"The 'Crack Ain't Free' tour, sponsored by Schlitz Malt Liquor. 'While you're in between hits, why not have a Schlitz?'
Opening act: Bobbaay Brown" -- Yes Indeed
"Fonsworth Bentley Umbrellas should be the sponsor. 'When it rains, niggas get wet.'" -- Anon
"X the Last Stand sponsored by Valtrex and Methadon." -- Chucha Jonte' DeNuNu
"'Gathering Crust around the Corners'" featuring guest performances by Stevie Wonder, Reh Dogg, Jim Jones and Steven from Real World Denver." -- Shanna4messinwiththasameman
"Name of the tour: 'The Glass Dick Tour' (No Homo)
Sponsors: Arm & Hammer, BET, Hot Pockets
Opening Act: Maia Campbell (Singing "Foolish (The Cooked Coke Remix" by Ashanti, of course)" -- Supreme
"Tour Name: Cupcakin Krispy Kreme Donuts
Tour Sponsor: Krispy Kreme and Gold Bond Medicated Powder" -- Nicole
"Bobby Brown should be the opening act and they should call the tour: Crack and a Smile 2007 World Tour sponsored by Whitney Houston." -- Shaunnie
File this under all kinds of delicious! Jay-Z nipples are like little ant hills of chocolate goodness. Not only does the King of New York wear sandals but he also has a nice rack.
Hova was sighted earlier this week in the south of France taking in a little rest and relaxation with longtime friend TyTy and an unidentified young boy (which I am assuming is Ty's son).
Oh, SWSNBN was there too.
Check out the latest set of pictures of your favorite couple in the whole entire universe at Just Jared. Jay is wearing a shirt that says "Addicted To Joe" on the front. *sigh*
Here's the video for Remy Ma's latest street single "Weatherman," which is off of her new mixtape Shesus Khryst. Say that out loud and wait approximately 10 seconds for a bolt of lightning to strike you down.
Want to know the secret behind Will and Jada's successful marriage? Fucking. One day my advertisers are going to quit my ass for dropping one f-bomb too many.
The actor insists his prowess between the sheets keeps the couple's union strong.
Smith boasts, "Really, really good sex ...I'm really good at it."
And he is convinced age will only make him sexier: "I'm going to be so sexy when I'm older. You have no idea."
A couple of years ago I read on a gossip message board that the Smiths had a crazy sex life. I'm talking about bondage and group orgies. Of course, you have to take things written online with a grain a salt but I've always wondered if the whispers were true.
Break out the Capri Suns! Keyshia Cole has signed on for another season of her BET reality show, "Keyshia Cole: The Way It Is.” The second installment will begin airing this Fall with episodes showing the making of her sophomore album Just Like You, tentatively due on Sept. 18.
Cole and her manager Manny Halley are serving as executive producers for the second season of “The Way It Is,” which will also focus on Cole's mother's, Frankie [1], recent release from prison and feature more of Cole's sister, Neffe. Yes! That girl's drunken antics put Amy Winehouse's scrawny ass to shame.
And if we are lucky maybe Young Jeezy will stop by. It's only a matter of time before a sex tape showcasing their raunchy romps in the bedroom leaks out. Yeaaaaah.
[1] I hope that Keyshia copped her Mama some porcelain veneers after she was released from the clink. I'm just saying.
As the old folks in the country would say, Shar Jackson has reportedly swallowed the pumpkin seed again. According to NY Post gossip columnist Cindy Adams, the mother of five is in the seventh week of her pregnancy.
Wait, it gets better.
The baby is said to be the product of her off-and-on relationship with Kevin Federline. She reportedly told Star magazine that she's hoping this brings them back together as a family. Whatever chick. You see that shit didn't work the first 271 times.
She's a bad girl! Cheri Dennis was arrested over the weekend after having an encounter with the police that resulted in a night in the pokey. She was released from custody after posting $500 bail, the exact same amount as her deal with Bad Boy is worth.
Since details about her arrest are sketchy, we will have to speculate at her expense. What do you think Cheri did to get herself arrested?
Eddie Murphy faced Melanie Brown for the first time since dumping her on live TV when they both appear in court Monday.
Donkey missed the London premiere of his latest film 'Shrek The Third' to attend a court hearing and provide a judge with a DNA sample in order to establish the biological father of Brown's daughter Angel Iris.
Where was Johnny?! I'm sure Eddie could've used a shoulder to lean on.
Slickback Ivanhoe was sighted shopping along Rodeo Drive with some family and friends. He took a few quick seconds out of his day to strike a pose with a few fans. He's such a gentleman.
FYI: You're not fully clean unless you're zestfully clean.
“I’m definitely more talented than most of the guys I know. A lot of guys who just want to have sex will sit with the same woman and try all night. I’m able to look at a woman, have a five-minute conversation with her, and tell if it’s a waste of time or not. I figure things out a lot faster.” -- Tyrese on the powers of his seduction
It has been almost almost seven months since author Terry McMillan appeared on Oprah with her ex-husband Jonathan Plummer and I am still recovering. Terry put the drama in dramatic cunt. Best hour of my life.
She made a rare public appearance last night at the Third Annual Apollo Theather Spring Benefit. Um, Wyclef? You may have to call 911 on this broad.
Star Jones; Ruby Dee; Miri Bin Ari; My Umi Says Marry Video Chicks and the 2 Live Crew
I woke up this morning and thought I was in the inside of Bruce Bruce's belly. It was so dark outside. I thought I had missed the school bus before I realized that I was a grown woman. Damned severe thunderstorm watch.
