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THE TEAM

Destructoid is maintained by a close-knit guild of freelance writers from all over the world. We come together online every day and make happen -- from the United States, Canada, Germany, France, India, and if you count Cheapy D's cameos, Japan. 

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Niero Gonzalez ...... Founder, maker of coffee, creative director, guy in robot helmet
Thomas Lackner ...... Partner, CTO, Elephant man


Editor-in-Pants
Tom Fronczak

News Editor
Nick Chester

Features Editor
Brad Rice

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Aaron Linde

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Better than Puppet
Dan Lingen

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Grim
Hamsa CTZ Aziz
Hushgush
Jim Sterling
Marley
Mike Ferry
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Nex
Niero
Orcist


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Greybush

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The BBPS
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ABOUT DESTRUCTOID IN HAIKU

A community
Of hardcore gaming robots
DESTRUCTOID DOT COM

A BRIEF HISTORY

Destructoid was founded on March 16, 2006 by Niero, a web designer bored on his birthday pursuing something discussed hours prior with friends. The idea was to create a new gaming site, merge it with an existing site network, and use social engineering to get him and a friend into E3 2006, a media only event.  We had two months to write articles and get them syndicated across other gaming media.  It worked!  By May the site had developed a cult following, so we just kept working hard at it until we suddenly grew into a proper serious gaming journalism business.

In short, Destructoid is here to entertain, inform, connect people, give the average gamer a strong voice, and collectively influence the industry -- for the love and bullshit-free longevity of our all time favorite hobby.

 

EDITORIAL POLICY

Accountability is very important to us, so we write from the heart. We've been called an (insert any console) fanboy site, but it couldn't be farther from the truth -- we hate everybody equally. At the end of the day, we're all about good games and don't really care about the industry's bottom line or publishing every minutia of press releases and problems. Dtoid is only about what is great and FUN. The rest was Lowenstein's problem until he quit the ESA, so I guess its up to us now.

 

"ZOMG YOU'RE SOOOOO WRONG ABOUT XYZ!" 

If you find something that is inaccurate in the blog please let us know. If you just disagree, hit the comments or the forums. This site is about discussion and expressing opinions, not rewriting Wikipedia. Live with it -- and that means PR companies too. We may love you, but we can't love all of your clients all the time. Sometimes they're just goofy and deserve to be called on it.

 

WHY IS IT CALLED DESTRUCTOID?

Niero really likes robots, but more than anything the name is fitting -- the first articles ever published on the site were scathing criticisms of the stuffy game industry as we saw it.  We wanted to change things, destroy and rebuild, make the industry take note that we were here to make noise and try things differently. Besides, there's enough companies called SuperGameWorldMag. We're different, and it had to start with a different name. It also sounds awesome. Think about it: DESTRUCTOID!  We're also known as "Dtoid" for short.

 

WHAT IS WITH THE HELMET?

It goes back to our roots. How do two nobodys without a booth and an unheard of blog effectively tell an ocean of gamers preoccupied with next-gen consoles about a video game blog called Destructoid?  Like they say ... you have to suffer for your art, so we showed up at E3 in a 20 pound metal Destructoid mask made out of air conditioner parts. The response was amazing, and the rest is history. Our logo is based on the classic 50's japanese toy "The smoking robot". We're big in Japan, they just don't know it yet.  It is also extremely handy in the clutter of press events, as having a gigantic helmet makes it easy for our fans to find us quickly.


Side Projects & The Destructoid Network

We're also currently looking for writers for the other sites within our network. We play video games all day, but we're also really passionate about movies and gadgets. We're in the process of building and integrating those sites. Right now they are but little blogs, silently gaining momentum, ready to start trouble.

JAPANATOR.COM -- we love Japanese stuff

NEXTLUST.COM --  new technologies; what's next

MIAMINIGHTS.COM --  we live in Miami, so we write about it

MOVIEKICK.COM -- an upcoming movie recommendation site


There are 87 comments about this post:
Gregor's Avatar
S'all about.. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

