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Stick around kiddies, because we've got a live unboxing of the iPhone here coming up in about 20 minutes, right at 6:15 PM Eastern. This is super, super beta stuff, so it may be kinda glitchy, but we've got our best trained monkeys on the job.

Live unboxing, here, on Gizmodo. iPhone. Be here.

An advertising agent out of Brazil is the master craftsman behind these awesome miniature motorcycles. Assembled from watch parts and bits of other accessories such as eyeglasses, these motorcycles challenge the ideas of identity and representation, while putting us in the mood to BS about philosophy instead of just calling them "neat". These motocycles aren't for sale—which is all the better since my wife is convinced that despite their small stature, I'd manage to both ride one and be flattened by a car.

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The moment of truth approaches on the East Coast and shadows lengthen all across America as the lines forming to get an iPhone lengthen at the same time. We've seen lazy-ass rentacops on Segways telling people they can't sit, a Santa Monica newsbabe caked with makeup, and even the Phillie mayor getting in on the line-waiting action. WTF is going to happen next? Send an iPhone line photo (one per person, please) to Giz to this email address: iphoneline@gizmodo.com. Then return here to see the gallery grow.

Don't miss Gridskipper's location-based iPhone line picmap

A group of Steve Jobs' just walked down the line and tried to get into the store to "check on their iPhones." Apparently the Steves didn't let security know about their visit ahead of time, as they were cruelly denied access at the door. Don't they know who runs this company?! Stay tuned for video, coming very soon.

A lot of you are obviously interested in the iPhone, but are you interested, or interested. Are you just satisfying your voyeuristic urges now, peeping at the weirdos in line, while you silently hold out for revision 2 or 3? Let us know. Your opinion matters to us. This call may be recorded for quality assurance purposes.

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Allegedly, this is the dude who tried to snag the mic/iPhone out of a reporter's hand live on Fox News. Looks like the cops got their man up here at the Midtown Apple store. When will you people learn: stupid publicity stunts don't pay. Also, don't return to the scene of the crime, you dumbass.