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August 7 at 4:19PM

Candidate Casting Couch: The Simpsons

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

In its first two weeks, The Simpsons Movie grossed more than $240 million worldwide. With that kind of money pouring into the First Bank of Springfield, it's not surprising that Matt Groening and all the rest of the cartoon's staff felt safe in taking the rest of the summer off. But what about its loyal fans? To where will they turn for their fix of rote stupidity and brash uncouthness? (We have a feeling that you know where we're going with this...)

John Edwards = Marge Simpson
Infamous hairdo

Sam Brownback = Ned Flanders
Hididdly-ho, evangelino!

Fred Thompson = Troy McClure
You may remember him from such films as...

Barack Obama = Bart Simpson
Self-possessed young risk-taker and t-shirt hawker

Tom Tancredo = Hans Moleman
Able to take a football in the groin -- other than that, we don't know much about him

Dennis Kucinich = Lisa Simpson
Good message, always on point, vegetarian, too short to be taken seriously

John McCain = Abraham Simpson
Affectionately known as "Gramdpa," jowly, increasingly becoming irrelevant

Hillary Clinton = Sideshow Bob
Yalie, struggling to emerge from the shadow of a famously indulgent celebrity partner

Rudy Giuliani = Nelson Muntz
Entire reputation based upon campaign of fear

So, who do you think is Homer Simpson?

TAGS: Candidate Casting Couch, The Simpsons, Sam Brownback, Dennis Kucinich, Rudy Giuliani, John McCain, Fred Thompson, Hillary Clinton, Tom Tancredo, John Edwards, Barack Obama
Bush is Homer Simpson... oh wait, no. That's Ralph.
by sonicbluetm August 23 at 12:57AM
Gravel should be Grandpa Simpson! And Homer? Mitt Romney might do the job. He doesn't seem too bright. And when I think of things he's said to the press, "Doh!" comes to mind...
by xkraex August 9 at 12:56PM
Gravel! Gravel! Gravel! DHaaaaa!


Dennis Kucinich = Lisa Simpson Thats funny! ha ha

by kukers August 9 at 5:54AM
Maurice "Mike" Gravel= Homer Simpson

Will eliminate the income tax and replace it with a national tax (i.e.doughnuts

by dickheadjane August 9 at 3:56AM
Bill Clinton: fast food junkie, heart surgery patient, a taste for the women of Vegas (and their like), significantly more proper spouse, charged by the Right with the moral degradation of America, beloved around the world, given to blustering outbursts (Chris Matthews), contempuous of FOX but still deigning to appear on the network (again, Chris Matthews), absolutely convinced that the show cannot go on without him, AND much, much cooler in 1992.
by blasphematic August 8 at 1:29PM
Homer simpson= the siamese twin identity of Mark Foley and Karl Rove.
by nexushexus August 8 at 11:25AM
Mitt Romney, naturally! Can't you see Homer tying Santa's Little Helper to the roof of the family car for a cross-country voyage? I know I can.
by Walnutt August 8 at 12:10AM
Joe Biden is Homer, he's well-meaning, but poorly thought through quotations and actions make him into comic dimwit.
by ViveColbert August 7 at 8:52PM
Homer's not a candidate,he has to be Jon Stewart...allways has an oppinion, usualy funny, not real bright.
by SlappyThePenguin August 7 at 7:45PM
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