S'all about...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

S'all about fuuhhhhhn
Ishaan's Avatar
What happened to Ted's comment? It was perfect!
Grim's Avatar
My spidey senses were tingling so I checked this post again and it was actually updated! Very nice. Dtoid is like one big happy family.
namelessted's Avatar
apparently somebody didn't like my addition to the about page
Niero's Avatar
While I appreciate your kind words about my genitalia, I'd like to keep this page PG-13
CTZ's Avatar
....LOL, why are we letting people comment on this?
Niero's Avatar
Because this is a weird community. Notice it's only the hardcore regulars ;)
puppetpallmich's Avatar
woo woo
namelessted's Avatar
Gobble Gobble
puppetpallmich's Avatar
why is niero listed as "who" for the writers
Orcist's Avatar
And why isn't Nex's real name up there like the rest of us?
Kayka's Avatar
gj on this one, I felt kind of pwned by the last "aboutpage" tbh. :B
CTZ's Avatar
touche niero, touche. We need to add the new chick writer on this list btw.
TopherCantler's Avatar
So if you've been around since march, and I started reading in june, I'm not as n00b1sh as I thought I was. Fook, I should have registered earlier.
GodLen's Avatar
I think its time for Japanator to get a mascot... a black destructioid style robot with a katana?
CTZ's Avatar
GodLen: It can be a really cute Japanese chick but with a bunch of tentacles coming out from her back...Or what GodLen's idea is cool too. That ninja style dtoid you used was pretty sweet. And speaking of sweet, change sw33t into Japanese and put it next to Mr. Dtoid.
Fana7ic's Avatar
It always surprises me how young dtoid is.
Ninja Robot would defenitely fit for japanator
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Movie blog eh? I know lots about movies...
Pepillou2's Avatar
Can I be one of the hardcore regulars?

lol it says poopface marty... isn't it poopface morty?
doro's Avatar
So is there a movie blog, or are those just 3 categories to be included in the japan blog?
Grim's Avatar
@ doro

There is a technology blog coming soon and a movie blog sometime in the future. These are completely separate from Japanator.
Snaileb's Avatar
I wish Olivia would let me slip into her ninja slipper.. even if it's a size 20. Pottymouth. I mean I love you. Dammit!
Chris Taran's Avatar
How dare I not have commented on this page yet!

Niero's Avatar
I love that we have comments on our about page. We're so silly
Gregor's Avatar
Sillyness is paramount
Kayka's Avatar
haha, you made my day niero :')
GreyBush's Avatar
Silly as a gaggle of gay geese!
Maxpower's Avatar
Dont you hate pants?
Creamsnake's Avatar
Nope, just yours. Wait never mind... those are jams.
Super Charged's Avatar
I feel like I've stumbled onto the secret of the intarwebs.
HuskyHog's Avatar
I didn't even get into thte special thanks

mother fuckers
Axle's Avatar
I IS HARDCORE
puppetpallmich's Avatar
Husky Hog you are in the special thanks
"And everyone's cool (or just
tolerant) non-gamer wives &
girlfriends. We heart you!"
madcow221's Avatar
I just wanted to be an official part of the super secret About page comment community.
namelessted's Avatar
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!
Los Milty's Avatar
a sphincter says WHATTTTT????????
Los Milty's Avatar
wow judging from where the LLC is destructoid must be doing pretty good for themselves :P
scrap's Avatar
Hmm, this About Page needs more n00dz.
Serpentish's Avatar
FIRST!! wait....
...
...
... DAMN!
Niero's Avatar
Just making the rounds; thanks for joining the super secret Destructoid about page society!
HuskyHog's Avatar
Niro when am I cool enough to make the about us page!

or a beta blog ;)
CTZ's Avatar
Husky: When you can spell Nieros name correctly we'll let you in.
TopherCantler's Avatar
God damn, I fail again?
*sob*
TopherCantler's Avatar
Oh man, not even the thanks list? You guys are mean.
tehuberone's Avatar
Ooo look I'm on the list.
brad drac's Avatar
..Also cocks?


Bah, the last time I checked this page was before this new fangled "registered" commenting system. Back in my day, all you needed to comment was a one key, a zero key, and a scuzzy interface...
Dyson's Avatar
Yay! You finally dropped the "Brigsby" from name. Huzzah!
deanhatescoffee's Avatar
I have nothing to say. I just wanted to be one of the l33t haxx0rz to comment on the About page. Hellz yes.
Niero's Avatar
your contribution is noted and appreciated
Gregor's Avatar
Appreciated?

HAHAHAHAHA.

I think you mean logged and that you are now being tracked.
ttaylor's Avatar
Never knew this existed.. Pretty interesting that you guys only began it to get into E3.. Wish I had the balls for that!
momiji58's Avatar
Since I started frequenting Destructoid around December last year, what was the very first article you posted?
tehuberone's Avatar
momiji go the thewaybackmachine google it

I think this might be around there or pretty close.

http://web.archive.org/web/20060331023355/http://www.destructoid.com/
branflakesinmilk's Avatar
Hi Niero. Let's play Radiant Silvergun sometime.
pandlcg's Avatar
Nice to finally read this page...i've been visiting the site and never wondered how it started.
Orcist's Avatar
Holy shit uberone, that shit is nostalgic. That's almost a year ago. Takes me baaaack.
Hipple's Avatar
The robot mask weighs 20 pounds? Has the mask been upgraded to be more neck-friendly, now that Destructoid is, like, super famous?
Geoff's Avatar
Posting in an epic thread~
Justice's Avatar
Oh so Lackner was Kuri. Makes sense. Why did he stop posting though, to work on Elephant?
HuskyHog's Avatar
Oh my god i'm so happy
Gameboi's Avatar
Wow. I knew this place was fairly new, but I almost forgot just how new it was. Glad to see that I didn't miss the board completely.

