July 20 at 5:59PM
Candidate Casting Couch: Harry Potter
POSTED BY: TheInDecider
Finally! This weekend, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is available for all the world to read. But once you run your grubby little muggle eyes across the 17,000 pages of the book in one 12-hour reading marathon, then what?
Well, if you really need your Harry Potter fix, you can flip on the news, mute the sound, and pretend the candidates are your favorite Rowling characters. After quaffing several flagons of polyjuice potion, here's what we divined...
And now for the final mystery: Who do you think is Harry Potter?
Clearly former Georgia Rep. Cynthia McKinney is Harry Potter.
by seandonahue July 21 at 2:19AM
Purple Comment Majesty
POSTED BY DOCSAICO ON JULY 20
"Mike Gravel = LAME KEG, IRV
Mike Huckabee = MAKE CUBE HIKE
Bill Richardson = BIRDS ON CAR HILL"
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