Summoned to the Diary Room, new boys Jonathan, Brian, Billi and Liam have been told by Big Brother they must complete a specific task -- form a 'House band' and sing a song.
And the name of the band? The Big Brother Village People.
In the words of a certain bearded antipodean artist; 'Can you tell what it is yet?'
That's right -- the four lads are to perform 1978 dance-floor filler Y.M.C.A.
Practising in the garden, the boys donned plastic raincoats to keep out the elements while they synchronised their moves. A sight to behold...
They were told they had just an hour to perfect their routine - but after 60 minutes they weren't exactly looking like they'd come from Michael Flatley's school of dancing.
After an extra half hour, it was time to dress up and strut their funky stuff (sho'nuff!) for the other housemates: Billi as the Sailor, Brian as the Biker, Jonathan as the Native American and Liam as the Cop.
With a luxury food budget at stake, can the boys find the 'Macho Man' in themselves..?