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Laurie Kilmartin
"No Friend Request Goes Unapproved... Guaranteed!"

Female
41 years old
New York City, NEW YORK
United States


Last Login: 7/24/2006
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  http://www.myspace.com/lauriekilmartin  

    Laurie Kilmartin's Interests
TelevisionI wrote for Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn for two years. Some of my sketches can be seen on the video page of my website.

Tough Crowd Act 3s
Groups: In The Spirit of Bill: A Tribute to Bill HicksNYC Underground Comedy Fest

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     Laurie Kilmartin's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Walnut Creek, California
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:Some college
Occupation:Comedian

   Laurie Kilmartin's Schools
University Of California-Los Angeles
Los Angeles,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: In Progress
Major: English
Clubs: Swim Team
 

1983 to 1984
Carondelet High School
Concord,California
Graduated: 1983
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1979 to 1983


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About me:
http://www.kilmartin.com

My StandUp Reel
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Who I'd like to meet:
Cesar Millan, Dog Whisperer!

   Laurie Kilmartin's Calendar ( View All )
Jul 28 2006 8:00P
Funny Bone @ Pittsburgh
Jul 29 2006 8:00P
Funny Bone @ Pittsburgh
Jul 30 2006 8:00P
Funny Bone @ Pittsburgh
Aug 4 2006 8:00P
Villa East @ Lancaster
Aug 5 2006 8:00P
Villa East @ Lancaster
Aug 6 2006 8:00P
Villa East @ Lancaster
Aug 16 2006 8:00P
One Liners Comedy Club @ Greenwood
Aug 17 2006 8:00P
One Liners Comedy Club @ Greenwood
Aug 18 2006 8:00P
One Liners Comedy Club @ Greenwood
Aug 19 2006 8:00P
One Liners Comedy Club @ Greenwood

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Paul Lynde Fan!!!




7/25/2006 6:42 PM




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Phil Porter




7/20/2006 9:46 AM

Your 100% approval policy makes me feel both comfortable and sleazy. Thank you so much for both.
Luchia




7/16/2006 11:24 PM

Awe when was your b-day??? Well whenever it was, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


I hope everything is ok with the little one.
Jamal




7/15/2006 8:41 PM

Happy Birthday Laurie!!!!!
Tommy Munoz




7/11/2006 11:59 PM

"Tell Chris and Laurie I said hello the next time you talk to them." Tom Ryan in a message to Tommy Munoz
Dean




7/9/2006 10:32 PM

Saw you on Best Week Ever Laurie...you looked great! Hope to see you in person again one of these days...Dean
Brett Gilbert myspace predator




7/8/2006 2:15 PM

big fan of ur comedy since my sf days
Jamal




7/7/2006 6:40 PM

YOU ROCKED LASTNIGHT, LAURIE. YOU'RE MY SHERO.

Free Myspace Comments
Luchia




7/2/2006 9:49 PM

With the 4th of July just around the corner, I wanted to stop by and wish you a very Happy Totalitarian Government Day!
Mixse7en (The Mixologist)




6/27/2006 10:41 PM

myspace code

Jamal




6/26/2006 11:01 PM

myspace code
Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com

R.W.




6/22/2006 4:24 AM

I think I'm having the best week ever !!!!!

R.W.
Quackers




6/1/2006 12:28 PM

thanks for the add on.
FleaMan = Matt Massacreâ„¢




5/30/2006 10:10 PM

when you coming back to NYC?
DH ... The Designated Hitter




5/30/2006 7:02 PM

THANKS LAURIE!!!
Pete Kuempel




5/29/2006 11:05 PM

Hi Laurie,
Thanks for the add, I caught your Friday shows and thought you were great. I enjoyed our discussion about Micheal Madsen cutting off the whales ear in free willy. anyway, great shows and nice meeting you.
Tara Young




5/29/2006 8:54 AM

Hey Laurie,

It was awesome meeting and working with you. Sorry Philly sucks, I heard the weekend was a lot better. Wish I could have hung around.
Tara
Patrick




5/28/2006 11:29 PM

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Luchia




5/27/2006 1:03 AM

You looked radiant when I ran into you at The Comic Strip and you look radiant in this pic below me.

Pregnancy looks good on you!
Pat House




5/26/2006 9:30 PM

Hey Laurie, thanks for two awesome shows tonight. Your abortion jokes rock, and I had a blast just hanging out and talking comedy.

I hope you enjoyed Philly. Hopefully I'll be seeing you in NYC soon. Take care.

-Pat

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Paul Lynde Fan!!!




5/26/2006 2:42 PM

 


It's finally FRIDAY!

Adam




5/24/2006 8:53 PM

Hey Laurie,
U were terrific tonight at Helium!!! Hilarious!!! I knew u would be!! What a wonderful show!!! I have never laughed harder and longer!!! U were fuckin' hysterical!!! Congratulations on the baby!!!
Drake




5/22/2006 11:28 AM

Laurieee. How are ya? Ok, I feel like such an ass now cause everytime I'd see ya at the Boston Comedy Club I'd always call ya Ms Kilmartin and since it's been so long, that when I see ya at the New York Comdy Club I say Ms Kightlinger. Ugh! I knew it was a name that started with a K but I guess I gotta stick with first names. I'm just always gonna call ya Laurie from now on.