What attracts users to Destructoid? Why it's obviously all the bright colors!
atheistium's Avatar
EPICNESS!
cocks + internet bitches!
pizzaface's Avatar
I think I forgot to brush my teeth today
Yayoo's Avatar
Destructoid FTW.

That is all.
tazarthayoot's Avatar
HAY I CAN POST 2 LAWL
Niero's Avatar
woot!
Granite Gamer's Avatar
leet uberness
zaqu's Avatar
jus seein what the about page is all about
Ron
Internets
TopherCantler's Avatar
Cheez-its.
Justice's Avatar
Cheese Tits
Ron
Cheezy potatoes
Axle's Avatar
Sorry to say this Niero, but 'About' is the only pure place left on Destructoid. By believing it's own hype it has become the very thing that it set out to alter: a website that thinks it is above the medium (videogames) it reports on.

That is the price of fame. I'm not an elitist, but I much preferred Destructoid when it was a niche on the Internet for those who knew the state of play in videogames, rather than a forum for the cynical uniformism that is the lexicon of the Internet.

Destructoid RIP.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Destructoid is dead? Damn, that sucks. How come nobody told me?
Corncobtacular's Avatar
Thanks for the community blogs, they kick ass....even with the bugs.
Niero's Avatar
Axle -- we just launched community blogs and are making our reader's voices a bigger part of the site. Trying to create a fair, objective, and balanced video game discussion community is hard but I think we are making strides in the right direction despite the inevitable growing pains
Morrius's Avatar
Destructoid, dead? Get back to your 1up special report on suckmongering :)

Destructoid was and is the only place which calls it as it really is. So what if the overall tone is one of bitter cynicism? This is the internet. That's what it is! Better to tackle the industry with a firm sense of humour, or humor for my American compadres, than to rehash zeitgeist-grinding press releases in an attempt to appear excited about the latest shitty game no-one wants to play.
BuckF1tches's Avatar
Destructoid is home. I used to bounce around from site to site, commenting here and there, but never really getting into a groove. Most of my comments came from Digg. I still bounce around a lot, but always come back to Dtoid to lay my two cents down. Be yourself. It's privately owned, so the writers can tell it the way it is. The peeps are all really cool.

Was that to corny?

This place rocks. Don't believe me? Just sign up (if you haven't already). Go into the forums and introduce yourself (and do it right - People will respond). And don't suck.
atheistium's Avatar
dtoid blogs = win :D
Cheeburga's Avatar
Did I miss the party?
<3
Axle's Avatar
Thanks for the feedback Niero, I guess I was having a bad day and decided to take it out on a friendly target.

Morrius - I don't know what suckmongering is, but I don't read 1UP and probably have a better idea about the industry than you realise. Using neologisms and emoticons does not make you part of the internet 'community' it merely shows the lack of thought that has been placed into your opinions.
SPARTAN-117's Avatar
I had to construct more pylons before I could comment this about page. It is a shame, really. I tried to do a barrel roll that would inflict massive damage (over 9,000) but someone stopped me by screaming "well, excuuuuuuuse me". Then I got Shoop Da Whoop'd by a series of tubes. <---- Wewt for internet fads and D-toid. Now to lurk some more....
Snaileb's Avatar
Kind of like warm apple pie.
HuskyHog's Avatar
HAHAHAHA

I have my own section

<3 it Niero!
AgentMOO's Avatar
Boo, that's not so many hits. It's only like 300,000x as many as my site gets.



Destructoid FTW!
Morrius's Avatar
Axle: Morrius - I don't know what suckmongering is, but I don't read 1UP and probably have a better idea about the industry than you realise. Using neologisms and emoticons does not make you part of the internet 'community' it merely shows the lack of thought that has been placed into your opinions.

It refers to the mongering of suck, but I'm glad to hear you avoid such filth. As for my opinion, it didn't really require much thought, being as it was only a single sentence aimed at someone I don't know and clearly meant in jest, as the wanky little smily face would indicate. I'd say it was almost as throwaway and unfounded as the idea of destructoid being 'dead'. No need to get twisted toward me or the site itself. Go in peace dude, I have no beef.

(and suckmongering isn't a neologism, it's two hits away from being a googlewhack!)

On another note, the newer features and evolving layout continue to get better with time, and I'm constantly impressed with every addition to the site, whether it's a feature, editor or whatever. Keep up the good work everyone!
Niero's Avatar
<3

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