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July 20 at 5:59PM

Candidate Casting Couch: Harry Potter

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Finally! This weekend, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is available for all the world to read. But once you run your grubby little muggle eyes across the 17,000 pages of the book in one 12-hour reading marathon, then what?

Well, if you really need your Harry Potter fix, you can flip on the news, mute the sound, and pretend the candidates are your favorite Rowling characters. After quaffing several flagons of polyjuice potion, here's what we divined...


Al Gore = Hermione Granger
Loveable know-it-all; has grown noticeably "shapelier" over the years


John Edwards = Ron Weasley
Good sidekick, but can he win the quidditch tournament on his own?


Rudy Giuliani = Draco Malfoy
Has a hard time keeping his wand in its sheath


Mitt Romney = Severus Snape
Good or evil, no one knows -- either way, could really use some sun


H.R. Clinton = J.K. Rowling
Zillionaire book author


Ralph Nader = Lord Voldemort
Just when you thought you'd seen the last of him...


And now for the final mystery: Who do you think is Harry Potter?


TAGS: Candidate Casting Couch, Harry Potter, Al Gore, John Edwards, Rudy Giuliani, Hillary Clinton, Mitt Romney, Ralph Nader
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Clearly former Georgia Rep. Cynthia McKinney is Harry Potter.
by seandonahue July 21 at 2:19AM
 
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POSTED BY DOCSAICO ON JULY 20
"Mike Gravel = LAME KEG, IRV
Mike Huckabee = MAKE CUBE HIKE
Bill Richardson = BIRDS ON CAR HILL"
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