Drake...
kimberly




5/22/2006 10:27 AM

wow. you're the only athiest i know from Carondelet high school.
;)
Troy Conrad




5/17/2006 1:51 PM

Congratulations Laurie!
Bonnie's Dancing Flapjack Society




5/14/2006 9:23 PM

Welcome to Bonnie's! Please help yourself to a light snack, kids.


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Tommy Munoz




5/14/2006 12:55 PM

Happy Mother's Day...kinda and if my mom had a MySpace I would tell her the same, oh well.
Al Ducharme




5/5/2006 2:26 PM

Hello Miss Kilmartin,

I'm interested in taking your standup comedy class. I am also willing to do extra credit work.

You say funny things a lot.

AD
Da Bjorkman




4/28/2006 1:42 AM

My hat goes off, you are an incredible comedian.

I am speechless....so funny!!!

Huge respect
Da Bjorkman
Low Class Blond




4/23/2006 9:13 PM

Have you thought about more blush?
Hope all is well.
Women Who Kick Comedy Butt




4/23/2006 1:31 PM

You are featured on my top 8 right now!

Peace & Love,

Grace White
Randy




4/22/2006 4:29 PM

Ive known Laurie for a long time and to my knowledge I have never insulted her which, if true, would be quite something.
I have always found Laurie to be profoundly normal for a comic which means there must be some incredibly freaky stuff she is hiding.
Joe Money




4/21/2006 8:19 AM

Thanks for the add. Not a day goes by that I don't think fondly of Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. You're a hell of a writer; I can only hope that my shit is half as good.
Sarah




4/19/2006 11:32 AM

Kilmartin, you're real swell
Luchia




4/16/2006 3:57 PM

Kid: Mommie! Mommie! Goldfish left lincoln logs in me sock drawer!

Mom: That's the story of Jesus!

Happy Easter--In The Spirit of Bill

Adam




4/16/2006 4:18 AM

Drake




4/14/2006 7:53 AM

Hey Ms Kilmartin. Just wanted to say have a great Friday... Which shouldn't be to hard... It's already "Good Friday!' (Smile). Keep doin ya thing and stay in touch.


Drake...
Drake




4/12/2006 9:20 AM

Hey, hey, hey... Happy Hump Day! Have no idea why Wednsday is actually called Hump Day. Maybe the person who made it up had avery good wednesday to start with. (Smile). Just wanted to say have a great day Laurie.


Drake...
Drake




4/11/2006 11:00 AM

MS Kilmartin! How are ya? Thanks for the add. Loved the reel.

Drake...
Tommy Munoz




4/6/2006 1:36 PM

Remember when I did the lawn mower....that was cool.
Hailey Boyle




4/6/2006 1:35 PM

Congrats on the article Mrs. Bigtime!
Comic Jackie Enfield aka Lousy EcoWhore




4/1/2006 12:16 PM

* HAPPY THOUGHTS for BALDING MEN...
THIS IS VIN DIESEL:
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DEAR LAURIE,
THANKS FOR THE ADD!!!!!
JACKIE ENFIELD : )
PS: Des is now one of my peops on here...
Adam




3/31/2006 3:53 PM

Helium Comedy Club in Philly on May 24th-27th?? AWESOME!!! Can't wait!!! I will definitely be there!!!
C-Chrystine




3/27/2006 3:07 PM

One of the few women in comedy holding it down..

A force to be reckoned with..

Damn glad to know you..

Good to have you as a friend..



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Wally Lewellen




3/20/2006 11:00 PM

YOU ROCK THE FUNNY!
Hailey Boyle




3/13/2006 12:05 PM

I offer you my first born, you are the ultimate triple threat. I want to hate you but you're too damn cool!
Comic Jackie Enfield aka Lousy EcoWhore




3/12/2006 2:03 PM

LOVE your site, Laurie!
Like your default pic as well. As for the Kilkenny, Des Bishop could likely hook you up on that! He's originally a Yank, btw - cool guy, too. www.desbishop.com - maybe u know him? Anyway, love your blog, as always. Check out my "baby blog" @ my myspace if ya want.
It's a bit sick.
Jike : )
Gloria in Vegas




3/9/2006 5:24 PM

Thanks for adding me and welcome to my MySpace family! Write anytime!
SHECKYmagazine.com




3/9/2006 6:36 AM

"Poets think they know all about time: meter, iambs, syllabics, caesuras. And all that. Stand-ups know all about time. Stand-ups handle time. The only people better at handling time than stand-ups are convicts & mothers."

--Mairead Byrne, Poet
Some Differences Between
Poetry & Stand-up Comedy




Its easier to get forgiveness than permission




3/6/2006 6:25 AM

Play in the UK!!! or at least release a DVD over here. Or something similar, maybe a postcard?
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