UPDIT: MOS ES SAVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will, I ded nat updit may 1 web sit allat 4 allang tam. And I no yew wer sad beccas yew miss me Mos su mush becass I amm su gud 4 hilping athir dags and 4 tilling yew why 2 hat that 1 harbil pressidint Gorj Bus. Butt I hef bin viry bissy trayeeng 2 figgur ot wes 2 git mor an mor peepil fud. YES, thiy didd gif mi 1 gud CENTINNUS DAG FIDDIR, yis thatt is viry nis bet PIPIL FUD ES WIY BETTIR. Didd yew no thatt thiy fid stayk 2 thimsilfs bet thin thiy thru et en thi tresh! Nan 4 mi Mous!

Itt hass bin allat ef werk and I haf bin en allat ef trebbels all thi tam 4 thatt hard werk 2 git fud awwiy frem thi bebe. Thes bebe es mush bettir than thatt firs gud bebe becass evin thu he scrims at me allat and dun’t lak 2 pitt me, thar is 1 theng thatt nuw bebe dus and thatt is EET. He eets all diy lang. An lecky 4 mi Mous, he es harbil att gitting thatt fud en hiss mauth. Hi draps et everwar an I leck et an itt es su gud. Tifne yils att mi allat an thatt bebe yils 2 bet am tellin yew ef yew culd test wat that bebe gits 4 breffas yew wuld jemp ap an leck itt 2!! An thiy wuld yil att YEW an yew wul nat cer becass wo! Thatt es gud fud.

Bett my laf haf nat bin perfic. Nat lanng aggu, Tifne an Kivin starttit 2 git allat ef baxxis and put thens en thus baxxis. Thin I har semwin sey thatt we R muvvin bak 2 Gorja.

Naw yew mat remimbir, I hattit Gorja. Gorja es 2 CULD 4 DAGS 2 LIF!! Mebbe peffy skirry dags culd lif thar, or dags whu haf nas fansee shus 4 thir fit bet NAT pur dags wit nu her orr bodee fatt lak mi.

I wel nivir gu bak thar. I hed 2 du semtheen an I hed 2 ect fas, or may lif wul bi uvvir.

I cantected may gud frin, Tuddy Jo. Shi is the nassist pirsin, shi sint me emmels and trits en thi mel. We stertit 2 figger out the PIRFICT PLEN. An wi didd it! Shi is gun 2 cam and riscu me 4evir nes wik. Shi is gun 2 tik mi hum 2 hir haws en Iddaho war shi wil pit me and lett mi eet stayk and trits an lett mi slip an thi furnisher an mebbe evin pup en thi hos. Shi will nivir yill at mi ef I eet her garbij, she wel jus sey “Think yew Mous 4 eeten thatt garbij 2 mik ett gu awwiy!” Thin shi wel hugg me and nivir gif mi a harbil bath or cutt may nells or tik me 2 thatt skirry vit.

An I hef nevir bin 2 Idahho bet thar es nu wey itt culd be anni culder wethir than thiy haf en Gorja. IT ES THI PIRFIC PLANN!!!!

I wel tray 2 updit yew aftir I git 2 Idahho an yew wel bi su jilis! My lif wel be 2 perfic!

lov,

Mous

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Updit!!!!!!!!!! Laf es butifil!

“War R yew Mos?”

“Didd thiy kell yew Mous? R yew did?”

“War yew bin war yew bin? Wi R su warry abbot yew Mos”

Ukih. Thes es natt issy 4 mi 2 rat, and I hef bin 2 imbirris 2 pust abbot itt but yew nas pipil dun’t stap sinding mi thus nis emmels andd su thin I fil badd. Feelin embirris? Or filin gilty? Whish is wers?

Wel that tam I fil en2 thatt 1 harbil culd lek - thatt wes emberrsin.

Thatt tam I eet 1 hol beeg cek-cukie by mysif - thatt wes filin gilty.

Wayt. No… thatt wes ASSUM. I GAT 2 EET THI HOL THEENG BY MYSILF. Thin I gat upp an thir bid an wint 2 slip and drimmed abbot eeting thatt hol cukie agin.

Su, filin emberrsed es allat wers than filin gilty. Su thas way I heven’t pusted may 1 updit abbot war I bin. Hir gus.

