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[ TSS STAFF LIST ]
It wasn't us, we swear! Oh right, you just want to know who we are, right? Well, you've come to the right page. This is the Staff page, where you can get in touch with the right person if you have a triviality with something or other. You can also get the contact details of each staff member here so you can send us praise, gold pieces, dirty socks and "OMFG ju siet teh PwN k!". All our complaints get sent to the janitor though. We don't let him out of the house so it's the only contact he gets with the outside world. You're doing us a service there.

Roll Call - HUT TWO!
Svend Joscelyne (Dreadknux) - Editor in Chief, CEO
Svend launched The Sonic Stadium back in 2000 as a hobby site. It was crudely made using HTML he had learnt from a 'big text size' book in his last year of secondary school. Now TSS has grown to be one of the largest resources of Sonic the Hedgehog online. Svend longs for the long-haired underpaid life with a fee for being generally nosey. But aside his venture for a career in Journalism, he's a bit of a Japan nut. Because he runs the whole shebang innit, he'd love to hear your comments on the website. All PR contacts and comments go through Svend, so he can, as he puts it, "get all of the sexy, sweaty game company love. Rub! Love! Rub it!". Quite.

Ian Bennett (B'man) - Technical Administrator
Known as 'B' and '1337' to his friends, Ian is a long-standing friend of Svend. He works as Assistant Administrator and has been given certain powers to make decisions whenever the nu-metalling Admin isn't there. He deserves more credit than you think for coding the place, as Svend tends to think of impossible ideas, resulting in a lot of "-_-" faces. The ultimate comedy duo, those two. So, due to his absolutely fab coding skills, TSS is the place you see as it is now. Hug him. You know you want to. Go on. Wait... not you, though. Last seen shouting "SNAAAAAAAAKE!" at an unconscious naked man. Bemani turns him on.

Allan (Roarey Raccoon) - Lead Administrator of SSMB Forums
Our happy Northern furry looks hard. He really does. Dark alley stuff. We had a dispute with him and thought he was going to get a Mitchell brother to kick our heads in. But really, underneath all that lies jelly. Alan is a big softie at heart, and is completely dedicated to his duty making the SSMB Forums as decent a place as possible, free from "teh txt kidz" or "teh 4kidz". Specifically the 4Kids. You can approach him about anything and get a friendly response, so seek him for any Forum Account troubles.

Tweaker - Sonic News Editor
Tweaker's the man to go to when stuff happens in the Sonic world. Rustling up the latest news like some sort of Cowboy Scoop (as in breaking headlines, not an ice cream), he and the rest of the Sonic News staff ensure that the latest is brought to your face via our spiffy news ticker.

Poridet - Knowledger of Funky Things
Poridet helps out on the Games Archive and Sonic News areas on TSS, among other places, by way of her wonderful knowledge of hidden and quirky facts. She's also a dab hand at reporting the latest happenings too, so keep an eye out for her many new additions to the site.