pairings

All Roads Lead: PG-13 | McKay/Cadman, incidental Cadman/Beckett and McKay/Sheppard | Five ways Laura Cadman eventually slept with Rodney McKay.
Irony: PG | McKay/Carter | Sam thinks up a more fitting punishment for McKay after '48 Hours.'
Lingua Franca: PG | "Does it bother you that we do not speak the same language?"
Something Wicked: McKay/Sheppard, Weir/Zelenka | Through 'Aurora' | PG | Faustian bargains were so passé.
Wealth: NC-17 | McKay/Sheppard, other pairings | Someone's watching them.

STARGATE: ATLANTIS RPS

And Be One Traveler: Co-written with Amireal | NC-17 | McKay/Sheppard, David/Sheppard, David/McKay.
Joe's Big Fat Gay Wedding: NC-17 | RPF/Joe's Wedding | Joe Flanigan/Rob Fitzgerald | Los Angeles, 1996. A young actor named Joe is about to tie the knot when his old friend Rob blows into town for one last crazy night…