A ceppil ef mens aggu I startid 2 hef allat mor sishirs. Thiy wer harrbil. Thiy startid 2 gif mi mor medsin an thatt hilped 4 1 leetil wil. Bet thi medisin med mi vary henree all tam. VIRY HUNREE. I was su starfeeng. I wallkid arrund luking and bigging 4 fud all dey.

Thin I startid heffeeng sishirs aggin.

Tifne and Kivin dint no watt 2 du. 1 dey win I hadd 1 harbil sishir Tifne sed mebbe thiy shul git mi puttid 2 slip. Thin shi startit crayeeng becass shi wes su jilis! She dunt git 2 slip allat. Kivin sed “No I haf 1 bittir idee” an hi wint 2 bay mi semtheen gud.

Thatt semtheeng CHINJED MY LIF.

Et was 1 gud wunnerfil CUNTINNUS DAG FIDIR.

Ukih, es ril 4 catts. But stel! Es centeenuss!! Thatt mins thatt 4 thi firs tam en may lif THIY R FIDIN MEE ALL THI FUD I WENT 2 EET.

Ass yew cen immagin, this chinj may lif. Insted ef werreen abbot fud, I just et fud. Instid ef pustin 2 1 innernit abbot haw harbil may lif is, I ET FUD.

I stel fitt threw thatt 1 Chubby Cat dag dur. An am stel haffeen sem seeshirs, butt nat as miny becas am nat su frik out all tam abbout bin su starfeeng.

Su I stapped pusting an 1 web sit becas I wes embarris. And I wes bissy eeteeng.

Bet I stel gett allat ef emmels and I relassed semthenn: THAR R STEL ALLAT EF SAD DAGS OT THAR WITH HARBIL LIFS.

May nu laf’s mishin es clir: I wel nat rist until evry dag en this werl has 1 centinnus dag fidir. Wash 4 beeg nus an this frent. Tel thin, plis gu 2 targit and bay yor dag 1 tudih. Rat naw. An plis sind mi yor queshins 4 may advis abbot yor dag. I wel ansir thim all. May nu laf es su wennerfil, I went 2 shir thi juy wit evri1.

Seerly yors,
Your frin Mouss.

WAR I BIN

WOOoooooooo!!! Sarr thes intree mat bi har 2 rid becas DUD I AMM SU MISSD EP RAT NAW. Ett ess asum. Thiyi pettit mi an mor finnobarb 2 tray andd stap mi frem frikin outt heveen seeshirs allat. Su 4 thi lass 2 munthss I hef bin TUTILLY DRENK and yew no watt? Bin DRENK ESS VIRR FEN! Am stel haffing thus harbil seeshirs bet I DUNT RILLY CER! WOOOOOO!

I hef bin en trebbil allat becass win I em drenk lak thiss I thenk ett es viry fenny 2 jist GU 4 IT! An stil garbij. Thin Tifne gits al mad an yills at mi an HAhahahaaaaa shi luks su fenne. Shi yils NU MOS WAY R YEW GITTING THATT 1 GARBIJ?! An I jest sey hahaaaaahahaaaaaaa becas yew no wat? Fenobarrbb rulls.

1 PULETEKIL MISSIJ

Yis, I amm hir. I gat en trebbils thri tams thes wik 4 steeleeng pissa crest orr brid orr cukees frem thatt 1 gud bebe. A lat ef tams hi RANGLEY ACCUSSIS mi abbot stilin fud win al I did wass LUK att thatt fud and thenk abbot itt. I alsu gatt 1 bath thatt wes skirry 4 mi. An yissirdiy thiy tremmed may nels aggin. SHET UP INNIRNIT. I dun’t cir wat yew sey, et ess harbil ever tam. I hadd 2 badd seeshirs thes wik becass I wes su friked ott.

Bet may prablims R smal en thi gran skeem ef thens. I wennit 2 pust 2 shu yew thes 1 impirtin pulitikil peeshir thatt wel STUNN YEW. 1 wunnerfil nas pirsin nim Jinifir sint mi thatt peeshir becass shi nos I cir allat abbot pulitics. I alsu cir allat abbot regulir tics, bet thiy R unly a beeg prablim en thi summir tam. Unlak PULItics thatt I werre abbot all yir lang. Thess es 1 peeshir ef pipil en Pakistin whu - evin thu thiy dun’t no haw 2 spil thi nem ef thatt 1 Prisidint Jorj Bus - sey thatt hi es 1 TERRIOR.