Starpulse reports that Ray J has accepted an offer to direct and narrate an X-rated sex film.
Ray J has refused to confirm he'll be working with Vivid bosses, but he is serious about taking charge of a proper porn film - even though family members and friends think it's a terrible idea.
He says, "I wrote an adult movie and a concept that I've been trying to shoot... A lot of people don't want me to do it. A lot of people think it's bad, but f**k 'em. There's money over there.
"I got offered a couple million to be the narrator and just guide people through. The stars that I'm going to choose are going to be really nice, really classy, and I'm going to build up to the sex."
What I am gathering from this is that he is trying to pull a "Reading Rainbow" for porn. You know, during the story time segment of the show where the kids would read out loud.
Your Two Cents Required: 10 Year Sentence For Teen Sex Thrown Out
A former high school football star who became a national symbol for the extremes of getting tough on sex offenders was ordered released from prison Monday by a judge who called his mandatory 10-year sentence for consensual teen sex "a grave miscarriage of justice."
At the time of his crime, Wilson would have faced just one year in prison if he had sexual intercourse with the girl. The "Romeo and Juliet" exception in Georgia law also would have allowed him to avoid the sex offender registry.
Lawmakers last year voted to close that loophole. But the state's top court said the new law could not be applied retroactively to Wilson, now 21. (continue)
Mary J. Blige and K-Ci's understudy celebrate her Hamptons cover
Its always refreshing when Willona Woods leaves her alter ego behind in Yonkers and gets on her grown woman. Although I am sure she is packing heat like the oven door. Now Kendu? I don't trust that Curtis Taylor Jr. momofuka. He reminds me of this guy I know from the block who steals license plates for the pump and dump scam. Watch your back girl.
Fantasia made sure there was no shortage of raw emotion at the 2007 Tony Awards on Sunday performing "I'm Here" from The Color Purple. Continue reading to check the video out.
WARNING: The clip contains some explicit language and sexual content so you may want to throw your headphones on and make sure nobody is looking over your shoulders. Your boss already thinks you are a pervert.
"I kinda think it's blasphemous. I mean as black women, I kinda think that it's just wrong. I mean, we're pretty much born with them. That's our thing. White women usually have really big breast, black women, we got a whole lot of ass. And I just think that when we mess with it, I just think that it's just wrong."
"People thought that I was on the Hollywood diet and I started losing a lot of weight. It wasn't consciously, I was just going through personal issues and a lack of appetite. I didn't realize how much weight I was losing...and I was lacking some ass. And I was like, 'ohhhh. That's not good.'" -- Melyssa talks ass implants and losing weight with SOHH
"Variety is spice of life." -- Golden Wok Chinese Buffet commercial. I'm deep, I know.
If I were Mel B. I would hang a "closed for repairs" sign on my vagina and lay low until the paternity drama with Norbit was over but of course I'm not.
Scary Spice had a brush with the law last night while following fellow former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham home, Mel B's limo was pulled over by the police when it was spotted speeding through Beverly Hills. To make matters worse for the driver, he failed to pull over for the police for nearly a mile. Mel B was waiting in the car while the driver was questioned by police until Posh's security car came back and picked her up, along with her new boyfriend Stephen Belafonte.
Eve, Shake-n-go is the name of a popular hair company that manufactures wigs and weaves. Not a lifestyle. That tumbleweed weave has been fried, died (not to be confused with dyed) and later blow dried. Give it up. Tell the truth and shame the Devil, how long have you really had that wig before you tried to remix it?
More flicks from the Puerto Rican Day Parade under the cut.
THE GOOD Teddy Pendergrass is still celebrating life, 25 years after an accident left him unable to walk. He has organized "Teddy 25 - A Celebration of Life Hope and Possibilities. A host of entertainers and celebrities came out on Sunday for the event to benefit the Teddy Pendergrass Alliance, which helps others with spinal cord injuries.
THE BAD Lawyers for actor Wesley Snipes, currently charged with federal tax evasion, have filed a motion to dismiss the case on grounds that he is being selectively targeted because he is black.
In the June 4 motion, Snipes' attorneys claim prosecutors filed additional tax evasion charges against him and not against two other defendants because they are "Caucasian, while Mr. Snipes is African-American," reports the Associated Press.
Negro please.
THE UGLY
Brandy said fuck effort while preparing for Doug and Jackie Christie's DVD release party. C'mon Moesha, don't let The Man see you like this!
I was almost tempted to snatch the wig I was wearing off my head at a red light on Friday afternoon but I didn't want to scare the Angela Lansbury looking broad in the car beside mine. I don't see how people maintain their sanity with 30 inches of yaki hanging down their back in this type of heat. I can't do it! From here on out I'm saying fuck effort.
One of the positive aspects about this scorching weather is that people are running around wearing less than they normally would. YES! Which brings me to the subjects of this entry.
Rich Boy and Jim Jones were among the many music acts who rocked the stage this past weekend in ATL at the Boost Mobile RockCorps Concert. More Baked chicken with sun dried tomatoes for all to feast on. The guy standing behind Dirt Angel is ready to eat. Hand that man a plate.
Use don't abuse (ie. adding me to your site's mailing list). And for the love of God please stop sending mp3 files of your music. I am not Clive Davis and to be frank I probably don't want to hear the shit anyway. You should also know that I take my slow, precious time responding to email. And sometimes I don't respond at all.
Starpulse
A former high school football star who became a national symbol for the extremes of getting tough on sex offenders was ordered released from prison Monday by a judge who called his mandatory 10-year sentence for consensual teen sex "a grave miscarriage of justice."
