7. Bowser From Super Mario Brothers

I have no respect for ANY flying, talking dinosaurs that are out to steal my girlfriend, and Bowser is no exception. In his first incarnation, our buddy Bowser had this habit of building a huge castle and throwing fireballs at you. Later on, he had children and gave them all airships... but he still hid in a castle full of lava. What a wuss.

6. Liquid Snake From Metal Gear Solid

Oh, I wish, I wish, I WISH I had played Metal Gear Solid. That way, I could write a meaningful comment for this item. The ironic thing is that the game is like 8 feet to my right. Flame away.

5. Hans From Wolfenstein 3D

Also the product of genetic engineering, Hans carries two huge chainguns and uses them to fill our pal B.J. with as much lead as he possibly can. What a weenie, eh?