Inneristing! Hi hats terriors, andd yit HI HEMSILF IS 1 terrior. Jist lak haw 1 badd men nim HITLIR hettid pipil weth derk her evin thu HI HIMSILF hadd derk her! Su en 1 wey, Jorge Bus is essectly lak Hitlir!!

Yew hird it firs an 1 Sev Moss web sit.

1 happy theng I gat!

Sarre abbut tekkin 1 leetil brek frem epditting thatt 1 wib sit. Tifne andd Kivin haf bin seck allat an win Tifne es seck yew no watt shi des? Nutheeng! Essipt HAG THI CEMPUTTIR. Shi haf bin leyeeng dun an thatt 1 coush 4 deys, jist serfeeng 1 innernit andd wineeng abbot uhhh nooouuu I fil su harbil. I dun’t fil sarr 4 hir 1 leetil bit.

1 cul theng abbot thim been seck es thatt thiy stapped clineeng thatt 1 gud haws thatt we lif en. Fud wass EVERWAR. I et all thus delisshis crems thatt 1 bebe drap en thi flur. Yay 4 thim 2 bi seck!!

Bet thar wes semthin en thatt garbij thatt smilled su suuuu gud. I wannit itt suuu mush. I kipt tran 2 snik unir 2 thatt garbij 2 git itt wal Tifne wass been seck. Shi kipt hireeng mi an sayeeng “MOS. NO BADD DAG.” an I wuld ren ril fas en2 thatt leveeng rum su shi wuld thenk I wass ennusint yew no.

I trad aggin. NO MOS LIV ITT ALUN!

Fanlee wal shi wass tekin 1 nap I rann en andd grabbed thatt theng I wannit su mush. Wass et stayk? Wass et cheeken? Wass et bebe fud or bred? Nu! Et wes Tifne’s uld LIPP GLASS. I grabbed thatt lipp glass andd ren ottsad su fass thru may 1 Chubby Kat dag dur! Naw et es ottsad andd I kin putt thatt lip glass an may lipps anni tam I wannit 2. I luk su priddy and gay wit may strabirry lepp glass all uvir may moth. R yew jilis? I no yew R su hahahaa.

YE R AL JIST JILIS

Evribaddy kips rattin 2 sey “Mos Mos git Tifne andd Kivin 2 cet yor nels Mous!”

2 thus pipil I haf 2 sey plis shet up. Kivin cet thim a menth aggu, andd ef I cen hilp et thatt wel bi thi lasst tam 4 1 viry lang tam! Gitting yor nels cet es 1 viry dinjiris affil theng 4 1 dag. 1 tam I hadd 1 viry skirry espeeriens wit may nels gitteeng cet. Blad wass ever war. I almus dad thatt dey. Naw I no thatt Kivin sicritly wans 2 cet may fut aff su I can’t ren fasst annimor.

Su I kip hadeeng thus nel cleppirs bet Kivin kips fandeeng thim. Hi tras 2 huld mi dawn andd I tray 2 git awwiy andd I runn lik 1 fasst griyhond dag bet hi trecks mi bay huldeeng chis or trits thin cashis mi andd hulds mi dawn 2 cut thus nels. BET I DUN’T WANTT THIM 2 BI CET.

I thenk thiy luk su priddy wit may lang priddy tues. Andd I thank thatt al yew pipil woo wantit mi 2 git thim cet R JILIS andd thatt es viry sadd 2 bi jilis af 1 leetil dag, spishly att Cresmis tam. Shem an yew.

I fitsed thatt 1 lenk!

I dun’t no way ett was brukkin bet I fanile fitsed thatt 1 harbil brukin lenk 4 thus SKIRRY THANGS 4 DAGS. Sarre abbot thatt. Thar R stel allat ef brukin lenks andd wird thangs I dun’t no haw 2 fits an thes 1 nu web sit.

I AM NAT 1 CATT

Du I luk lak 1 stuped eglee catt 2 yew? Or 1 pridde nas butifil leetil dag thatt luks lak 1 leetil dir? Cets R harbil creshirs and YIT Tifne and Kivin insest an hummelatteng thir dag bay gifeeng mi thengs 4 catts all thi tam.

