Konnichiwa, minnasan! If you've watched enough anime or spent some time surfing the fanweb, you probably already know what that means, and you've likely picked up quite a few other words, too. That's a good start, if you've got it, but we're going to go a bit farther here--these are some real lessons if you really want to speak some Japanese.
Since this isn't just a simple phrasebook, it's going to take more than just skimming over these lessons to get anything out of them--the examples may be silly, but the learnin' is real. You're going to have to read carefully, talk to yourself (make sure you're alone--people probably think you're weird enough already), and actually spend time thinking.
Just like homework, only with any luck you'll enjoy this more.
A few warnings, so you're good and scared before you start:
Are you quaking in abject terror, shaken to the very core of your being? Ok, so it's not that bad. But if you've ever picked up a real textbook you'll know I'm not kidding when I say they always start with "This is a pen." Why is a mystery.
Here's an index of what's available so far; Lesson 1 is mainly if you want to try speaking the language, so if you'd rather just start with grammar, you can skip to Lesson 2. Also note that we're in the process of adding audio clips to the lessons to help you with the sounds (or at least amuse you); these require that you have QuickTime 7 installed if you don't already. If you prefer the mute versions, there are links below.
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