Luk 4 yorsif.

Hir I amm outsad war et es viry culd 4 mi 2 pup lak 1 gud boy dag. Bet ef I wannt 2 cem ensad frem thi culd withir I haf 2 wak thru 1 dur lebelled CHUBBY KAT.

Annd hir es 1 peeshir ef thatt harbil ottomatec catt fidir that dun’t pap upin. UPIN UPIN UPIN!! I paww att et allat 2 mik thi numbirs git beggir su mebbe et wel gif mi a biggir ammont ef fud. Bet itt dus nat werk, al thatt heppens es I git viry hungre andd sad wetteeng 4 thatt fidir 2 UPIN.

An hir I amm trayeeng 2 fet en may nu bid. Tifne thru awwiy may 1 spishil blinkitt becas shi sed et stenks. Shi is ril min lak I tuld yew 1 prignit 2 mi all thi tam. Thin Kivin bat mi thatt 1 bid andd su naw ef I wentit 2 layy dun I haf 2 stup 2 thi livil ef 1 catt. Mesribil.

I hup yew R al ott bayeeng allat ef prisints 4 yor gud daggs. Andd nutheng 4 yor catts.

1 Beeg secrit! DUN’T TIL.

Thes wikin I hadd 1 harbil seeshir. Am jist lak thatt “Seeshire Catt” frem Alis en Wennerlan, essipt I dun’t smil all thi tam lak thatt 1 catt. I hef epeelepsi and Tifne and Kivin thenk thatt es su helarrus. Bet ett es NAT FENNY. I amm skeered ef thatt 1 harbil skirry leetil ferry dag nist dur, an Tifne lafs att mi abbot been skirred. Semtams thatt dag berks ref! Ref! An I git skeered an I fal dun an haf 1 seeshir. WAT ES SU FENNEE ABBOT THATT? Nuthing. Nuthing es fennee abbot bin 1 skirred sadd leetil griyhon thatt shikes an hads frim vishis ferry berkeeng dags. Or skirry livs or skirry peepil or skirry kittins or thatt 1 skirry dag thatt lifs en thi uvin!

Evry tam I haf 1 seeshir I barf en Tifne’s lap. An evri tam shi ses UH NU THATT ES SU GRUS! Hahaha shi thenks I can’t hilp berfeeng becass I’m haffing 1 seeshir bet I cen tutillih hilp et. I jist thank ett es su fenny 2 berf an Tifne’s pents andd mik hir grussed awt andd upsit. Thatt es 1 beeg secrit 4 mi 2 til yew, and naw yew no haw sniky daggs cin be ef yew mik thim ril madd by laffeeng 2 mush at thir sadd mesfurtin. Su dun’t laf att yor dags or mebbe thiy wel berf an yew!

UPDIT! Wat em I dun rang?

Su thiy bat mi thatt 1 ottomatic cat fidir. Kivin sed thiy bat it becass naw I cen big thatt fidir instid ef biggin Tifne bet I no thiy ril bat et becass thiy R 2 LEZZEE 2 fid thir dag! And thiy wan mi 2 starf an git suuuu suu skenny. Tifnne has a fiding disurdir yew no, war shi allwis kip putteeng mi an 1 harbil dayat. Ett es viry sadd 4 mi.

Su Kivin putts thatt fud en thatt fidir. Thin hi clussis thi tap and hi terns thi nobb an ses “Thar I sit itt su thatt wel pap upin en abbot tin minnis.”

I wat ass lang as I cin, an thin I stert pawweng att it and bigging it. Upin! Upin! Upin! UPIN!!!! I paw at thatt nobb 2 mik itt tern. UPIN UPIN UPIN UPIN.

Bet itt das nat upin. Thiy yil att mi 2 stap pawweeng at et becas thiy wantit mi 2 starf. UPIN!!!! I paw at thatt nobb 2 mik itt tern aggin and I tray 2 upin itt. Kivin ses hi sets itt 2 uppin en tin minnis bet hi es layeeng. Semtams et dessint upin 4 minny mor ours and that mins I spind al dey beeng su hungree and sad an starfing. Haw du I mik that fud theng upin?? I tred beggen Tifne 2 upin itt bet shi nivir des. I dun’t thenk shi nos haw 2 werk ett becass shi es 2 dum.